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norma jean the hotdog queen
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hi, im norma jean (bird) home
my pronouns are bird/she/it
⚔️🐥🌭👑
i like hotdogs and birds and playing oldschool runescape as a snowflake uim
🏳️‍⚧️🧱🫶🌸
im a trans/genderfuck activist and anarchist
feel free to dm me if you wannabe friends
Pinned
its genuinely not that difficult 😉
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brb suckin on a chili dog
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
what if i posted tits
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
yo where tf are all the little gay people in my home?
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
PURSE HAS BEEN ORDERED !!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
someone buy me the hotdog purse, pleaseeee 😭😭

shop.wallyswieners.com/products/hot...
Hot Dog Purse
RESTOCK COMING SOON! IN STOCK BLACK FRIDAY, 11/28! COMES WITH CUSTOM WALLYS KEYCHAIN  *Currently available online only. Not available in store.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
half a dozen fragments
of half finished songs
floating in my notes app
waiting for

you
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
grappling with the reality of getting older
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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You ARRR all invited! 🦜

To a Sailing-themed FashionScape contest this weekend! So grab your boat, grab your crew and dress sharp! You could win a bond, and the top outfit gets some artwork drawn of them as well!

Full details below 👇
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
bad hair day
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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come home and take my work boots off and put my fun home boots on 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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and i feel party rock is in this house tonight lord,
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
wishing I wouldn’t have passed up on that thrift store wetsuit. I could be getting up to some real nefarious shit right now.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"They're onto you."
"We know."
"We're always watching."
"Don't use stall three if you want to live."
"The code is 8745, the target will entering this room any minute. Don't screw this up, Agent."
"What you are about to do will be remembered for decades to come."
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
*gestures at your girlfriend* hey, mind if i get a bite of that?
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
cute girlfriend, mind if i borrow her for like, an hour?? no reason
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i love when my friends send pictures of hotdogs they have made to me
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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“Bring in some mail while I’m out of town”

Sit in your house, steal some of your perfume and multiple articles of clothing?

Ya I think I can fit that in
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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(pretend i have a wife) god i love her
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i know im terrible for this but i fucking can’t stand christmas. hearing christmas music in public spaces makes me want to smash a nativity
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
every time i try to self soothe with affirmations it just makes me sadder. thinking positively about myself is hard.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
im so tired of this. it happens every time. im too much until im not enough. she’s lost interest but still loves me. she needs me but doesnt want me. im caught in limbo unsure of how to proceed. im trying to choose myself first, but ill drop everything the moment she calls. i need her to want me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
every hotdog i make is perfect and beautiful
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i feel best when im helping others
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
nothing is making me feel better today.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM