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My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How do we feel about Kornacki doing the stats for SNF? Seems like it’s mixing business with pleasure and I’m now nervous that somehow the Texans are going to overturn same sex marriage or something.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
These are the colts I remember
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Leo Messi finally wins the one trophy he's pursued his entire life: MLS Cup.

Now officially the GOAT.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Suitmeister
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Frantically updating my Christmas list
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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‘Buy one, get one 50% off, is only a ‘sale’ for those who can afford it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Mozzarella sticks dipped in a smoky marinara can you imagine
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Still thinking about the banana peel wet floor signs from this weekend.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You can have the dumbest hobby and put some intense music to it if you want but you really don’t have to
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is about to be 100x worse than the Haitian stuff
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Signing Justin Tucker would add insult to the injury of having to watch the colts choke.
@AdamSchefter tweeted
More about the Indianapolis Colts waiving kicker Michael Badgley, then signing former Saints kicker Blake Grupe to their practice squad after a tryout that included former Ravens kicker Justin Tucker, via @HolderStephen:

https://t.co/kRmnM3logO
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@AdamSchefter tweeted More about the Indianapolis Colts waiving kicker Michael Badgley, then signing former Saints kicker Blake Grupe to their practice squad after a tryout that included former Ravens kicker Justin Tucker, via @HolderStephen: https://t.co/kRmnM3logO
t.co
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I would absolutely love to be in the writers room for the chair company
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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schmitt’s derisive mention of “color revolution” is a good clue as to the nature of his information environment
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We can stop trying to manufacture speak easy’s now
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Man colts can’t win. Even when you come back and score you kill the momentum with a missed pat
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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It's a level of indignity too high even for the end stage of late-stage capitalism
Little TV screens at the gas station pump blaring ads directly in your face as you spend $70 on a tank of gas is enough to radicalize a person
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Christmas and Thanksgiving should trade places so my kids have new things to play with inside
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Heated Goot Massager
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Horseshoes AND hand grenades? In this economy?
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have so much fun watching games that aren’t my team
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM