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@jordy.app
Certified #Laravel engineer

All opinions my own.

This is my personal account so don’t expect corpo speak here.
> small group focus on AI, some people fear for their jobs
> you gotta heavily lean into it, more than everyone else. Now everybody fears for their jobs
October 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Working on my @renderatl.com workshop.

At Zapier, we built a Jira Fairy to automate the creation of Jira tickets based on Slack conversations using OpenAI and Functions. It can create a single ticket or multiple tickets.

I'll be walking through how we built this during the workshop!
May 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Also to anyone who is saying the domain thing is easy.....we can barely use our own emails lol. Not the tech savviest crowd.
January 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
#London, I am in you.
January 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Out of 919 followers, I think about at least a hundred are just porn bots.

This platform has a bot problem.
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
> Here’s what ChatGPT told me

Is the new

> Let me Google that for you
January 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
We’re sending people to Mars but we still haven’t invented eye contacts that don’t make me want to claw my eyes out.
January 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@bsky.app it looks like posts are being muted even though there aren’t any words in them that I’ve muted.

To help verify this / track down the culprit, would it be possible for muted posts to show why they were muted?
January 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
From what I’ve been told TacoBell is very good at detoxing customers.
January 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
> Read that Steam has a winter sale
> Browse discounted games
> Google if Red Dead Redemption 2 is good
> Come back
> Sale gone

Guess it lasted until 7 PM.
January 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
🚫 taking pre-workout before hitting the gym
✅ using pre-workout side-effects to counter antibiotics side-effects
January 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Kinda crazy that the ROG Ally runs Borderlands 2 maxed out on 1080P at 80fps.

It’s my go-to offline game when I’m out and about or in an airplane.
December 31, 2024 at 10:35 PM
During the last company retreat in Denver, 2 colleagues got me this ornament

Excited to finally be able to put it in the tree!
December 23, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Set up a little automation that syncs the colour temperature between my ring light and Philips hue bulb
December 22, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Nickname went poof
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Another great example if why verifying via domain isn't actually identity verification (and is far from the foolproof solution some people insist it is)
So, Bluesky Has An Extortion Problem
An apparent extortion scheme lit up Bluesky the other night. It raises some important questions about whether Bluesky is up to the task of moderation.
tedium.co
December 18, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Yeah…
December 17, 2024 at 6:18 PM
🎁: 🦋❤️⚡️

My wonderful colleagues at Zapier are launching an official #BlueSky integration on #Zapier!

Have a look: zapier.com/apps/bluesky...
Bluesky Integrations | Connect Your Apps with Zapier
Instantly connect Bluesky with the apps you use everyday. Bluesky integrates with 7,000 other apps on Zapier - it's the easiest way to automate your work.
zapier.com
December 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Caffeine solution on my eye bags
Caffeine in my drinks
Caffeine in my shampoo

At this point just dunk me in caffeine
December 17, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I would’ve become an inventor if I had a sick last name

Imagine your last name being Leidenfrost, that’s such a dope last name

The Domselaar effect just doesn’t quite feel right
December 15, 2024 at 9:30 PM
The speed at which I go from

- building a small script to fix a problem for myself
- to I should build an app for this
- to maybe I should learn more about AWS
- to Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I gotta learn kubernetes

Should be studied.
December 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Using ChatGPT to rewrite the experience section on LinkedIn because I do not have the patience for this shit
December 11, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Anyone know of a good CV/resume builder? Will pay if I need to.

Googling it doesn't seem to bear much fruit =/
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 PM
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 AM