Jonny Frogsplash
@jonnyfrogsplash.bsky.social
Leeds United ST holder. East Stand massive. Anti wrong-un.
Leeds game in the filthy corporate today! Wonder if Noel Whelan will be around. I had a running beef with him on Twitter after I said that Pontus Jansson was our best defender SINCE Lucas. Whelan couldn’t grasp the word ‘since’. Went on for days. Might bring it up.
#lufc
#lufc
January 17, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Leeds game in the filthy corporate today! Wonder if Noel Whelan will be around. I had a running beef with him on Twitter after I said that Pontus Jansson was our best defender SINCE Lucas. Whelan couldn’t grasp the word ‘since’. Went on for days. Might bring it up.
#lufc
#lufc
January 16, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I’ve had an absolute boffin work this out. 1/13300 chance of that record. 0.0075%.
What is more likely is an FA conspiracy to make sure we never win the FA cup.
Makes you think.
#lufc
What is more likely is an FA conspiracy to make sure we never win the FA cup.
Makes you think.
#lufc
Leeds United's last 37 FA Cup draws. #lufc
Away, Away, Away, Away, Home, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Home, Home, Away, Away, Away, Home, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Home, Away, Home, Home, Away, Away
Away, Away, Away, Away, Home, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Home, Home, Away, Away, Away, Home, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Away, Home, Away, Home, Home, Away, Away
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I’ve had an absolute boffin work this out. 1/13300 chance of that record. 0.0075%.
What is more likely is an FA conspiracy to make sure we never win the FA cup.
Makes you think.
#lufc
What is more likely is an FA conspiracy to make sure we never win the FA cup.
Makes you think.
#lufc
The worst possible draw for us is Brighton away. An awful game of nothingness on a Sunday lunchtime leading to a timid 2-0 loss.
That’s my bet.
That’s my bet.
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The worst possible draw for us is Brighton away. An awful game of nothingness on a Sunday lunchtime leading to a timid 2-0 loss.
That’s my bet.
That’s my bet.
Been eyeing up a new mattress. Got it down to two very similar candidates, could go either way really but just seen one advertised pitch side at old Trafford. Mind now made up. Done deal.
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Been eyeing up a new mattress. Got it down to two very similar candidates, could go either way really but just seen one advertised pitch side at old Trafford. Mind now made up. Done deal.
Every ‘behind the scenes’ clip at thorp arch seems to show these two arsing about together. Great bond they’ve struck up - you love to see that sort of thing. Adorable.
#lufc
#lufc
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Every ‘behind the scenes’ clip at thorp arch seems to show these two arsing about together. Great bond they’ve struck up - you love to see that sort of thing. Adorable.
#lufc
#lufc
I almost feel sorry for Jack Harrison, he’s an absolute shadow of the player from 5 years ago.
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I almost feel sorry for Jack Harrison, he’s an absolute shadow of the player from 5 years ago.
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Thomas Frank will be West Ham manager by the end of January.
Nailed on.
Nailed on.
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Thomas Frank will be West Ham manager by the end of January.
Nailed on.
Nailed on.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Right. Bedtime.
Right after I dig out my Harvey Barnes voodoo doll and do terrible, awful things to it.
Right after I dig out my Harvey Barnes voodoo doll and do terrible, awful things to it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Right. Bedtime.
Right after I dig out my Harvey Barnes voodoo doll and do terrible, awful things to it.
Right after I dig out my Harvey Barnes voodoo doll and do terrible, awful things to it.
Bastard. Proud of them all. We have flaws and defects all over the shop but they do have bollocks and that’s why we’re staying up. 1% increase In killer instinct with the chances at the end and we win it. Bastard.
#lufc
#lufc
a man in a green military uniform stands in front of tents
ALT: a man in a green military uniform stands in front of tents
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January 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Bastard. Proud of them all. We have flaws and defects all over the shop but they do have bollocks and that’s why we’re staying up. 1% increase In killer instinct with the chances at the end and we win it. Bastard.
#lufc
#lufc
3 points here would be insanely good.
Big boy pants time Leeds - 3 points again are in your lap.
Who wants them? Like really, really wants them?
#lufc
Big boy pants time Leeds - 3 points again are in your lap.
Who wants them? Like really, really wants them?
#lufc
January 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
3 points here would be insanely good.
Big boy pants time Leeds - 3 points again are in your lap.
Who wants them? Like really, really wants them?
#lufc
Big boy pants time Leeds - 3 points again are in your lap.
Who wants them? Like really, really wants them?
#lufc
As I sat watching our 3rd tepid, nothing away display in a row vs Brighton, I just wanted us to have a go, smack some of these established premier league clubs in the mouth. Wasn’t bothered about winning really - just have a go.
Much more like it.
#lufc
Much more like it.
#lufc
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
As I sat watching our 3rd tepid, nothing away display in a row vs Brighton, I just wanted us to have a go, smack some of these established premier league clubs in the mouth. Wasn’t bothered about winning really - just have a go.
Much more like it.
#lufc
Much more like it.
#lufc
I will be utterly ASTONISHED if we go on to win this. ASTONISHED. They will go fully all out after feeling a little peeved and we do t seem to be doing too well at keeping the ball out of late. Our best bet is to ride it out, and get one of them sent off.
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I will be utterly ASTONISHED if we go on to win this. ASTONISHED. They will go fully all out after feeling a little peeved and we do t seem to be doing too well at keeping the ball out of late. Our best bet is to ride it out, and get one of them sent off.
Think this one will be a step too far for the lads. Harvey Barnes always scores against us. That knobhead Gordon will dive for a pen. Can’t see us scoring with that line-up so a spirited 0-0 is my hope.
#lufc
#lufc
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Think this one will be a step too far for the lads. Harvey Barnes always scores against us. That knobhead Gordon will dive for a pen. Can’t see us scoring with that line-up so a spirited 0-0 is my hope.
#lufc
#lufc
That Kubo chap at Real Sociedad is a player. Whenever I see him, he has an impact - and is cool as a cucumber around the box picking players out. Runs his head off aswell.
Would love us to stay up and throw some of our filthy premier league money at him.
#lufc
Would love us to stay up and throw some of our filthy premier league money at him.
#lufc
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
That Kubo chap at Real Sociedad is a player. Whenever I see him, he has an impact - and is cool as a cucumber around the box picking players out. Runs his head off aswell.
Would love us to stay up and throw some of our filthy premier league money at him.
#lufc
Would love us to stay up and throw some of our filthy premier league money at him.
#lufc
Wrexham are 1 point off the playoffs.
They couldn’t, could they?
They couldn’t, could they?
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Wrexham are 1 point off the playoffs.
They couldn’t, could they?
They couldn’t, could they?
Man City’s Reijnders there, given a handball as the ball hits him around the sleeve.
Thought that was deliberate handball and a yellow card?
No?
Thought that was deliberate handball and a yellow card?
No?
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Man City’s Reijnders there, given a handball as the ball hits him around the sleeve.
Thought that was deliberate handball and a yellow card?
No?
Thought that was deliberate handball and a yellow card?
No?
There must have been a dozen situations today where our CB’s won a header, and it was calmly retrieved by their midfield with no pressure. I call that the Ethan Zone. He’s very good at reading those and getting to where it’s going to drop. We didn’t have that today.
That ref at Liverpool 😡
That ref at Liverpool 😡
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
There must have been a dozen situations today where our CB’s won a header, and it was calmly retrieved by their midfield with no pressure. I call that the Ethan Zone. He’s very good at reading those and getting to where it’s going to drop. We didn’t have that today.
That ref at Liverpool 😡
That ref at Liverpool 😡
Bastard. Could have beaten them with a bit less of the old cagey-cagey. They were shit. One bastard mistake. Bastard. Think Rodon, Ampadu and Bogle see us through that. Bastard.
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Bastard. Could have beaten them with a bit less of the old cagey-cagey. They were shit. One bastard mistake. Bastard. Think Rodon, Ampadu and Bogle see us through that. Bastard.
LEEDS UNITED - CAPITALISE ON THE GIFT LEFT BY THE FOOTBALL GODS IN YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
A TEN POINT GAP COULD SET US UP FOR DECADES.
YES IM SHOUTING!
A TEN POINT GAP COULD SET US UP FOR DECADES.
YES IM SHOUTING!
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 AM
LEEDS UNITED - CAPITALISE ON THE GIFT LEFT BY THE FOOTBALL GODS IN YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
A TEN POINT GAP COULD SET US UP FOR DECADES.
YES IM SHOUTING!
A TEN POINT GAP COULD SET US UP FOR DECADES.
YES IM SHOUTING!
Getting ready to set off to Elland Road. They do have some very good players, and we have some of our best missing - but we have a very good chance here. Just don’t go 2 down like last time. Direct to DCL, keep the crowd feral - they will shit themselves.
Into em Leeds - it’s hero time.
Into em Leeds - it’s hero time.
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Getting ready to set off to Elland Road. They do have some very good players, and we have some of our best missing - but we have a very good chance here. Just don’t go 2 down like last time. Direct to DCL, keep the crowd feral - they will shit themselves.
Into em Leeds - it’s hero time.
Into em Leeds - it’s hero time.
I used to watch (and laugh at) a programme called Doomsday Preppers. (American) lunatics who were getting ready in all sorts of wacky ways for the end of the world. Bunkers, bug-out vehicles, bushcraft…and loads of weapons of course.
Beginning to think they might have been onto something.
Beginning to think they might have been onto something.
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I used to watch (and laugh at) a programme called Doomsday Preppers. (American) lunatics who were getting ready in all sorts of wacky ways for the end of the world. Bunkers, bug-out vehicles, bushcraft…and loads of weapons of course.
Beginning to think they might have been onto something.
Beginning to think they might have been onto something.