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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy
@joshuwaffles.bsky.social
Loves shakin', bakin', and using an Oxford Comma.
[Any] 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤
Non-Profit Queer Trans Poly EV Drivin' Cottagecore Golden Retriever Gay Panic Inciter
Don't eat meat
But sure like the bone
Pinned
My entire playlist of video game tunes: titles, tags, album art, year, (and artist by name if they were cool enough) all cataloged by me, placed here for your listening pleasure 🤍🩵💚💛
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Oh my god the dallas player just shoved his fist up the turkey ass & started shoving it in his teammates face to bite i wish i was thay bird so fucking bad
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Seitan roast, Cheezy Cauliflower, mashed taters, and green bean mushroom casserole 👌
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
As much as I, a poly person, will exhale out my nose at these memes, I can't help but feel they are a double-edged sword.

Cuz like, for the "I'm too jealous for that" monogamists, they're trivializing and infantilizing our lifestyles at a time where they really don't fucking need that right now. /1
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Merry Thanksgiving to all amernicans and to all hail seitan.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A half gallon of apple cider is $7

lol
lmao, even
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Sometimes I just feel an overwhelming urge to draw a bunny landsknecht:
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Well okay I want this card now
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I will always take the Memories Time Hop bait whenif I can Transition Timeline it
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
di di diggity
di diggity dog
~
bring it

di di diggity
di diggity dog
~
UH
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
orange croutons zoom zoom butterscotch
cocojoey anita velveeta blind equation thotcrime
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
my 4 zones throughout a day:

working
eating
decompressing from work
sleeping
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet

Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Don't push yourself too hard

You might prolapse
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dang femboys are kinda like the only thing doing it for me lately
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It's 7pm and you're eating for the first time today

Context: you are a bottom and it's a work day
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Everyone gets along easier when it's nap time
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Happy Anniversary, gorgeous 💕
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This has big Tony Hawk "skamtebord." energy
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I get the feeling the class would like a demonstration, we should get a vid of it next time ;3
Not everyone has the capability to suck the blood from under the skin without puncturing the flesh, ya know. 😏⚰️ Stop looking like a whole ass snack then, how bout dat?
a close up of a person 's face with a tear coming out of their eye
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a tear coming out of their eye
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@thiccmommydomme.bsky.social biting my neck and I'm just tryna get a monster out the fridge
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"what is a 5 am?"
- that shark
aquarium trip would heal me rn
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
my brain seriously works the same way and I have NO FUCKING IDEA how people can just... draw without a reference. Photographic memory maybe?
and what does That even feel like to live with?
I really wish I could develop my own art style and draw ppl really stylized and cutesy and shit but my brain can literally only draw shit from reference and it has to be accurate or I hate myself and never want to draw again LMAO
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM