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Reform Public schoolboys react to Musk’s GROK account producing non consensual sexual images of women and children.
January 14, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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blep
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling
January 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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thanks for all the noms in the awards season, I think this was my best page of 2025, from GEEZER issue 3. work on issue 4 is underway! previous issues still available at www.offregister.press/store if you want to support our efforts.
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
OMG Walter Matthau was literally just a cameo in Eathquake!! Just dawned on me that we didn’t see him again
#SpaceApeCinema afterthoughts
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 AM
An incredibly sudden stop in the narrative hails the end of another spectacular session of #SpaceApeCinema Cheers @sonofkaras.bsky.social for the fun
January 11, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Glad George Kennedy and the puppy made it, but Charlton… we’d have understood.
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Oh Chuck. Why?
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Just as I was about to say the aftershock at the station was pretty scary, then Ava Gardner did this
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I don’t know why, but that is the funniest band-aid I’ve ever seen. The kind that says “I’m too unscathed but really need some attention and sympathy too”
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Okay, that dog better make it
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Just noticed that Geneviève Bujold’s character really sticks to a colour scheme
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Feels odd to have comic relief in these moments, but I suppose Bay or Emmerich would do similar #SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Father and daughter, there. That’s father… and daughter🤷‍♂️
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
How is his voice not a few octaves higher after that crash?
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Son in law?!? Did Lorne Greene became a dad when he was 5?!??
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 6:46 AM
COLONEL LYNCH!!
#spaceapecinema #ateam
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 AM
🎵Oh my god! I was Wrong
She was faking, all along 🎵
#SpaceApeCinema
a cartoon of a man kneeling down next to another man
ALT: a cartoon of a man kneeling down next to another man
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 AM
We interrupt this performance of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? with an EARTHQUAKE!!
#SpaceApeCinema
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Mr Bennett then started creating YouTube content more than a decade before YouTube
Take Hart (10th January 1979). Tony meets Mr Bennett.
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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"When I was a very small child, I had a sense, whereof I know not, that William the Conqueror was the first king of England and that history began in 1066. When I was a slightly less small child, I was delighted to learn that this wasn’t so..."

Regarding a surprisingly complicated question
Who was the first king of England?
A surprisingly complicated question.
jonn.substack.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Ok, as we’re talking MADI… how about a signed copy of the new @imagecomics.com edition?

Repost this post and we’ll pick a winner at random on Sunday 11th January.

Winner will get this copy signed by @manmademoon.bsky.social

Open to anyone anywhere in the world!
January 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Smersh Pod is officially 9 years old today. Happy Birthday to me.
January 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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#DoctorWho Just realized that Melanie Bush has now been in four different regeneration stories. @whoculture.bsky.social @seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social
June 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Timeline cleanse from the wonderful @seanreynard.bsky.social
youtu.be/NQO40-6bl6M?...
Kenneth
YouTube video by Quentin Smirhes
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January 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM