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If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle.

We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
see, I had a script ready here
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
omg Cal is gonna fuck this up aren't they
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
omg is Cal gonna do the thing
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I wish Sony would fucking understand that if I didn't shut my PS5 down properly IT'S BECAUSE MY FUCKING POWER WENT OUT and quit trying to make me feel like a BAD PERSON for not shutting down my PS5 properly
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I just referrred to the subject of a story as an oversensitive ninny and for some reason remembered that Ken Jeong blocked me on the old site for saying I didn't find him all that funny (without tagging him) and started giggling again
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i'm punchin', kids

commas are important
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The FBS operating under different rules than everyone else is absolutely no different than rich white people thinking they deserve a different set of rules than everyone else because "that's how it is", and I dunno why people don't see this
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Did any of you who are parents sit your kids down at any point this season to prepare them for ACC championship game participant Virginia?
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sad state of affairs when the only playoff team in Florida is Keiser University
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
NAIA Playoffs:

(1) Grand View 62, (16) St Francis (IN) 20
(2) Keiser 44, (15) Southeastern 16
(3) Montana Tech 31, (14) Carroll (MT) 21
(4) Friends 53, (13) William Penn 36
(5) Benedictine (KS) 21, (12) Campbellsville 17
(6) Marian (IN) 26, (10) Dordt 18
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
D3 playoffs:

Mt Union bracket:
Mount Union 49, Muhlenberg 7
John Carroll 35, Randolph-Macon 6
Trinity (TX) 34, Hardin-Simmons 24
Berry 18, LaGrange 14

Next:
John Carroll @ Mount Union
Trinity @ Berry

(both games are former conference mates meeting)
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
D-II Playoffs:

SR1:
(1) Kutztown 56, Assumption 19
Frostburg St 23, California (PA) 21

QF: Frostburg @ (1) Kutztown

SR2:
(1) Albany St 14, Benedict 12
(3) Newberry 24, (2) West Florida 17

QF: (3) Newberry @ (1) Albany St
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Mountaineers went and scored a touchdown and ruined everything, 12-0 now
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the following d2 playoff score

14:23 Q2
Western Colorado 5
UT-Permian Basin 0
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
FCS PLAYOFFS (winner's matchup next week after score)

Illinois St 21 (16) SE Louisiana 3
> ISU @ (1) NDSU

(9) Rhode Island 27, C Conn St 19
> (9) URI @ (8) Cal-Davis

N Dakota 31, (13) Tenn Tech 6
> UND @ (4) Tarleton St

(12) Villanova 52, Harvard 7
> (12) Nova @ (5) Lehigh
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Youngstown State had a 35-7 halftime lead on Yale...

...and lost
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This game is wild, Minnesota is playing ghostly spectres
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the following d2 playoff score

14:23 Q2
Western Colorado 5
UT-Permian Basin 0
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I, for one, am impatiently awaiting what @guynemer.bsky.social is going to post daily now

(love ya, buddy)
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Regarding the press secretary's Thanksgiving spread, my only comment is that had I been invited I'd have been looking for open carryout pizza joints on the way home.

Even if I had to settle for Papa John's.
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They're going on and on about Lane Kiffin and all I can think of is the annual "Is Bill Snyder going to [insert blueblood]?" every fucking year in the mid/late 90s
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Reposted by ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ
The Cats escape with a 24-14 win, but it was ugly for 40 minutes and raises more questions. Our recap, thoughts, players of the game (and the year):
Joe Jackson leads Kansas State to a 24-14 win over Colorado and a bowl | Bring On The Cats
The Cats are bowl-eligible, but it shouldn’t have been this hard.
www.bringonthecats.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
first actual creativity in weeks
Cody Stufflebean and Uso Seomalu are brought in as fullbacks to block, and Joe Jackson walks in from a yard out.

14-7 KSU, 4:32 Q3
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is just an embarrassment.

K-State hasn't been this helpless on defense since The Bad Old Days.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Bringing out the chains in the cold when you're over a yard short
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Everyone hates ads, but they're especially terrible for people who are in the stadium at a fast-moving game in freezing weather when the network's forcing timeouts just to push inventory
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM