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If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle.

We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
man it's one thing for the Chiefs to send the Bills home but I'm pretty offended that Denver did
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I guess I'm now hashtag team... texans?
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
okay but imagine the hilarity of DENVER losing a playoff game on a 93-yard touchdown drive
January 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I remember another time the Bills went to OT in a playoff game because of a long field goal

I hope it works out better for them this time
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The Monterey Square area (where the majority of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil takes place) is really neat. Every few blocks there's a "square", and almost all of them have a fairly famous old house. Some you can visit, some you can just ogle.
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
lulz
January 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
jfc he was NEVER the CEO. EVER. And Pershing Square's holding is under 2%.

Leave misinformation to the bad guys.
You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I need to be super clear on this

Calling/texting me "out of the blue" asking about my house is spam.

Period.

If I want to sell my house, I'LL FUCKING INITIATE IT. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I have to tell a story about this. My great uncle, Jimmy Perrone, fought Hitler in WWII and then came back to our hometown and married Adeline Liguori, my grandfather’s sister. Adeline died of cancer in the early 1980s and Uncle Jim went through a depression. 1/x
And again, this is why I block doomers. You wanna roll over and die? Fine, but I’m not climbing in the grave with you.
My grandpa, who escaped Hitler, who watched his family get shoved into cattle cars (and whose sister was literally separated from her mother by Mengele), had a refrain: "hope, hope, hope."

Try to carry this fwd. It's hard, yes, but do it bc what choice do we have?

joshsternberg.com/2010/06/12/c...
January 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I had not seen that clip until now, and jfc such a tight rendition.

Kershaw is a sterling example of how being on a shitty label can derail you forever. He was on MCA in the US when he broke, and they just completely fucked him up.
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The only European language they have any connection with is Hungarian!

You know, the HUNS!
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I dunno, they're doing a good job of stealing our money and destroying our economy and republic
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Exactly.

The only things they're actually good at are things which should incense everyone other than crooks.
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Just a complete and fundamentally idiotic failure to grasp that you want as many people pissed off at the GOP as possible and different things piss different people off so no, you should NOT be "talking about X instead of Y".

TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. PAINT THE FUCKING PICTURE.
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Even Russia can't win a Winter War against FINLAND
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I can't even imagine losing at home to West Ham
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
(And when I say farmers I mean farmers. Ranchers are... different.)
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
My stance: as long as they get to Europe, I'm fine. No CL is a disappointing year, but it's not a disaster.

Only playing 38 games in a year plus FA Cup and League Cup? That's some Everton shit.
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
You may know this already, but Did You Know that every cadet/midshipman is required to participate in a varsity sport?
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
And listen, going back to the OP's asinine assumption, in most rural areas it's not so much the FARMERS who are MAGAt idiots. It's the small-town car dealers and insurance agents and entirely too many cops for the populace and whatnot.
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
"Mistreatment" in the Chair Force is just everyday discipline in the Army and Navy

(THIS IS A JOKE, IF IT WERE A REAL OPINION YOU WOULD BE DIRECTED TO TUNE INTO LOCAL EMERGENCY BROADCASTS)
Air Force has suspended men’s basketball coach Joe Scott amid allegations of mistreatment of athletes.
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Farmer, you say?
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
few things in life will baffle me more than someone complaining that an otherwise free service that you can use for free charges for some bonus features

look, weird little communist person, you can't run a service for free, you have to be able to pay for the cost of providing it
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Check me on this, what's the actual name of the Democratic party in Minnesota?
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM