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Jordan Taylyr

@jordantaylyr.bsky.social

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*she/her* I'm short, funny, and diagnosed with MDD, Anxiety, and ASD. All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 10d

Updated - moved the section for Resources in Central IL to the top.

Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.

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Mia💖🧡💜🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 9h

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 14h

I'm not 100% sure what this means, but I guess mine would be Carrie Fisher in Drop Dead Fred.

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 2d

I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 15h

I know alot of people like to pretend that Republicans were better in the early 2000s - they weren't.

We had genocidal monsters then and we have genocidal monsters now.

Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18h

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies

As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 1d

I had a dream last night where I was at my childhood home and saw my dog Corky (cocker spaniel).

However, I was lucid enough to know that Corky is no longer with us, and it was so nice to see him again and not in pain - so I decided to take him for a walk around the neighborhood.

Love you, buddy

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 2d

I had friends over this afternoon and honestly, I'm so proud of Steele and Alex.

Steele was an absolute cuddly boy and Alex only hissed once and tipped over her cat litter to get our attention.

Such sweethearts 🩷

a black cat says i urge you to accept me as your ruler in front of a pile of pumpkins

ALT: a black cat says i urge you to accept me as your ruler in front of a pile of pumpkins

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 2d

He is genuinely a sweetie

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 2d

Other People: Cats don't care about you!!!!

My baby boy Steele:

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 4d

Also, Black Phone 2 was dick - but I'm not a critic, so don't quote me on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 4d

Not understanding why people would pay to see a double feature of Black Phone 2 and Halloween (1978) ...and then LEAVE once Black Phone 2 was finished

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 4d

In the absolute mess that is 2025 l, I just wanted to share this tree outside my house with the ombre leaves.

I dig it

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 6d

He should rot for life

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 7d

Reading vs INTENSE READING

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 9d

Alex appreciates my fine choices of decor.

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 10d

Updated - moved the section for Resources in Central IL to the top.

Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 12d

They just stated in court that Sonya Massey could have been saved.

She was shot in the head, but it missed her brain - meaning if they had applied direct pressure and given her medical assistance, she would still be here.

Sean Grayson is caught ON CAMERA telling Farley to not waste their kit

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 13d

The live updates can be found here:

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Day 3: Live updates of Sean Grayson's trial

We are covering the trial of Sean Grayson for the murder of Sonya Massey in July 2024. Day three will include opening statements from the Defense and the State.

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 13d

They finally revealed the name of the deputy partner of Sean Grayson - Dawson Farley.

He's the officer who had his body cam on, thus catching the murder if Sonya Massey - he has testified against Grayson.

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Brad Jones @thecinemasnob.bsky.social · 15d

🎃New Cinema Snob Episode🎃

The Cinema Snob finishes his run through the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS films with the obligatory 2000s remake!

And most importantly, it's the premiere of Lloyd's Out of Context 9-1-1 NASHVILLE clip of the week.

Click to watch: youtu.be/lOpq4-phHR8

Night of the Demons (2009 Remake) - The Cinema Snob

YouTube video by Stoned Gremlin Productions

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 16d

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I will never be as cool as Intri-kitty

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Brad Jones @thecinemasnob.bsky.social · 18d

🎃New Cinema Snob Episode🎃

We've done all the other movies in the Halloween Franchise, so that means there's only one thing left to spotlight. The Adult Parody version of course!

Click here to watch: youtu.be/i91bF9wzh3w

Halloween: A Naughty Parody - The Cinema Snob

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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 19d

happy 10 year anniversary to one of the most prophetic tweets of all time @cavalorn.bsky.social

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Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 19d

I saw a friend stating it's behind a pay wall (I'm not sure why - it shouldn't be) but I'll share screenshots if needed.