Hype Tornado \Deleted Scenes\
banner
joulesbyrne.bsky.social
Hype Tornado \Deleted Scenes\
@joulesbyrne.bsky.social
DNF. Socialist Sympathizer, Anti-Bigotry,
Pro-Equality. Blocker of Followers.
Hater of Empires/Walker on Smoke. #825,977
Anti-Clout/Anti-Clockwise/Anti-Gamer Aktion
General Luddism. Weird & Distant.
161 Drummer. Thrash til death. Est. 1975.
I just had a dream that 3d printing gamer geeks and their sanding sticks are the world's biggest new source of microplastics.
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Pathogens? Not real, because you can't see 'em.

Toxins? Totally real because I can imagine them.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Radio Espresso
Wake up and Poop!

Bad Lip Reading - "Everybody Poops"
Everybody Poops
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
lol. I've no idea what Tarantino said, but oh boy, it must have been a doozy.

Did he do a Sadean Escalation and talk about how his fridge full of severed feet is okay?
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I suddenly want soft-serve ice cream.
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
See, these crazy new CEOs are paid huge money to ignore the rational health of their actual businesses in order to funnel huge amounts of the operating capital to the "stockholders".

It's just embezzlement with some extra steps.

Vulture Capitalism.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Hell yeah. With it.
God save us all from the Toxic Macho Men.
“Machismo is a plague”
Seen in Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico.
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I've got 7 days to make so many hundreds cookies.

Grandma Mode. Our Xmas list gets "goodie boxes".

Wifey's making chex mix and some sorts of candied nuts.

I'm on cookie duty.

Which is a different scene from the "Dookie Cuties".
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I feel no pressure to watch or celebrate the sopranos.

I watched a lot when it was current. Meh.

It's not the best show ever made.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wifey loves carnitas, so I took some time today and made a big batch. Falling apart as I tonged them into a thing. They say, "the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach", but there's a lot to be said for making your babe her favorite foods.
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Norman Rockwell actually was pretty good at painting.
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Radio Espresso
New foetus sounding like the butthole surfers crashed into laibach.

Foetus - "Succulence"
Foetus - "Succulence"
YouTube video by JG Thirlwell
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
*whizz - chop*

You don't have to be a guillotine enthusiast to know that epic sound.
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
When the rich write books"
(when their cherry-picked hagiography media doesn't quite do it...)

That gets me hot around the collar (451F).
I'm going to burn their ghost-written books in protest.

(no books are created equal, they should be judged by the character of their content.)
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It's funny to think that Alex Van Halen was double-bassing his ass off in the old world where Rock 'n Roll had some swing...

While Filthy Animal from Motorhead was like, "what if we just played the kicks mostly pretty straight"

and then "overkill" created every genre. like an amen break.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Being a small beer kinda guy, two-fingers of Jack took me aback.

*cartoon canary halo*

"Oh... it's like that, eh? Well, shit. Let's negotiate."
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Howard Hesseman may be dead, but the character of Doctor Johnny Fever still lives on in all of us who are hip enough to know...

We should disagree with the status quo, imbibe substances, think about the world, and make bad decisions.

Johnny Fever remembers the roots of rock 'n roll!
\m/ o7
#WKRP
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
*genX voice*

No just or loving god would leave his word to people like Jerry Falwell.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Whoops. I have have hit the discover tab with a post about religion.

Don't worry, if I'm a really bad person, somebody will get me in the end.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I displaced more wisdom in my last bowel movement than most chud-adjacent motherfuckers will post in their entire lives.

Nothing more damning than, "insufficiently wise."
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The degenerated blockbuster era has proven that there's zero difference between High Cinema and the schlock-buster.

The only difference is the number of people who got assaulted or molested for "Art".

And some good lighting and cool camera work. There's that.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
For real, Spotify.

I was late to adopting it, but by the time I thought about it, they'd already signed Joe Rogan.

Welp. *shrug*
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
End of the year wrap-ups.

Call me when we've got at least 12 hours of daylight again.

I'm ignoring this horrid season.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"let people like things" is a back door action to the idea that "people should like things".

Don't feel any pressure to like any damn given thing.

Your "NO" is your last power.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Every director has a "last movie I'm going to watch"

David Fincher's "last movie" was "Panic Room" for me.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM