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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊

@jpsz6.bolasgang.com

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She/Her 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙 Señora in her 30s Pokemon trainer, MTG player/former judge, part time cosplayer, full time seal, Scalie, Otaku, geophysicist. May love dragons a bit too much. IG @jpsz6 Blog: Witch of the Gulf

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · Feb 6

I'm Jessica (she/Her). Mexican, born in 1992.
I started playing Magic in 2012, with Return to Ravnica, and I'm currently a lvl 1 Judge.

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Katie @legdotegg.bsky.social · 1h

A duskmorn zimone sketch

#zimone #duskmorn #strixhaven #quandrix #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 1h

You're too perceivable anyways. You're super tall! Or I'm too small, idk

Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 1h

I would love to say thanks but honestly, I haven't tried those salsas (too spicy) so I can't tell you which is better 😂 the good thing about the fake avocado is that you can mix it with guacamole and it will taste different. Point for the fake salsa!

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 1h

Omg your kids eat the spicy salsa?! Respect

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 2h

Totally fair!

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 2h

Genius!!!

Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 2h

No, I always lose. I prefer modern or Pioneer for that

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 2h

Really Hobbes? Real avocados? In this economy?!

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

So fancy! Let's drink tea under the Dandan playmat

Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

Just post my commission 😌 it's so good it never fails. Or you can draw more seals, people love seals. I'm people

Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

Totally agree

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

I know it means magic characters but I firmly believe Magic players should be a bit sluttier too

jay! @pogona.space · 1d

Magic needs more shirtless men. Don't think any of them need shirts actually

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

I like it when the sun doesn't come up at all, otherwise it gets too hot and humid

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

Happy bald and free day to you!

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

There I go!!! My body is ready

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

Hahahaha no, that's just the name of the sauce. Avocados are expensive so taquerías give you that sauce instead because it's cheap. It has become a classic for street food

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

Both are good tbh. It really depends on what flavor you like the most. I would love to hear your opinion!

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 5h

Listen to the Mexican, use fake avocado 😈

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 17h

I would totally eat that if you skip the chiles 🤭

Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 17h

You look amazing! Loving how great everything looks. It really suits you

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 17h

You too should try it, specially with tacos!

Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 21h

Try it with zucchini next time. It's a national favorite. I'm not a fan of salsas so I can't tell you what the difference is

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Trivialencounters @arnettjonathan.bsky.social · 1d

Hello everyone! As you may know, our friend at @infinitokens.com was recently injured during Magic Con Atlanta. This injury has created some difficulties that may result in a loss of revenue. To support our friend, I have partnered with some others to bring you #NotAFundraiser p1/?

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 21h

Yes, it's literally called Fake avocado sauce. It's the one you'll find at every taquería

1. Boil
2. Fry
3. Liquefy
4. Sauce done

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Jesseal 🦭Sweet & Sealicious 🌊 @jpsz6.bolasgang.com · 23h

Is it real avocado or the fake avocado one? 👀

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