Steve Bennett🕷🐧⚫️⚪️ 🏴☠️
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Accidental archivist. Sinister-looking kid. A joint venture of Matsumora Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern. Your go-to source for Richmond Spiders shitposts. What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?
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If there's a hereafter, I hope Sophie was there to greet you. Rest easy, Lou.
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I know he hasn't done fuck-all in this game, and it's not really his fault that he sucked in Pittsburgh, but goddamn do I resent Mikael Granlund.
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I know he hasn't done fuck-all in this game, and it's not really his fault that he sucked in Pittsburgh, but goddamn do I resent Mikael Granlund.
How the fuck did this man have a career .262 batting average?
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
How the fuck did this man have a career .262 batting average?
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person on Television Just Ethered a Nazi Chud
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person on Television Just Ethered a Nazi Chud
Fact of the matter is you're not going to beat anyone when they're shooting 70% from the field.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fact of the matter is you're not going to beat anyone when they're shooting 70% from the field.
GODDAMMIT STOCKTON, STOP KEEPING THE BALL
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
GODDAMMIT STOCKTON, STOP KEEPING THE BALL
Okay Kirby, the starters don't play another snap.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Okay Kirby, the starters don't play another snap.
Old-time CAA matchup today, and both teams are dressed appropriately. It's not the same without the student section telling each opposing starter by name how much they suck, though.
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Old-time CAA matchup today, and both teams are dressed appropriately. It's not the same without the student section telling each opposing starter by name how much they suck, though.
VCU, you okay?
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
VCU, you okay?
The Pens should just offer Malkin 1-year, $10 million deals until he doesn't want to play anymore.
Evgeni Malkin: Still has the juice.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The Pens should just offer Malkin 1-year, $10 million deals until he doesn't want to play anymore.
Jaden Daughtry, man.
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Jaden Daughtry, man.
Bit of a disjointed start to this one, Richmond up 9-2 at the 1Q media.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Bit of a disjointed start to this one, Richmond up 9-2 at the 1Q media.
What's wild is the same people who don't consider Catholics to be Christians also consider the LDS church to be a cult.
I'll take Notre Dame's side on this one, though, because they got their nickname for beating the fuck out of the Klan.
I'll take Notre Dame's side on this one, though, because they got their nickname for beating the fuck out of the Klan.
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What's wild is the same people who don't consider Catholics to be Christians also consider the LDS church to be a cult.
I'll take Notre Dame's side on this one, though, because they got their nickname for beating the fuck out of the Klan.
I'll take Notre Dame's side on this one, though, because they got their nickname for beating the fuck out of the Klan.
Well shit, Anthony Gordon did something positive!
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well shit, Anthony Gordon did something positive!
Beating the fuck out of the Flyers will never not feel good.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Beating the fuck out of the Flyers will never not feel good.
CALL THAT ONE BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
CALL THAT ONE BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS
I look at those Patriots throwbacks the way I look at the Canes wearing Whalers throwbacks: The uniforms look cool as hell, but those were some shitty teams that wore them back in the day.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I look at those Patriots throwbacks the way I look at the Canes wearing Whalers throwbacks: The uniforms look cool as hell, but those were some shitty teams that wore them back in the day.
The funniest possible outcome for this season is the Pens making the playoffs and the Rangers missing, right?
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The funniest possible outcome for this season is the Pens making the playoffs and the Rangers missing, right?
Crosby sucks [the life out of the Flyers, now and forever]
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Crosby sucks [the life out of the Flyers, now and forever]
It better make the alumni magazine when that fuck goes to jail.
Top Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee on Monday opened an investigation into multiple flights that Patel took last month with a $60 million government jet.
The visits were reportedly to visit his girlfriend. trib.al/qYemfMO
The visits were reportedly to visit his girlfriend. trib.al/qYemfMO
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It better make the alumni magazine when that fuck goes to jail.
Temple is the original loss to the A-10 because football ruins everything.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Temple is the original loss to the A-10 because football ruins everything.
Please, Garnet Hathaway's mere existence justifies cup-checking him.
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Please, Garnet Hathaway's mere existence justifies cup-checking him.
I would've never guessed in a million years that Richmond MBB's best win so far this season based on the initial NET rankings was over No. 71 William & Mary.
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I would've never guessed in a million years that Richmond MBB's best win so far this season based on the initial NET rankings was over No. 71 William & Mary.
That kick never had a chance.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
That kick never had a chance.
"College football is stupid, SMU and Cal is an ACC conference game."
"Where is SMU?"
"Waco, Texas." (I was wrong, it's Dallas)
"😳 Okay then."
"Where is SMU?"
"Waco, Texas." (I was wrong, it's Dallas)
"😳 Okay then."
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"College football is stupid, SMU and Cal is an ACC conference game."
"Where is SMU?"
"Waco, Texas." (I was wrong, it's Dallas)
"😳 Okay then."
"Where is SMU?"
"Waco, Texas." (I was wrong, it's Dallas)
"😳 Okay then."
Why call timeout if you're just going to punt it?
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why call timeout if you're just going to punt it?