Jokes & Jackals
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This is an off-shot of the ecofriendly craft account Eccentriceco.bsky.social . However here, we just make REALLY bad dad jokes (All Our Own). We do a joke every day with a new theme each month. The current theme is
"Rainbows of June".
This is an off-shot of the ecofriendly craft account Eccentriceco.bsky.social . However here, we just make REALLY bad dad jokes (All Our Own). We do a joke every day with a new theme each month. The current theme is
"Rainbows of June".
June 3rd Joke Of The Day 🌈
Did you know there use to be 8 colors of the rainbow? Yeah, but one of them got a restraining order beacause they were ultra-violent. Now they're invistable.
#junejoke #dailyjoke #rainbowjoke #joke #sciencejoke #dadjoke #pun #badjoke
Did you know there use to be 8 colors of the rainbow? Yeah, but one of them got a restraining order beacause they were ultra-violent. Now they're invistable.
#junejoke #dailyjoke #rainbowjoke #joke #sciencejoke #dadjoke #pun #badjoke
June 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
June 3rd Joke Of The Day 🌈
Did you know there use to be 8 colors of the rainbow? Yeah, but one of them got a restraining order beacause they were ultra-violent. Now they're invistable.
#junejoke #dailyjoke #rainbowjoke #joke #sciencejoke #dadjoke #pun #badjoke
Did you know there use to be 8 colors of the rainbow? Yeah, but one of them got a restraining order beacause they were ultra-violent. Now they're invistable.
#junejoke #dailyjoke #rainbowjoke #joke #sciencejoke #dadjoke #pun #badjoke
Did you hear the MilkyWay got admitted to a college to study music? It's called the Uni-Verse.
#spacejoke #milkway #joke #dadjoke
#spacejoke #milkway #joke #dadjoke
May 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Did you hear the MilkyWay got admitted to a college to study music? It's called the Uni-Verse.
#spacejoke #milkway #joke #dadjoke
#spacejoke #milkway #joke #dadjoke
NASA recently in a press conference was asked if they're investigating the potential of life on smaller non-planetary bodies.
They said no comets
#spacejoke #nasajoke #joke #comet
They said no comets
#spacejoke #nasajoke #joke #comet
May 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
NASA recently in a press conference was asked if they're investigating the potential of life on smaller non-planetary bodies.
They said no comets
#spacejoke #nasajoke #joke #comet
They said no comets
#spacejoke #nasajoke #joke #comet
May I Have Space Joke #7
I watched an old episode of a soap opera about the colliding love lives of galaxies. It was a run of the mill-drama-a.
#milkdromeda #spacejoke #spacepun #galaxyjoke #joke
I watched an old episode of a soap opera about the colliding love lives of galaxies. It was a run of the mill-drama-a.
#milkdromeda #spacejoke #spacepun #galaxyjoke #joke
May 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
May I Have Space Joke #7
I watched an old episode of a soap opera about the colliding love lives of galaxies. It was a run of the mill-drama-a.
#milkdromeda #spacejoke #spacepun #galaxyjoke #joke
I watched an old episode of a soap opera about the colliding love lives of galaxies. It was a run of the mill-drama-a.
#milkdromeda #spacejoke #spacepun #galaxyjoke #joke
May Space Jokes #6
Why shouldn't an army close in on a collapsing star warrior?
They'll enter it's Sword-Shield Radius
#blackhole #dailyjoke #sciencejoke #pun #sciencepun #joke #blackholejoke
Why shouldn't an army close in on a collapsing star warrior?
They'll enter it's Sword-Shield Radius
#blackhole #dailyjoke #sciencejoke #pun #sciencepun #joke #blackholejoke
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
May Space Jokes #6
Why shouldn't an army close in on a collapsing star warrior?
They'll enter it's Sword-Shield Radius
#blackhole #dailyjoke #sciencejoke #pun #sciencepun #joke #blackholejoke
Why shouldn't an army close in on a collapsing star warrior?
They'll enter it's Sword-Shield Radius
#blackhole #dailyjoke #sciencejoke #pun #sciencepun #joke #blackholejoke
May 5th Joke
Why were the lunar aliens so surprised to see that Buzz Aldrin could walk even after seeing Neil Armstrong? Because one step from a man seemed like a giant leap for mankind.
#moonjoke #spacejoke #mayjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #dailyjoke #joke
Why were the lunar aliens so surprised to see that Buzz Aldrin could walk even after seeing Neil Armstrong? Because one step from a man seemed like a giant leap for mankind.
#moonjoke #spacejoke #mayjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #dailyjoke #joke
May 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
May 5th Joke
Why were the lunar aliens so surprised to see that Buzz Aldrin could walk even after seeing Neil Armstrong? Because one step from a man seemed like a giant leap for mankind.
#moonjoke #spacejoke #mayjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #dailyjoke #joke
Why were the lunar aliens so surprised to see that Buzz Aldrin could walk even after seeing Neil Armstrong? Because one step from a man seemed like a giant leap for mankind.
#moonjoke #spacejoke #mayjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #dailyjoke #joke
I've been trying to come up with a "May the 4th Be With You" style joke, but everything I've come up with feels forced.
#starwarsjoke #mayjoke #may4joke #maythe4thbewithyou #dailyjoke #joke
#starwarsjoke #mayjoke #may4joke #maythe4thbewithyou #dailyjoke #joke
May 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I've been trying to come up with a "May the 4th Be With You" style joke, but everything I've come up with feels forced.
#starwarsjoke #mayjoke #may4joke #maythe4thbewithyou #dailyjoke #joke
#starwarsjoke #mayjoke #may4joke #maythe4thbewithyou #dailyjoke #joke
May 2nd Space Joke:
Why were the cows not impressed by humans landing on the moon, again? They were already over the moon.
#joke #cowjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #dailyjoke #mayjoke #spacejoke #moonjoke #joke
Why were the cows not impressed by humans landing on the moon, again? They were already over the moon.
#joke #cowjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #dailyjoke #mayjoke #spacejoke #moonjoke #joke
May 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
May 2nd Space Joke:
Why were the cows not impressed by humans landing on the moon, again? They were already over the moon.
#joke #cowjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #dailyjoke #mayjoke #spacejoke #moonjoke #joke
Why were the cows not impressed by humans landing on the moon, again? They were already over the moon.
#joke #cowjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #dailyjoke #mayjoke #spacejoke #moonjoke #joke
Oh my gosh, did anyone hear what happened on the international space station today? It was horrible. They kept saying,"It's May day! May day!".
#dailyjoke #mayjoke #spacejoke #badjoke #dadjoke #may1st
#dailyjoke #mayjoke #spacejoke #badjoke #dadjoke #may1st
May 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Oh my gosh, did anyone hear what happened on the international space station today? It was horrible. They kept saying,"It's May day! May day!".
#dailyjoke #mayjoke #spacejoke #badjoke #dadjoke #may1st
#dailyjoke #mayjoke #spacejoke #badjoke #dadjoke #may1st
Last Day of April Joke
A Pirate Asked His Captain, “Can I Take A Vacation Next Month” What did the Captain say?
“You mean May, Aye?"
#piratejoke #monthjoke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #mayjoke #badjoke #dadjoke #joke
A Pirate Asked His Captain, “Can I Take A Vacation Next Month” What did the Captain say?
“You mean May, Aye?"
#piratejoke #monthjoke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #mayjoke #badjoke #dadjoke #joke
May 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Last Day of April Joke
A Pirate Asked His Captain, “Can I Take A Vacation Next Month” What did the Captain say?
“You mean May, Aye?"
#piratejoke #monthjoke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #mayjoke #badjoke #dadjoke #joke
A Pirate Asked His Captain, “Can I Take A Vacation Next Month” What did the Captain say?
“You mean May, Aye?"
#piratejoke #monthjoke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #mayjoke #badjoke #dadjoke #joke
I was paying for dinner after a date when my waiter came & asked, "how was your night". "Terrible", I said, "I got catfished by a Chicken". My waiter then Stuttered "Uh—how so?" I replied "Well, it was a rouse, Sir"
#dailyjoke #chickenjoke #roasterjoke #datejoke #easterjoke #dadjoke #badjoke
#dailyjoke #chickenjoke #roasterjoke #datejoke #easterjoke #dadjoke #badjoke
April 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I was paying for dinner after a date when my waiter came & asked, "how was your night". "Terrible", I said, "I got catfished by a Chicken". My waiter then Stuttered "Uh—how so?" I replied "Well, it was a rouse, Sir"
#dailyjoke #chickenjoke #roasterjoke #datejoke #easterjoke #dadjoke #badjoke
#dailyjoke #chickenjoke #roasterjoke #datejoke #easterjoke #dadjoke #badjoke
April's 11th Joke
How do eggs climb a mountain?
To they scale-it. 🍳
#eggpun #eggjoke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #joke #dadjike #badjoke
How do eggs climb a mountain?
To they scale-it. 🍳
#eggpun #eggjoke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #joke #dadjike #badjoke
April 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
April's 11th Joke
How do eggs climb a mountain?
To they scale-it. 🍳
#eggpun #eggjoke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #joke #dadjike #badjoke
How do eggs climb a mountain?
To they scale-it. 🍳
#eggpun #eggjoke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #joke #dadjike #badjoke
April 10th Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of habitat fragmentation.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitat...
#joke #dailyjoke #chickenjoke #whydidthechickencrosstheroad #apriljoke #dadjoke #wildlife #habitatfragmentation
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of habitat fragmentation.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitat...
#joke #dailyjoke #chickenjoke #whydidthechickencrosstheroad #apriljoke #dadjoke #wildlife #habitatfragmentation
Habitat fragmentation - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
April 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
April 10th Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of habitat fragmentation.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitat...
#joke #dailyjoke #chickenjoke #whydidthechickencrosstheroad #apriljoke #dadjoke #wildlife #habitatfragmentation
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of habitat fragmentation.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitat...
#joke #dailyjoke #chickenjoke #whydidthechickencrosstheroad #apriljoke #dadjoke #wildlife #habitatfragmentation
April 9th Joke
What Do Eggs Do in a Horror Movie When They Find The Killer?
They SCRAMBLE
#joke #dailyjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #eggjoke #apriljoke #horrorjoke
What Do Eggs Do in a Horror Movie When They Find The Killer?
They SCRAMBLE
#joke #dailyjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #eggjoke #apriljoke #horrorjoke
April 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
April 9th Joke
What Do Eggs Do in a Horror Movie When They Find The Killer?
They SCRAMBLE
#joke #dailyjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #eggjoke #apriljoke #horrorjoke
What Do Eggs Do in a Horror Movie When They Find The Killer?
They SCRAMBLE
#joke #dailyjoke #dadjoke #badjoke #eggjoke #apriljoke #horrorjoke
April 8th Joke
What do you call an egg's car when it gets hot?
It's F-Ride
#joke #dailyjoke #badjoke #dadjoke #apriljoke #eggjoke #eggpun #cookingjoke
What do you call an egg's car when it gets hot?
It's F-Ride
#joke #dailyjoke #badjoke #dadjoke #apriljoke #eggjoke #eggpun #cookingjoke
April 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
April 8th Joke
What do you call an egg's car when it gets hot?
It's F-Ride
#joke #dailyjoke #badjoke #dadjoke #apriljoke #eggjoke #eggpun #cookingjoke
What do you call an egg's car when it gets hot?
It's F-Ride
#joke #dailyjoke #badjoke #dadjoke #apriljoke #eggjoke #eggpun #cookingjoke
April 7th Joke
What Sound Does An Egg Make While Meditating?
Ohmmmm- Let
#joke #dailyjoke #eggjoke #apriljoke #badjoke #dadjoke
What Sound Does An Egg Make While Meditating?
Ohmmmm- Let
#joke #dailyjoke #eggjoke #apriljoke #badjoke #dadjoke
April 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
April 7th Joke
What Sound Does An Egg Make While Meditating?
Ohmmmm- Let
#joke #dailyjoke #eggjoke #apriljoke #badjoke #dadjoke
What Sound Does An Egg Make While Meditating?
Ohmmmm- Let
#joke #dailyjoke #eggjoke #apriljoke #badjoke #dadjoke
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This just in, there's now a SPRINGFIELD MO FEED!!!
It includes any post with the keywords"SGF" or "Springfield Mo/Missouri". Additionally, registered local businesses are auto-included. Please give it a ♥️ & pin, & repost this message if you can!
#sgf #springfieldmo #feed
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It includes any post with the keywords"SGF" or "Springfield Mo/Missouri". Additionally, registered local businesses are auto-included. Please give it a ♥️ & pin, & repost this message if you can!
#sgf #springfieldmo #feed
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April 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This just in, there's now a SPRINGFIELD MO FEED!!!
It includes any post with the keywords"SGF" or "Springfield Mo/Missouri". Additionally, registered local businesses are auto-included. Please give it a ♥️ & pin, & repost this message if you can!
#sgf #springfieldmo #feed
bsky.app/profile/did:...
It includes any post with the keywords"SGF" or "Springfield Mo/Missouri". Additionally, registered local businesses are auto-included. Please give it a ♥️ & pin, & repost this message if you can!
#sgf #springfieldmo #feed
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April 4th Daily Joke
What Sound Does An Egg Make While Meditating?
Ohmmmm- Let
#dailyjoke #joke #pun #apriljoke #dadjoke #eggjoke #eggpun
What Sound Does An Egg Make While Meditating?
Ohmmmm- Let
#dailyjoke #joke #pun #apriljoke #dadjoke #eggjoke #eggpun
April 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
April 4th Daily Joke
What Sound Does An Egg Make While Meditating?
Ohmmmm- Let
#dailyjoke #joke #pun #apriljoke #dadjoke #eggjoke #eggpun
What Sound Does An Egg Make While Meditating?
Ohmmmm- Let
#dailyjoke #joke #pun #apriljoke #dadjoke #eggjoke #eggpun
April 3rd Joke
Why Are Springfield Chicken Always Sick?
Because They’re Cash-Choo Chickens
#springfieldmo #sgf #cashewchicken #joke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #dadjoke #pun
Why Are Springfield Chicken Always Sick?
Because They’re Cash-Choo Chickens
#springfieldmo #sgf #cashewchicken #joke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #dadjoke #pun
April 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
April 3rd Joke
Why Are Springfield Chicken Always Sick?
Because They’re Cash-Choo Chickens
#springfieldmo #sgf #cashewchicken #joke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #dadjoke #pun
Why Are Springfield Chicken Always Sick?
Because They’re Cash-Choo Chickens
#springfieldmo #sgf #cashewchicken #joke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #dadjoke #pun
April 2nd Joke
Why Did No One Like The Egg Celebrity?
He was a shell-out
#joke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #dadjoke #pun #eggjoke #easterjoke
Why Did No One Like The Egg Celebrity?
He was a shell-out
#joke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #dadjoke #pun #eggjoke #easterjoke
April 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
April 2nd Joke
Why Did No One Like The Egg Celebrity?
He was a shell-out
#joke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #dadjoke #pun #eggjoke #easterjoke
Why Did No One Like The Egg Celebrity?
He was a shell-out
#joke #dailyjoke #apriljoke #dadjoke #pun #eggjoke #easterjoke
April 1st Joke of The Day
Why did someone fill their friends pool with orbeez? It was a-pool-full joke
#apriljoke #dailyjoke #dadjoke #joke #aprilfools
Why did someone fill their friends pool with orbeez? It was a-pool-full joke
#apriljoke #dailyjoke #dadjoke #joke #aprilfools
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
April 1st Joke of The Day
Why did someone fill their friends pool with orbeez? It was a-pool-full joke
#apriljoke #dailyjoke #dadjoke #joke #aprilfools
Why did someone fill their friends pool with orbeez? It was a-pool-full joke
#apriljoke #dailyjoke #dadjoke #joke #aprilfools
March 28th Joke
What do you call It when two bands team up to play music?
Banding together
#musicjoke #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke #marchjoke #bandjoke
What do you call It when two bands team up to play music?
Banding together
#musicjoke #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke #marchjoke #bandjoke
March 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
March 28th Joke
What do you call It when two bands team up to play music?
Banding together
#musicjoke #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke #marchjoke #bandjoke
What do you call It when two bands team up to play music?
Banding together
#musicjoke #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke #marchjoke #bandjoke
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CALLING ALL MY SPRINGFIELD MO PEOPLE!!
We've been struggling to find anyone from around here on BlueSky. 😥 That's why we've created a Springfield MO starter pack & list. If you're from around here, comment & we'll add you to the pack/list! ☺️
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We've been struggling to find anyone from around here on BlueSky. 😥 That's why we've created a Springfield MO starter pack & list. If you're from around here, comment & we'll add you to the pack/list! ☺️
bsky.app/profile/did:...
March 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
CALLING ALL MY SPRINGFIELD MO PEOPLE!!
We've been struggling to find anyone from around here on BlueSky. 😥 That's why we've created a Springfield MO starter pack & list. If you're from around here, comment & we'll add you to the pack/list! ☺️
bsky.app/profile/did:...
We've been struggling to find anyone from around here on BlueSky. 😥 That's why we've created a Springfield MO starter pack & list. If you're from around here, comment & we'll add you to the pack/list! ☺️
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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March 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM