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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy

@joshuwaffles.bsky.social

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Loves shakin', bakin', and using an Oxford Comma. [Any] 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 Non-Profit Queer Trans Poly EV Drivin' Cottagecore Golden Retriever Don't eat meat But sure like the bone

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 27d

My entire playlist of video game tunes: titles, tags, album art, year, (and artist by name if they were cool enough) all cataloged by me, placed here for your listening pleasure 🤍🩵💚💛
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 13h

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck yeah Yugi

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 1d

You can eat the middle out of my cinnamon roll if you wanna

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

2C Flour
2 Flax "Eggs"
1/4C Sugar
1 Tbsp ea. oil, vanilla extract, baking powder
1 tsp ea. Salt, cinnamon
2C Oatmilk

Simmer that potion mix on a medium-hot skillet in 5 inch disks and drizzle the result in maple n butter

Worked for me last night at 1am anyways

Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 2d

Time to write a song from the perspective of Tragical Girl Red

Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 2d

Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a son crazy ass bitchin'

Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 2d

The boomers yelling at trans people to "Don't mutilate your God-Given body" should get the same amount of hate that Nick Fuentes got for "your body my choice always" did

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 2d

"The hardest part about taking nudes is cleaning your room."

princess diana ross matthews @gaythembo.bsky.social · 3d

some of y'all should really start start proofing the background of your selfies before you post them...

Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 2d

It's like how as a kid I realized I don't have to remember phone numbers anymore cuz phones did Remembering for you.

But now there's a SuperPhone that can do -anything- for you, like Cha Cha on steroids, feed it mushrooms, and light it on fire ~

Now it Thinks Thought and Opinions for you

Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 2d

Some say america is cooked but I say we're country fried

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♡ @smallmeow.bsky.social · 3d

the desire to wear a little collar 🐾

Aeris wearing a pink good girl collar and a purple satin robe. Her hair is blonde & pink. The filter is blurry.

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 4d

ASDFJKL;

neeeeeeeat

deem59.bsky.social @deem59.bsky.social · 4d

Here it is: 👍

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 4d

But do the bikes have dildos on the seats they'll simultaneously ride?

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Chris Wightman 🧟‍♂️ @wymancr.bsky.social · 4d

Now now, let's not downplay the trauma of getting twirked by an inflatable tanuki

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 4d

I wish I could download videos off bluesky to post elsewhere dammit

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 4d

Hahahahaha

Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 4d

It's a whole block party vibe over here.

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Rudy wants revolution. @rude1.blacksky.team · 4d

I hear and see your concerns. Over the weekend, a couple users hosted on Blacksky's PDS were banned from the Bluesky app and thus the Bluesky API servers. This was a weakness of our system I've been aware of and hoped we had more time to address before any kind of public incident. 1/11

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 4d

(Knife Hand intensifies)

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onion person @junlper.beer · 4d

it’s odd that the rightwing has been able to monopolize “being fit” as an aesthetic online, even the whitehouse social media has in recent weeks dunked on “fat libs” because the average rightwinger in the united states is usually guys like this

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 4d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 4d

"I see 3 little bitches."

Mayhem RN @mayhem1994.bsky.social · Aug 26

How ironic, ICE doesn’t like when random strangers come up to them in public aggressively asking for papers and to ID themselves? Woman are holding it down

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 5d

people talk about being visibly stoned, I wanted to be invisibly stoned I want to get so baked you can only see me by setting off sprinkler systems and shit

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 5d

"Oh sweetie, we KNOW conversion therapy doesnt work. We just fucking hate LGBTQ kids and think they deserve hell's punishment"
- the Supreme (Leader's) Court, fucking probably

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 5d

Off to SCOTUS for the conversion therapy ban arguments. Subscribe to Law Dork, where I’ll have a full report: www.lawdork.com

Chris with a tie, iced americano, and a good spirit in spite of the horrors.

Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 5d

These ice/border patrol agents doing this type of shit were the ones that were a bad day away from a school shooting

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 5d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 5d

I just wish that steven king wasn't in the epstein files

Becky Spratford @raforall.bsky.social · 5d

Like I have been saying, King is fine but have you read @sgj.bsky.social? He’s just as good (well actually I think better). The Hudsons in terminal 3 at O’Hare agrees.

A display of books entitled “Nonstop Tension” filled with all Stephen Graham Jones and Stephen King books with one by T Kingsolver.

Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 5d

I have a superpower
I can eat with A Big Spoon