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Jordan Taylyr
@jordantaylyr.bsky.social
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*she/her* I'm short, funny, and diagnosed with MDD, Anxiety, and ASD. All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
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Updated - moved the section for Resources in Central IL to the top.

Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.

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I'm not 100% sure what this means, but I guess mine would be Carrie Fisher in Drop Dead Fred.
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
I know alot of people like to pretend that Republicans were better in the early 2000s - they weren't.

We had genocidal monsters then and we have genocidal monsters now.
I had a dream last night where I was at my childhood home and saw my dog Corky (cocker spaniel).

However, I was lucid enough to know that Corky is no longer with us, and it was so nice to see him again and not in pain - so I decided to take him for a walk around the neighborhood.

Love you, buddy
I had friends over this afternoon and honestly, I'm so proud of Steele and Alex.

Steele was an absolute cuddly boy and Alex only hissed once and tipped over her cat litter to get our attention.

Such sweethearts 🩷
a black cat says i urge you to accept me as your ruler in front of a pile of pumpkins
ALT: a black cat says i urge you to accept me as your ruler in front of a pile of pumpkins
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Other People: Cats don't care about you!!!!

My baby boy Steele:
Also, Black Phone 2 was dick - but I'm not a critic, so don't quote me on Rotten Tomatoes.
Not understanding why people would pay to see a double feature of Black Phone 2 and Halloween (1978) ...and then LEAVE once Black Phone 2 was finished
In the absolute mess that is 2025 l, I just wanted to share this tree outside my house with the ombre leaves.

I dig it
Alex appreciates my fine choices of decor.
Updated - moved the section for Resources in Central IL to the top.

Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.

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They just stated in court that Sonya Massey could have been saved.

She was shot in the head, but it missed her brain - meaning if they had applied direct pressure and given her medical assistance, she would still be here.

Sean Grayson is caught ON CAMERA telling Farley to not waste their kit
They finally revealed the name of the deputy partner of Sean Grayson - Dawson Farley.

He's the officer who had his body cam on, thus catching the murder if Sonya Massey - he has testified against Grayson.
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🎃New Cinema Snob Episode🎃

The Cinema Snob finishes his run through the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS films with the obligatory 2000s remake!

And most importantly, it's the premiere of Lloyd's Out of Context 9-1-1 NASHVILLE clip of the week.

Click to watch: youtu.be/lOpq4-phHR8
Night of the Demons (2009 Remake) - The Cinema Snob
YouTube video by Stoned Gremlin Productions
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I will never be as cool as Intri-kitty
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🎃New Cinema Snob Episode🎃

We've done all the other movies in the Halloween Franchise, so that means there's only one thing left to spotlight. The Adult Parody version of course!

Click here to watch: youtu.be/i91bF9wzh3w
Halloween: A Naughty Parody - The Cinema Snob
YouTube video by Stoned Gremlin Productions
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happy 10 year anniversary to one of the most prophetic tweets of all time @cavalorn.bsky.social
I saw a friend stating it's behind a pay wall (I'm not sure why - it shouldn't be) but I'll share screenshots if needed.