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I rewatched Sleepy Hollow (1999) as an adult and found myself rooting for the villain. She grew up poor and oppressed by the millionaire landlord, had a come up, was going to get her revenge but Ichabod Crane fked it all up, all for some teenage witch cat. Mmm mmm mmm
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This morning I randomly cried about Whitney Houston. No business being passed away
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Keanu Reeves as a guardian angel: “I tried to show him that wealth wouldn’t solve all of his problems… it seemed to have solved all of his problems.”
October 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I’m a slut for 90’s R&B!!!!
October 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
October 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Help! I’m craving Long John Silvers
October 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Caucacity is spending eight years calling the nation’s first Black president, 'Barack the magic Negro,' ‘boy,’ and ‘tar baby,’ his wife a 'gorilla in heels,' because you have free speech…

…but now wanting to fire everyone who calls a deceased racist a racist.
September 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
According to NPR, typhus is back and Texas (ofc) is the place where it’s poppin 🫩🫩🫩 I am tired of living in the 1850s dawg

www.npr.org/2025/09/12/n...
Typhus, a disease once nearly eradicated in the U.S., is on the rise in Texas
Texas is seeing an explosion of cases of typhus, a disease that – if untreated – can be fatal. Typhus was almost eradicated from the United States, but now it's making a comeback.
www.npr.org
September 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So Manolo Gonzalez, Sofia Vergara’s son.. is he or isn’t he?
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
me when I meet a ✋🏻
September 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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From “war on liberals” to “pray for Tyler Robinson, something must be wrong with him” in less than 48 hours.
September 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Charlie’s friends are on interviews in NPR fighting for their lives and crying and drooling and blubbering and the left did this and that
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Bitch ass bills”
September 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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2 examples of how to maximize your white privilege
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Dave Chappelle said DJ Khaled is the only fat Palestinian on earth right now 💀💀💀💀
September 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
People on Reddit “you Americans are obsessed wit teeth” and have the nerve to look like this
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
LOOOL. WAT
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I really miss 2004 Kanye. “I drink Boost for breakfast and Ensure for dessert” and “ she got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson” was so fire
August 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
August 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
People from the pacific nw are rude as hell
August 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Councilman Eric Mays compilation
“YES YEW DEWW!”

www.tiktok.com/t/ZPHp3ANtDY...
TikTok - Make Your Day
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August 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Watching episodes of Arthur so I can memorize lines and use their insults in real life
August 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bring back Popeyes dirty rice thank yeww
July 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Yep. He was trash. He also hated poor white people and thought they were also genetically inferior and ugly.
July 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Left hurricane season in Texas so I can do typhoon season in Asia 🥲
July 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM