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chloë 💫

@jordannchloee.bsky.social

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black theatre phd candidate, extremist optimist, hyperbolic dyke, club napper, all around delight 📍 chi + atl + st. pete 🪐 (they!)

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Feb 13

pillow princess in the dykey sense but, even more so, i just rly like naps

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Stephanie, EGOT Recipient @dragmestephanie.bsky.social · Sep 4

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Sep 4

hey reaching out live from the hospital to say i’d SO be better at world domination than u and also u SUCK ! so ! that’s all 🥰

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Sep 3

wednesday september the 3rd is for SANITY guys ! don’t let INsanity get you this wednesday september the 3rd !

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · Aug 30

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 30

you could say your cousins best friends middle school girlfriend who is currently abroad on their mission trip but is working on leaving the church of latter day saints used that primer when yall were 12 and it was kinda okay and i’ll take out my card

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 30

i just know salespeople get PUMPED when i walk into their establishments i am SO EASY to sell to

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 29

and i’ll say it cause yall won’t gale got a face only a mother can love and even that a stretch

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 29

all i have watched this entire week is the hunger games catching fire and wife swap just back and forth in multiplicity

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 27

LOVE asking is this still available about miscellaneous facebook marketplace items late into the evening. prob one of my top fave activities

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 25

my favorite part LIKE you are them girl !!!! oh i cackled

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 25

“non practicing white women” bout the funniest shit i seen in a long ass time

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 25

happy belated sweets !!

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lil miss amira slick @amiraslick.bsky.social · Aug 18

down by jay sean ft lil wayne

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 19

and here’s the thing … you can never be toooooo lesbian. you can push it SURELY (and some of yall are taking it there !!!) but TOOOO lesbian is a thing that doesn’t exist

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 18

happy butch appreciation day dykes in my cell phone !!!

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 13

no one is taking lil miss chocolate fudge poptart the diva is in a league of her own

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 13

i feel u entirely i just txted u a sappy and rambly seven min voice memo on the whole regard the tldr of which is the world is fucked and terrifying and so are decisions but u are so loved and maybe it’ll all work out ??? either way i hope ur sleeping now diva. mwah 🩷

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 13

treating myself to a dp strawbs & cream and thinking abt when i learned dp is in fact not the universal abbreviation for dr pepper

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 13

without it so it genuinely is like whatever ur vibe is i feel like and obvi there are external factors and life and future & how it will disturb ur current vibe to think of but like we also don’t know the future asf and it could be great & so basically my answer is idk but i’m standing behind u &ily

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 13

sounding off to say like y if u think it’ll be the kinda radical change that’ll be scary af but maybe kinda also change ur life (pos con) but also n in the sense that school is neither be all nor end all & you’re building such a beautiful life already & i truly believe you can do anything with or (1

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 11

NO UR SO REAL like i can’t be there the full flight i may lose my mind but i NEED to witness that marital dispute

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 9

7 asf ! what about yall !

ToughPigs @toughpigs.com · Aug 9

Where are you sitting?

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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 9

SHE LOCKED IN SO FIERCE I LOVE HER I LOVE THIS IM SO EXCITED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 9

THANK YOU LIKE !!!!

chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · Aug 8

thank you !!!!!!!!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷