Jesse Raub
@jraub.bsky.social
writer with stuff in a few spots https://linktr.ee/jesseraub
ratatouille more like rad-guy-two-y
(two rad guys)
(two rad guys)
June 15, 2023 at 3:21 AM
ratatouille more like rad-guy-two-y
(two rad guys)
(two rad guys)
merdonna
it’s like madonna but sea person
it’s like madonna but sea person
June 14, 2023 at 12:28 AM
merdonna
it’s like madonna but sea person
it’s like madonna but sea person
if this latest pitch gets accepted i’ll be invincible
June 14, 2023 at 12:08 AM
if this latest pitch gets accepted i’ll be invincible
one time i heard that your top high school crush liked you back. not anymore, though. it’s unfortunate, but they told me they moved on. bad break, buddy.
June 13, 2023 at 11:50 PM
one time i heard that your top high school crush liked you back. not anymore, though. it’s unfortunate, but they told me they moved on. bad break, buddy.
open up the fridge to get a pickle but inside the pickle jar? ghost #spooky
June 13, 2023 at 11:36 AM
open up the fridge to get a pickle but inside the pickle jar? ghost #spooky
if i found a genie in a lamp my first wish would be to shave all the weird NBA facial hair
June 13, 2023 at 3:18 AM
if i found a genie in a lamp my first wish would be to shave all the weird NBA facial hair
the key to delicious popcorn may seem theoretical at first, but ah! there it is! our good friend, “salt”
June 13, 2023 at 3:17 AM
the key to delicious popcorn may seem theoretical at first, but ah! there it is! our good friend, “salt”
imagine being eli manning, that’s gotta be weird right
June 13, 2023 at 2:59 AM
imagine being eli manning, that’s gotta be weird right
putting my 2019 Toyota Rav4 into “Rock and Gravel” mode as i drive it off a southwest cliff
June 13, 2023 at 2:14 AM
putting my 2019 Toyota Rav4 into “Rock and Gravel” mode as i drive it off a southwest cliff
terrible news i’ve written another newsletter. this one’s about the horror of middling success and how it comes for us all
https://goodones.substack.com/p/the-importance-of-being-burnished
https://goodones.substack.com/p/the-importance-of-being-burnished
The Importance of Being Burnished
Living life to the middest, professionally.
goodones.substack.com
June 12, 2023 at 1:42 PM
terrible news i’ve written another newsletter. this one’s about the horror of middling success and how it comes for us all
https://goodones.substack.com/p/the-importance-of-being-burnished
https://goodones.substack.com/p/the-importance-of-being-burnished
joey i’m not angry anymore
June 12, 2023 at 10:53 AM
joey i’m not angry anymore
a lot of men lift weights because of some underlying masculine urge to fight their own father. not me. my dad’s weak. small. he’s 75 years old and i could crush him at any time.
June 11, 2023 at 3:03 PM
a lot of men lift weights because of some underlying masculine urge to fight their own father. not me. my dad’s weak. small. he’s 75 years old and i could crush him at any time.
my life is nothing like i thought it would be and everything i was worried it would become because for 50 seconds i thought there were monsters on the world
June 11, 2023 at 3:08 AM
my life is nothing like i thought it would be and everything i was worried it would become because for 50 seconds i thought there were monsters on the world
i don’t know how to work the body
June 11, 2023 at 3:04 AM
i don’t know how to work the body
“i’m gonna be looking for you on the computer”
June 11, 2023 at 2:50 AM
“i’m gonna be looking for you on the computer”
Reposted by Jesse Raub
“you gotta help me out… i went? to take a shit? and like the toilet paper was gone? so, yeah, i uh, i reached out for what was in front of me…. and i think i wiped my ass with a detailed plan of how to invade Iran? i think it was classified!!”
June 10, 2023 at 11:30 AM
“you gotta help me out… i went? to take a shit? and like the toilet paper was gone? so, yeah, i uh, i reached out for what was in front of me…. and i think i wiped my ass with a detailed plan of how to invade Iran? i think it was classified!!”
“so you bake a lot of sourdough loaves? that’s cool”
my eviscerated soft palate:
my eviscerated soft palate:
June 10, 2023 at 4:58 PM
“so you bake a lot of sourdough loaves? that’s cool”
my eviscerated soft palate:
my eviscerated soft palate:
the best part about building a perfect reading/listening nook is getting it all set up and then never using it because you’re too busy playing videogames
June 10, 2023 at 4:30 PM
the best part about building a perfect reading/listening nook is getting it all set up and then never using it because you’re too busy playing videogames