John Yabes
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capitalism has really sucked the joy out of just liking things. you can't just really like things anymore. they've got to be holographic or play on the prediction market to have any value
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February 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
capitalism has really sucked the joy out of just liking things. you can't just really like things anymore. they've got to be holographic or play on the prediction market to have any value
like many ppl in LA I'm disappointed not being where I thought I'd be by now... and that's mostly dead at the bottom of a ravine.
September 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
like many ppl in LA I'm disappointed not being where I thought I'd be by now... and that's mostly dead at the bottom of a ravine.
if I could go back in time I'd fucking eat so many steaks as a kid. fuck those chicken nuggets and juice boxes. just steaks, truffle brownies, and milkshakes.
September 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
if I could go back in time I'd fucking eat so many steaks as a kid. fuck those chicken nuggets and juice boxes. just steaks, truffle brownies, and milkshakes.
the most generous casting in Hollywood is Lorraine and Ed Warren
August 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the most generous casting in Hollywood is Lorraine and Ed Warren
I think I've done everything I ever wanted to do 🙉
August 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I think I've done everything I ever wanted to do 🙉
what if instead of Tony Stark telling everyone he was Iron Man at the end of Iron Man, he just let out a long, loud, smelly, wet fart.
July 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
what if instead of Tony Stark telling everyone he was Iron Man at the end of Iron Man, he just let out a long, loud, smelly, wet fart.
release the hogan files.
July 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
release the hogan files.
Stranger Things 5: they're all 30 now.
July 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Stranger Things 5: they're all 30 now.
The first person to die: Hey, what the hell... ?
July 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The first person to die: Hey, what the hell... ?
SPOILERS:
Superman stops Lex Luthor by introducing him to an Asian woman.
Superman stops Lex Luthor by introducing him to an Asian woman.
July 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
SPOILERS:
Superman stops Lex Luthor by introducing him to an Asian woman.
Superman stops Lex Luthor by introducing him to an Asian woman.
all my journals eventually turn into suicide notes that are dated
July 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
all my journals eventually turn into suicide notes that are dated
can you imagine if superman did coke?
July 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
can you imagine if superman did coke?
July 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
an act of kindness is to not kill yourself on someone you love's birthday.
July 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
an act of kindness is to not kill yourself on someone you love's birthday.
I eye fuck the shit out of myself in the mirror.
June 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I eye fuck the shit out of myself in the mirror.
there should be a special program for people who wanna stay single, childless, and just wanna keep up with the MCU that will just let them live in a studio for free until they're dead.
June 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
there should be a special program for people who wanna stay single, childless, and just wanna keep up with the MCU that will just let them live in a studio for free until they're dead.
that physical exhaustion osmosis when listening to someone talking about picking up a second and third shift at work.
June 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
that physical exhaustion osmosis when listening to someone talking about picking up a second and third shift at work.
The sigh you make when you wake from shit sleep as you squint through tired eyes and wonder how your hair got so messy and dry like a tumbleweed
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The sigh you make when you wake from shit sleep as you squint through tired eyes and wonder how your hair got so messy and dry like a tumbleweed
the best thing about the post apocalypse? no bills to pay! the worst? deciding who to eat for dinner.
June 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the best thing about the post apocalypse? no bills to pay! the worst? deciding who to eat for dinner.
I'm either at 1. hey things ain't too bad or 2. I'd like to be dead now.
June 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm either at 1. hey things ain't too bad or 2. I'd like to be dead now.
what's my advice for new comics? call 911!
June 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
what's my advice for new comics? call 911!
I had a dream where Tim Robinson was the Penguin and now that's all I'm thinking about.
June 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I had a dream where Tim Robinson was the Penguin and now that's all I'm thinking about.
the regret from some of the right isn't about empathy, most of it is because of their loss of workforce - which means their bottom lines - so fuck them.
June 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the regret from some of the right isn't about empathy, most of it is because of their loss of workforce - which means their bottom lines - so fuck them.
Me, reading about the Male Loneliness Epidemic: "The hell are they talking about? hahaha," Yabes lauded, echoing into the big empty space that was his apartment.
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me, reading about the Male Loneliness Epidemic: "The hell are they talking about? hahaha," Yabes lauded, echoing into the big empty space that was his apartment.