Jordana Blake | ADHDemon & Author
@jordanablakebooks.bsky.social
Writing Romantic Traum-Coms: healing through laughs & love stories
🦚 FLYING
available now on Amazon & KU
🩷💜💙 | 🧠 ♾️
🦚 FLYING
available now on Amazon & KU
🩷💜💙 | 🧠 ♾️
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Hi 🦋 quick who I am/who I want your algorithm overlords to send me:
😈 neurodivergents
🏳️🌈 / 🏳️⚧️ friendly folx
🩷💜💙 bi baddies with a complex to the front
📚 romance book lovers
✍️ writers
✡️ intersectional w/ Jews
☕️ Gilmore girls fans
🫶 Swifties
🌻 admire aesthetic, live messy
🪬 witchy
🥯 Jersey Girl
😈 neurodivergents
🏳️🌈 / 🏳️⚧️ friendly folx
🩷💜💙 bi baddies with a complex to the front
📚 romance book lovers
✍️ writers
✡️ intersectional w/ Jews
☕️ Gilmore girls fans
🫶 Swifties
🌻 admire aesthetic, live messy
🪬 witchy
🥯 Jersey Girl
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February 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Oops forgot I have this thing… hi 🦋
I also sent my end of December newsletter out yesterday, if you want a peek into book 2!
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I also sent my end of December newsletter out yesterday, if you want a peek into book 2!
open.substack.com/pub/jordanab...
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January 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oops forgot I have this thing… hi 🦋
I also sent my end of December newsletter out yesterday, if you want a peek into book 2!
open.substack.com/pub/jordanab...
I also sent my end of December newsletter out yesterday, if you want a peek into book 2!
open.substack.com/pub/jordanab...
ISO 5 people who hate Dean & what he did to Lindsay on #GilmoreGirls to finish one more book before the year is up through #KindleUnlimited to help me end the year with 20K page reads:
🗞️ Small Town
🫶🏼 friends to lovers
🛌 only one bed
🧠 adhd own voices
❤️🩹trauma healing rom com
a.co/d/9lmd4VT
🗞️ Small Town
🫶🏼 friends to lovers
🛌 only one bed
🧠 adhd own voices
❤️🩹trauma healing rom com
a.co/d/9lmd4VT
Flying: a cinna-dom friends to lovers small town romantic traum-com with adhd rep (Peacock Springs, New Jersey Book 1)
Amazon.com: Flying: a cinna-dom friends to lovers small town romantic traum-com with adhd rep (Peacock Springs, New Jersey Book 1) eBook : Blake, Jordana: Kindle Store
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December 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
ISO 5 people who hate Dean & what he did to Lindsay on #GilmoreGirls to finish one more book before the year is up through #KindleUnlimited to help me end the year with 20K page reads:
🗞️ Small Town
🫶🏼 friends to lovers
🛌 only one bed
🧠 adhd own voices
❤️🩹trauma healing rom com
a.co/d/9lmd4VT
🗞️ Small Town
🫶🏼 friends to lovers
🛌 only one bed
🧠 adhd own voices
❤️🩹trauma healing rom com
a.co/d/9lmd4VT
Informal “poll” of sorts…
Does “Diddler” or “Diddle” now connect to anything specific for you (aside from self love/hand stuff)?
Asking for a person editing and unsure if this word, even in a joke, is now on hiatus
#pdiddy
Does “Diddler” or “Diddle” now connect to anything specific for you (aside from self love/hand stuff)?
Asking for a person editing and unsure if this word, even in a joke, is now on hiatus
#pdiddy
December 6, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Informal “poll” of sorts…
Does “Diddler” or “Diddle” now connect to anything specific for you (aside from self love/hand stuff)?
Asking for a person editing and unsure if this word, even in a joke, is now on hiatus
#pdiddy
Does “Diddler” or “Diddle” now connect to anything specific for you (aside from self love/hand stuff)?
Asking for a person editing and unsure if this word, even in a joke, is now on hiatus
#pdiddy
Dual neurodivergent evening problem:
ND1: I’m a superhero! (Giggles and excited, wild imagination)
ND2: 😭 no! You can’t be a superhero, you are just [name]! You are not a superhero!
ND1: 😭 but I want to be a superhero!
ND1: I’m a superhero! (Giggles and excited, wild imagination)
ND2: 😭 no! You can’t be a superhero, you are just [name]! You are not a superhero!
ND1: 😭 but I want to be a superhero!
December 3, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Dual neurodivergent evening problem:
ND1: I’m a superhero! (Giggles and excited, wild imagination)
ND2: 😭 no! You can’t be a superhero, you are just [name]! You are not a superhero!
ND1: 😭 but I want to be a superhero!
ND1: I’m a superhero! (Giggles and excited, wild imagination)
ND2: 😭 no! You can’t be a superhero, you are just [name]! You are not a superhero!
ND1: 😭 but I want to be a superhero!
Who told costar about my to do list today?
December 3, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Who told costar about my to do list today?
Every night about this time (6 PM, 18:00) I swear to you every creature who lives here turns into their most obnoxious self.
Dogs? Barking nonstop at nothing.
Kids? Running in circles. screaming.
Dinner? Indecisive adults due to overstimulation.
When does it end?! 😳
Dogs? Barking nonstop at nothing.
Kids? Running in circles. screaming.
Dinner? Indecisive adults due to overstimulation.
When does it end?! 😳
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Every night about this time (6 PM, 18:00) I swear to you every creature who lives here turns into their most obnoxious self.
Dogs? Barking nonstop at nothing.
Kids? Running in circles. screaming.
Dinner? Indecisive adults due to overstimulation.
When does it end?! 😳
Dogs? Barking nonstop at nothing.
Kids? Running in circles. screaming.
Dinner? Indecisive adults due to overstimulation.
When does it end?! 😳
We had some 🍃 and more 🥧 and are sampling the most random house show:
24-hour flip: “we’ll never finish on time”
Zombie Houses: 😳 talking heads
“downton shabby”: lets see how much they play on downton abbey
🏚️… 🏠…🏡
24-hour flip: “we’ll never finish on time”
Zombie Houses: 😳 talking heads
“downton shabby”: lets see how much they play on downton abbey
🏚️… 🏠…🏡
December 1, 2024 at 4:36 AM
We had some 🍃 and more 🥧 and are sampling the most random house show:
24-hour flip: “we’ll never finish on time”
Zombie Houses: 😳 talking heads
“downton shabby”: lets see how much they play on downton abbey
🏚️… 🏠…🏡
24-hour flip: “we’ll never finish on time”
Zombie Houses: 😳 talking heads
“downton shabby”: lets see how much they play on downton abbey
🏚️… 🏠…🏡
I shared a bunch of favorites places to get #book related things, like books, merch & human created art on the other guys… here is my roundup of folks who made my book come to life:
November 30, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I shared a bunch of favorites places to get #book related things, like books, merch & human created art on the other guys… here is my roundup of folks who made my book come to life:
Today I will be available for the following:
🥧 eating pecan pie at random times
📖 🎧 reading ridiculous smut and highlighting things I want to discuss with other writer friends
🐓 engaging on 🧵 about what to call male anatomy
🪤 falling into the “I should” trap and forgetting to let my brain rest
🥧 eating pecan pie at random times
📖 🎧 reading ridiculous smut and highlighting things I want to discuss with other writer friends
🐓 engaging on 🧵 about what to call male anatomy
🪤 falling into the “I should” trap and forgetting to let my brain rest
November 29, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Today I will be available for the following:
🥧 eating pecan pie at random times
📖 🎧 reading ridiculous smut and highlighting things I want to discuss with other writer friends
🐓 engaging on 🧵 about what to call male anatomy
🪤 falling into the “I should” trap and forgetting to let my brain rest
🥧 eating pecan pie at random times
📖 🎧 reading ridiculous smut and highlighting things I want to discuss with other writer friends
🐓 engaging on 🧵 about what to call male anatomy
🪤 falling into the “I should” trap and forgetting to let my brain rest
Thankful for Framily today, you know who I mean. The friends who become your family. I would be lost without you all, and you inspire me to keep writing goofball groups of found family 🫶🏻 enjoy stuffing yourself silly American friends
November 28, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Thankful for Framily today, you know who I mean. The friends who become your family. I would be lost without you all, and you inspire me to keep writing goofball groups of found family 🫶🏻 enjoy stuffing yourself silly American friends
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Any #newjersery area folks in #romancelandia interested in a signing event for Galentines Day? Fill out this form for details: forms.gle/pmawYiMoaJnw...
Galentine's Girls Night Out at Chapter One Mendham: Author Interest Form
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November 25, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Any #newjersery area folks in #romancelandia interested in a signing event for Galentines Day? Fill out this form for details: forms.gle/pmawYiMoaJnw...
It’s dress as your spouse Friendsgiving & he has my Stanley & kindle… and I… did I tell you my wife wrote a book? It’s a good book. I got a bunch here- $20 each. I know it says $16, ignore that. Here. Babe. Sign it for them. 💥 worth more
November 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
It’s dress as your spouse Friendsgiving & he has my Stanley & kindle… and I… did I tell you my wife wrote a book? It’s a good book. I got a bunch here- $20 each. I know it says $16, ignore that. Here. Babe. Sign it for them. 💥 worth more
It’s my birthday & I’ll cry if I want to.
But can it be the good kind? Like the “oh I’m so lucky to have made it to 38” kind? The holy shit you guys bought my book today to wish me a happy birthday kind? The depression fog is lifting and I feel hopeful kind?
But can it be the good kind? Like the “oh I’m so lucky to have made it to 38” kind? The holy shit you guys bought my book today to wish me a happy birthday kind? The depression fog is lifting and I feel hopeful kind?
November 24, 2024 at 12:47 PM
It’s my birthday & I’ll cry if I want to.
But can it be the good kind? Like the “oh I’m so lucky to have made it to 38” kind? The holy shit you guys bought my book today to wish me a happy birthday kind? The depression fog is lifting and I feel hopeful kind?
But can it be the good kind? Like the “oh I’m so lucky to have made it to 38” kind? The holy shit you guys bought my book today to wish me a happy birthday kind? The depression fog is lifting and I feel hopeful kind?
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Babes…
What if the aliens finally made their presence known because they heard about humans writing and reading alien smut? 🤣
What if the aliens finally made their presence known because they heard about humans writing and reading alien smut? 🤣
November 23, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Babes…
What if the aliens finally made their presence known because they heard about humans writing and reading alien smut? 🤣
What if the aliens finally made their presence known because they heard about humans writing and reading alien smut? 🤣
People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your all time favourite TV Show?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form
Quote share your answer only in GIF form
November 22, 2024 at 6:29 PM
People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your all time favourite TV Show?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form
Quote share your answer only in GIF form
Know what makes me feel crazy old? I said “I don’t love that it’s snowing, but we really needed it with the wildfires and drought”
What makes you feel old?
What makes you feel old?
November 22, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Know what makes me feel crazy old? I said “I don’t love that it’s snowing, but we really needed it with the wildfires and drought”
What makes you feel old?
What makes you feel old?
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇🏼
I’m Jordana and I am sooo smart but I try too hard to fit in and probably threw a few tests.
I’m Jordana and I am sooo smart but I try too hard to fit in and probably threw a few tests.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Jenny, and I wrote the worst poem* that Sister Thomas had ever seen.
*poem was then published in the best of Pennsylvania's Young Poets 1999
I'm Jenny, and I wrote the worst poem* that Sister Thomas had ever seen.
*poem was then published in the best of Pennsylvania's Young Poets 1999
I’m Deanna. I’m bossy.
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇🏼
I’m Jordana and I am sooo smart but I try too hard to fit in and probably threw a few tests.
I’m Jordana and I am sooo smart but I try too hard to fit in and probably threw a few tests.
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should have listened to Anita Hill
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
should have listened to Anita Hill
Just a quick reminder that if you buy a paperback copy of FLYING in November from the Zon or Scribbles Bookshop $1 will be donated to @nnedv.bsky.social in celebration of me living 7 years from serving protective orders and stuff…
November 21, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Just a quick reminder that if you buy a paperback copy of FLYING in November from the Zon or Scribbles Bookshop $1 will be donated to @nnedv.bsky.social in celebration of me living 7 years from serving protective orders and stuff…
I’m aging up a year this Sunday, and if anyone wanted to gift me any @swiftdrift-tv.swifties.social Cardigan, I’m a size “thank you omg” (Sm-Md)
November 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I’m aging up a year this Sunday, and if anyone wanted to gift me any @swiftdrift-tv.swifties.social Cardigan, I’m a size “thank you omg” (Sm-Md)
I’m running a Paperbacks for a Purpose sale in November: $1 per book sold is going to @nnedv.bsky.social
I write #greenflag #bookboyfriends who you will love as much as they LOVE & ADORE you as you are 🥲🥰
I write #greenflag #bookboyfriends who you will love as much as they LOVE & ADORE you as you are 🥲🥰
November 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I’m running a Paperbacks for a Purpose sale in November: $1 per book sold is going to @nnedv.bsky.social
I write #greenflag #bookboyfriends who you will love as much as they LOVE & ADORE you as you are 🥲🥰
I write #greenflag #bookboyfriends who you will love as much as they LOVE & ADORE you as you are 🥲🥰
Good morning 🦋 friends, want a #romancebook with a side of #traumahealing and #latediagnosedadhd ? Are you a Gilmore Girls fan who hates Dean?
Have I got the story for you…
a.co/d/9lmd4VT
Have I got the story for you…
a.co/d/9lmd4VT
November 19, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Good morning 🦋 friends, want a #romancebook with a side of #traumahealing and #latediagnosedadhd ? Are you a Gilmore Girls fan who hates Dean?
Have I got the story for you…
a.co/d/9lmd4VT
Have I got the story for you…
a.co/d/9lmd4VT