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joriz2012
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hey everybody its me joriz
Whatever
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Whatever man
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Whatever man
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
NO ONE DOES IT LIKE ME
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Guy who goes to the United Kingdom and keeps asking the locals if they speak english
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Almost popped off for the first time in years until I realized it was 1:49 AM and everyone is asleep
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Guy who has two doctors so he can A/B test his diagnoses
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
A/B testing the previous joke I made. Trying to figure out what works
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Guy who watches youtube videos talking about "corn" and keeps getting confused as to why the video has sexual innuendos
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Guy who watches youtube videos talking about "corn" and gets confused as to why the video isn't talking about food
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Ship captain getting excited that their kid is finally into shipping
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Guy who shortens condiments as condoms
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Homophobic guy who puts ice in all his drinks because he doesn't want them to be homogeneous
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Guy learning mandarin to prepare for heaven
November 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
In hindsight, I might've attacked Kidz Bop a bit too hard when I was younger considering I use to listen to Minecraft parodies which all things considered, were basically the same thing
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am insulted constantly
October 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
joriz2012 Killed on Juley 27, 2028
July 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is not fair
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
One time I had a dream where I was taking a shit on the toilet and so when I woke up I had to double check if I shit myself. Not so fun
May 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
There's just no way anyone lives in a pineapple under the sea. You can't do that
April 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This was a good post
"HELP IM BURNING IN HELL" I say... When I'm actually sitting in my char
April 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I would never eat myself
March 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"HELP IM BURNING IN HELL" I say... When I'm actually sitting in my char
March 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
HELP IM BURNING IN HELL
January 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hmm... Joke
December 10, 2024 at 5:38 AM