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Jason Palmer
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DANK: Disney Adult No Kids. Deathly allergic to cats. 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ He/him
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Monkey’s first Disneyland visit - 1976.
Happy Thanksgiving from Applebee’s! We belong here
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by Jason Palmer
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Nothing says the holidays like cold, bland catering. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You’re watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

I’m learning the service order and flow for Domestic First.

We are not the same.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by Jason Palmer
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Airlines don’t stop for holidays, and neither does training.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Sadly, iPhone, the alarm sticks.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
👇🏻
also they mostly aren't "peace talks," they are talks about how to re-open US/Russia business deals
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ok we went down a size in the jacket and we need a hem.
Fit check!

No really. We have to wear our Graduation Lewk to the alterations departments today to have the fit checked.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Still serving
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Via The New Yorker: “The turkeys being pardoned this year look a little different. . . . Emily Flake illustrates what the birds were forgiven for.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ok but aren’t they closing Santa Monica airport in a few years?
JSX's plan to bring turboprops into smaller airports will officially take flight on 19 December, with the inaugural flight from Las Vegas to Santa Monica Airport (SMO).

#PaxEx #AvGeek
JSX to Launch ATR Service at Santa Monica
JSX's plan to bring turboprops into smaller airports will officially take flight on 19 December, with the inaugural flight from Las Vegas to Santa Monica Airport (SMO).
paxex.aero
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
#Worldle #1405 (26.11.2025) 3/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 10 days
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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
🎩
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Fit check!

No really. We have to wear our Graduation Lewk to the alterations departments today to have the fit checked.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
#Worldle #1404 (25.11.2025) 1/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 9 days
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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Ham is for Easter. Turkey for Thanksgiving. Prime Rib Roast for Christmas.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
fair
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
There was blood on the saddle and blood all around
And a great big puddle of blood on the ground
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
#Worldle #1403 (24.11.2025) 1/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 8 days
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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
worldle.teuteuf.fr
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When tortoises die, do they join the infinite tower of tortoises holding up the world?
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM