JRB
@jrae85.bsky.social
Sometimes I think too many things. Sometimes I can’t think of anything at all. I block MAGAs and trolls. Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum.
Oz bragging about Americans collectively losing millions of pounds of weight at the same time that the most vulnerable among us have lost their food assistance will never not be wild to me.
"Hey, man, what message should we push today as we deliberately deny millions of Americans their food benefits?"
Dr Oz: "Americans will lose 135 million pounds by the midterms"
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Oz bragging about Americans collectively losing millions of pounds of weight at the same time that the most vulnerable among us have lost their food assistance will never not be wild to me.
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Hope the White House staff remembers to hide the ketchup bottles.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hope the White House staff remembers to hide the ketchup bottles.
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This is why they ban books. Mustn't let in truth.
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is why they ban books. Mustn't let in truth.
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Turtle McConnell Could Have
Impeached Chump,But He Was Too Afraid To Stick His Neck Out,
So Here We Are.......
Impeached Chump,But He Was Too Afraid To Stick His Neck Out,
So Here We Are.......
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Turtle McConnell Could Have
Impeached Chump,But He Was Too Afraid To Stick His Neck Out,
So Here We Are.......
Impeached Chump,But He Was Too Afraid To Stick His Neck Out,
So Here We Are.......
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He bulldozed the White House during a government shutdown to build himself a ballroom, then sent a letter to the states saying that SNAP benefits for 42 million people may not go out in November to those who rely on it to eat.
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
He bulldozed the White House during a government shutdown to build himself a ballroom, then sent a letter to the states saying that SNAP benefits for 42 million people may not go out in November to those who rely on it to eat.
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Trump posting a video of himself dropping shit on the American people is so apt that it says it all.
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Trump posting a video of himself dropping shit on the American people is so apt that it says it all.
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This is the timeline where Biff got the almanac
The U.S. Treasury shared a proposal to mint $1 Trump coins to mark America’s 250th anniversary.
But U.S. code says only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency, a tradition dating back to efforts to break from monarchical rule. https://wapo.st/4pWsyL3
But U.S. code says only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency, a tradition dating back to efforts to break from monarchical rule. https://wapo.st/4pWsyL3
October 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This is the timeline where Biff got the almanac
Just so we don’t get distracted.
September 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just so we don’t get distracted.
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Fuck ICE. Cowardly bastards.
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fuck ICE. Cowardly bastards.
Whew! She 👏🏻 did 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 fucking 👏🏻 stutter 👏🏻
You can’t talk about cleaning up crime in D.C. while a 34-count convicted felon is running the country.
September 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Whew! She 👏🏻 did 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 fucking 👏🏻 stutter 👏🏻
Every time I take Tylenol I can feel my autism leveling up.
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Every time I take Tylenol I can feel my autism leveling up.
Just a reminder that Tylenol was invented at least four decades after the first reported case of autism
September 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just a reminder that Tylenol was invented at least four decades after the first reported case of autism
An entire group of people who seem to find new and creative ways of announcing to the world that they shouldn’t be allowed to operate a silverware drawer.
September 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
An entire group of people who seem to find new and creative ways of announcing to the world that they shouldn’t be allowed to operate a silverware drawer.
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I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
In order:
1. used to find you.
2. used to take away your money.
3. take away your power
4. THEN if you have broken the law, take away your freedom.
So, numbers 1-3 are just for funsies I guess.
1. used to find you.
2. used to take away your money.
3. take away your power
4. THEN if you have broken the law, take away your freedom.
So, numbers 1-3 are just for funsies I guess.
Miller: The power of law enforcement under President Trump's leadership will be used to find you, will be used to take away your money, take away your power and if you have broken the law, take away your freedom
September 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In order:
1. used to find you.
2. used to take away your money.
3. take away your power
4. THEN if you have broken the law, take away your freedom.
So, numbers 1-3 are just for funsies I guess.
1. used to find you.
2. used to take away your money.
3. take away your power
4. THEN if you have broken the law, take away your freedom.
So, numbers 1-3 are just for funsies I guess.
This should be front page news.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This should be front page news.