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@jordansmix.bsky.social

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · Jun 29

Cowboy Carter, it’s time to strike a match and light up this juke joint 🤠🐝 #CowboyCarterTour

📍 Houston Night 1

Photo of me in the stands with Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour stage behind me. The stage screen has an American flag on it with a triangle in the middle. I’m wearing a black cowboy hat, black & gold bull bolo tie, black denim vest, no shirt, gold belt buckle that says Cowboy Carter, black denim jeans, Cowboy and Carter Tour light up wristband. I’m smiling with one hand making a gun with my fingers and the other hand placed on my belt buckle.

A more zoomed out photo of me in the stands with Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour stage behind me. The stage screen has an American flag on it with a triangle in the middle. I’m wearing a black cowboy hat, black & gold bull bolo tie, black denim vest, no shirt, gold belt buckle that says Cowboy Carter, black denim jeans, Cowboy and Carter Tour light up wristband. I’m smiling with my hanging down by my sides.

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 49m

tits and thighs 😮‍💨

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 52m

cutie then. cutie now

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1h

🫠🫠

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 2h

You too!

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 13h

I feel we should get an updated version of this pic 🙂‍↕️

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 13h

oh I would’ve been down bad in ways no one’s ever seen

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 13h

Thanks 😘

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 14h

got a pump in this morning

Shirtless mirror selfie. I’m looking at my black phone as I take the pic.

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

Streets are saying that insanity is contagious 👀

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

but how else will I let you know this is insane?

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

omg me too

Megan Thee Stallion taking a selfie with a pumpkin on her head that is pierced

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

suddenly my schedule is clear to be a software tester for quality assurance

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

stop by my office hours and we can work this problem out

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

kinda off topic, but wow! 🥵

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

legend has it that if you point one finger at someone, you have three pointing back at you 😉

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

😍😮‍💨

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

MORNING 🫡

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. I am once again listening to “Hot & Sexy” in the gym.

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

Been a minute, so today’s Drive to the Gym Queue!

Spotify queue screenshot. The songs listed are the following:
“Froot” by MARINA
“Gorgeous” by Doja Cat
“TIT FOR TAT” by Tate McRae
“Kiss It Kiss It” by Reneé Rapp
“No Broke Boys” by Disco Lines & Tinashe
“Love Is Religion (The Blessed Madonna Remix)” by Dua Lipa & The Blessed Madonna

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

two women making funny faces with one wearing a shirt that says ' sa ' on it

Alt: Doja Cat and another woman posing in Doja’s music video for “Gorgeous”

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

and we are grateful it was 🫠

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

mornin

a cartoon cat is holding a red heart in her hand and has a blue bow around her neck

Alt: a cartoon cat is holding a red kiss in her hand and has a blue bow around her neck. cat blows the kiss out of her hand

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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

Losing 2 people is crazy #LoveIsBlind

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

Not everybody basically likes each other and it’s love triangles left and right! #LoveIsBlind

Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 1d

Edmond kissing that dirty ass floor……………………………………………………………………………………………………. #LoveIsBlind

a woman wearing a hat and a jacket with a patch that says c

Alt: Nene Leakes wearing a hat and a jacket and looking in disbelief

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