John
@johnwillbe.bsky.social
Hytale is somehow everything I wanted it to be. I’m running from the bears, I’m running from the foxes, I’m running from the frogs.
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Hytale is somehow everything I wanted it to be. I’m running from the bears, I’m running from the foxes, I’m running from the frogs.
i’m seeing ads for fast food value meals for the first time in like a decade lol. really sets the tone for 2026
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
i’m seeing ads for fast food value meals for the first time in like a decade lol. really sets the tone for 2026
i went to a gentrified restaurant, saw sandwiches are now $26, and got tf outta there lol
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i went to a gentrified restaurant, saw sandwiches are now $26, and got tf outta there lol
after 11 hours of driving, the conclusion that i’ve come to is that there are a lot of REALLY bad christmas song covers
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
after 11 hours of driving, the conclusion that i’ve come to is that there are a lot of REALLY bad christmas song covers
So much of social media is filled with agenda bots, and it makes me sad when I see real people spend hours arguing with them 😐
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So much of social media is filled with agenda bots, and it makes me sad when I see real people spend hours arguing with them 😐
i changed my phone to black and white to use it less, but i somehow used it even more lmao
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i changed my phone to black and white to use it less, but i somehow used it even more lmao
i bought a ridiculous gaming pc with 64GB RAM because of a pricing error, and it’s looking like the best investment i’ve ever made lol
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i bought a ridiculous gaming pc with 64GB RAM because of a pricing error, and it’s looking like the best investment i’ve ever made lol
I set a reminder for my dentist appointment and accidentally sent a calendar invite to the dentist lmao
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I set a reminder for my dentist appointment and accidentally sent a calendar invite to the dentist lmao
He doesn’t understand how machines work or how people work.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
He doesn’t understand how machines work or how people work.
I had no idea Paramount got Twitter’d 🤢
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I had no idea Paramount got Twitter’d 🤢
Do not use the word “inflammation” around anyone in the pseudoscience circuit or they will be on your ass like a malevolent fae
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Do not use the word “inflammation” around anyone in the pseudoscience circuit or they will be on your ass like a malevolent fae
I think I’m ready for a Steam Deck 2
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think I’m ready for a Steam Deck 2
i have an appointment at a sleep clinic in 5 hours and the irony is killing me
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i have an appointment at a sleep clinic in 5 hours and the irony is killing me
they read the My Boyfriend is AI subreddit and saw dollar signs
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
they read the My Boyfriend is AI subreddit and saw dollar signs
we went to a haunted corn maze and on the way home the GPS led us down an old dirt country road for an hour. that was way scarier tbh lol
October 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
we went to a haunted corn maze and on the way home the GPS led us down an old dirt country road for an hour. that was way scarier tbh lol
i spent hours trying to pull out a water filter that got stuck in my fridge lol. and now my muscles are aching like i did time at the gym
October 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i spent hours trying to pull out a water filter that got stuck in my fridge lol. and now my muscles are aching like i did time at the gym
praying to dear god they just sell The Sims
Jared Kushner’s private equity firm is said to be partnering with the Saudi sovereign wealth fund to buy out Electronic Arts.
Jared Kushner’s Firm Is Said to Be Part of $50 Billion Buyout of Electronic Arts
Mr. Kushner’s private equity firm, Affinity Partners, is said to be in talks with the Saudi sovereign wealth fund and Silver Lake to buy out the video game giant.
nyti.ms
September 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
praying to dear god they just sell The Sims
I did not have etsy witches on my 2025 bingo card
i need to think bigger for 2026
i need to think bigger for 2026
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I did not have etsy witches on my 2025 bingo card
i need to think bigger for 2026
i need to think bigger for 2026
my favorite thing about the War of the Worlds movie is how every review uses the same pic, and then you watch the movie and it’s literally just that frame the whole time
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
my favorite thing about the War of the Worlds movie is how every review uses the same pic, and then you watch the movie and it’s literally just that frame the whole time
it’s heavy raining and i thought i was hearing some pennywise the clown shit, but my downstairs neighbor is hosting a kids birthday party at 11PM ????????
August 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
it’s heavy raining and i thought i was hearing some pennywise the clown shit, but my downstairs neighbor is hosting a kids birthday party at 11PM ????????
it's surreal when you subscribe to a youtube channel when they're getting 1K views and over time they start clearing 500K views
August 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
it's surreal when you subscribe to a youtube channel when they're getting 1K views and over time they start clearing 500K views
Millennial: I wonder if Gen Z likes roasting marshmallows
Gen X: As a Xennial, I love roasting marshmallows. They don’t call us the “burnout” generation for nothing. 😜🥀
Gen X: As a Xennial, I love roasting marshmallows. They don’t call us the “burnout” generation for nothing. 😜🥀
August 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Millennial: I wonder if Gen Z likes roasting marshmallows
Gen X: As a Xennial, I love roasting marshmallows. They don’t call us the “burnout” generation for nothing. 😜🥀
Gen X: As a Xennial, I love roasting marshmallows. They don’t call us the “burnout” generation for nothing. 😜🥀
i just found r/MyBoyfriendIsAI and reading that shit ruined my life
August 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i just found r/MyBoyfriendIsAI and reading that shit ruined my life
it's insane how "customer service" is now just AI bots that gaslight you until you give up
July 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
it's insane how "customer service" is now just AI bots that gaslight you until you give up
it’s very off putting when you stop using an app for a while, jump back in, and it’s infested with monetization schemes
June 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
it’s very off putting when you stop using an app for a while, jump back in, and it’s infested with monetization schemes