Josh Wells
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Rob Reiner probably would've hated it more if Trump said something nice about him.
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rob Reiner probably would've hated it more if Trump said something nice about him.
I hope they fall off.
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I hope they fall off.
I'm seeing a lot of closeted wrestling fans come out of their closets because tonight is John Cena's retirement match which is cool and all but when you wake up tomorrow, you can't go back to, "you can't see me."
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm seeing a lot of closeted wrestling fans come out of their closets because tonight is John Cena's retirement match which is cool and all but when you wake up tomorrow, you can't go back to, "you can't see me."
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I write about some heavy life topics such as loss, regret, and Philip Rivers.
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December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I write about some heavy life topics such as loss, regret, and Philip Rivers.
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most Christmas songs are trash.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
most Christmas songs are trash.
does FIFA give away a prize for not caring about soccer? Because I should get that.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
does FIFA give away a prize for not caring about soccer? Because I should get that.
big fan of Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage) going on a tirade against beach balls at a concert and instead of apologizing, double downed and pretty much said, "I'm too goth for beach balls."
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
big fan of Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage) going on a tirade against beach balls at a concert and instead of apologizing, double downed and pretty much said, "I'm too goth for beach balls."
if your city's got a football team that plays well in the snow, I don’t wanna live there.
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
if your city's got a football team that plays well in the snow, I don’t wanna live there.
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. Find out how old Spotify thinks I am and how I was able to turn that into a rambling essay for your reading entertainment.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. Find out how old Spotify thinks I am and how I was able to turn that into a rambling essay for your reading entertainment.
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read an article that said stand up comedians are the modern day folk singer but I don't know, how many songs did Bob Dylan write about masturbation?
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
read an article that said stand up comedians are the modern day folk singer but I don't know, how many songs did Bob Dylan write about masturbation?
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped right on time to give you something to read while eating leftovers. Enjoy.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped right on time to give you something to read while eating leftovers. Enjoy.
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Is Detroit cool or am I just old because i think Jack White and Eminem are cool?
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Is Detroit cool or am I just old because i think Jack White and Eminem are cool?
a fun thing I like to do at a bar is play Warren Zevon's 'Werewolves of London' on the jukebox just to disappoint any possible Kid Rock fans in the place.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
a fun thing I like to do at a bar is play Warren Zevon's 'Werewolves of London' on the jukebox just to disappoint any possible Kid Rock fans in the place.
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. If you're looking for a source of nothing important, this is it. Give it a read.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. If you're looking for a source of nothing important, this is it. Give it a read.
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Because of the YouTube TV/Disney dispute, I haven't been able to watch Jeopardy. Tonight is the first episode I've seen in a while and almost off the bat, all 3 of these nerds miss one where the answer is THE BEASTIE BOYS. It's like this show knew I wasn't watching and missed me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Because of the YouTube TV/Disney dispute, I haven't been able to watch Jeopardy. Tonight is the first episode I've seen in a while and almost off the bat, all 3 of these nerds miss one where the answer is THE BEASTIE BOYS. It's like this show knew I wasn't watching and missed me.
the best part about watching Guillermo del Toro's 'Frankenstein' on Netflix is googling the dude who plays the monster and finding out he's 6'5" and realizing I'm 2 inches taller than a monster.
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the best part about watching Guillermo del Toro's 'Frankenstein' on Netflix is googling the dude who plays the monster and finding out he's 6'5" and realizing I'm 2 inches taller than a monster.
oh wow, Nico Harrison still had that job till now???
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
oh wow, Nico Harrison still had that job till now???
@schumer.senate.gov doesn't have that dawg in him. He's gotta go.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@schumer.senate.gov doesn't have that dawg in him. He's gotta go.
new issue of the newsletter just dropped. Politics, movies, my beef with YouTube TV AND Disney, and a couple of Tony Hawk references. Check it out.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
new issue of the newsletter just dropped. Politics, movies, my beef with YouTube TV AND Disney, and a couple of Tony Hawk references. Check it out.
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Hopefully we can all process the news of Dick Cheney dying on election day as a reminder to stop electing monsters.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hopefully we can all process the news of Dick Cheney dying on election day as a reminder to stop electing monsters.
"I don't understand these kids today and their six-seven thing."
-grown men who wanna have a philosophical discussion about something called the "tush push"
-grown men who wanna have a philosophical discussion about something called the "tush push"
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I don't understand these kids today and their six-seven thing."
-grown men who wanna have a philosophical discussion about something called the "tush push"
-grown men who wanna have a philosophical discussion about something called the "tush push"
the voting American citizen in me is happy to see Obama campaigning for Democratic candidates. The stand up comedian in me feels bad for those same candidates that have to follow him on the mic.
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the voting American citizen in me is happy to see Obama campaigning for Democratic candidates. The stand up comedian in me feels bad for those same candidates that have to follow him on the mic.
Halloween at age 45: took the day off and did some laundry.
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Halloween at age 45: took the day off and did some laundry.
New issue just dropped. I reconsider Radiohead plus some other random unimportant stuff.
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October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
New issue just dropped. I reconsider Radiohead plus some other random unimportant stuff.
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none of these nerds on today's Jeopardy knew the final answer (Wild Turkey). Finally, getting black out drunk off a bourbon of questionable taste pays off. You can't study that with a flashcard.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
none of these nerds on today's Jeopardy knew the final answer (Wild Turkey). Finally, getting black out drunk off a bourbon of questionable taste pays off. You can't study that with a flashcard.