Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

LightNews

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ

@jonfmorse.com

2.3K followers 300 following 18K posts

Managing editor, @botc.bsky.social Probably smarter than you, but also smart enough to know when you know more than me about something. 🇺🇦 FFXIV: «OwO» Goblin🐉 Discord: @kiylyn

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · Jan 19

If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle.

We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 3h

but Steveerooni if we're all happy and having fun what will there be to rant about

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 8h

Buckland, Massachusetts. Place has to be full of hobbits.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 9h

This guy has over 12k followers.

I have 2300 and I'm in the 99.9th percentile here.

So, like, what the FUCK is he even talking about?

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

North DC

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

So, Josh Freeman?

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

Am I made enough at Matt Wells to bring Frames back to K-State as OC?

Mmmmmmaybe.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

They, they didn't snap the ball before the clock ran out, wiped out the winning TD

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

Auburn, which is way less funny than UCF

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

Guys, I want you to be proud of me. I didn't hit post.

some dumbass: "No, it's not just racism. Try again" in response to a detailed definition of fascism which included multiple things which were not racism

Me: Were you born stupid, or did you hit your head on something?

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

it's always fun when you ask "has a top-2 team ever" and your mentions get flooded with 9s and 11s and things which are definitely not ones or twos

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

Dubose? UCF.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

"allowed to finish" is why I'm not counting Dubose in 2000 either

Also, 11 ain't nothin', we got Les Miles over here

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

Yeah, and, uh, that was less about performance on the field than, um, OTHER SHIT

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 13h

Okay, LSU was #5 preseason.

That may have been the worst before this year.

Ben S | Chalk Talk Host @bensla.bsky.social · 13h

2016 LSU

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 13h

I knew this, but Dubose was allowed to finish the season.

So far I have not found a preseason top-5 head coach who's spent November on his couch yet.

Michael @havanadaydreamin.bsky.social · 13h

maybe alabama and mike dubose in 2000? i think we were #3 preseason but there were some *cough* off the field issues too

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 13h

Real question:

Has a preseason #2 ever fired its head coach mid-season before?

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 13h

What? We're not gonna have Frames to kick around anymore?!

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Jack Riewoldt is why I adopted Richmond as my AFL team way back when

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

every true american wants to see the Seattle Mariners vs the Seattle Pilots in the World Series

Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 1d

I suspect public sentiment will be with the three teams that collectively haven't won a pennant since 1993

Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 1d

Dodgers vs Brewers.

Mariners vs Blue Jays.

That's just full of fantastically fun stories and potential matchups. Can't wait.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

"Checking Allstate was smart. Barking at my boss... uh-uh."

TAKE NOTE DAWGS

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

why can't we just be millionaires with people to do all the things for us smh

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

WHAT

Iowa scoring 17 points in one quarter

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Yeah. Might be an app problem, might not. Big shrug.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Okay, THAT'S weird. What platform are you using? I've never had that happen on the xbox app; if I'm logged in I'm logged in.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

So, if it's on the broadcast channels, it logs you out automatically every X days so that you have to reauthenticate with your provider since that's a third-party authentication that might itself expire without ESPN's knowledge.

If it's on ESPN+, that's stupid. I never get logged out of ESPN+.