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Hot doctor called me a tall fella, a straightforwardly factual assessment that I will be reading into
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hot doctor called me a tall fella, a straightforwardly factual assessment that I will be reading into
Experiencing a surge of affection for my freelance job for just sending me work and paying me when it’s done and not making me do any goal setting bullshit ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Experiencing a surge of affection for my freelance job for just sending me work and paying me when it’s done and not making me do any goal setting bullshit ❤️
I just got to pat a bull terrier, and can I just say how much I love bull terriers. Let’s have fewer cavoodles and more round little guys with shark eyes
October 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I just got to pat a bull terrier, and can I just say how much I love bull terriers. Let’s have fewer cavoodles and more round little guys with shark eyes
As a long term single who is basically happy but wouldn’t mind finding someone the subtle message I get a lot is that you just need to work on yourself, but then I look at people in relationships and it’s like I’ve never seen a group of people that worked less on themselves in my life
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
As a long term single who is basically happy but wouldn’t mind finding someone the subtle message I get a lot is that you just need to work on yourself, but then I look at people in relationships and it’s like I’ve never seen a group of people that worked less on themselves in my life
I get it if we went on a few dates in early 2024 and it didn’t go anywhere and you want to unfollow me on Instagram, that’s fine, but it’s absolute psycho behaviour not to also click the thing that removes me as a follower of you
October 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I get it if we went on a few dates in early 2024 and it didn’t go anywhere and you want to unfollow me on Instagram, that’s fine, but it’s absolute psycho behaviour not to also click the thing that removes me as a follower of you
When I have to spend money on something boring I offset it by spending money on something fun. Like and subscribe for more personal finance advice
September 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When I have to spend money on something boring I offset it by spending money on something fun. Like and subscribe for more personal finance advice
Quietly relieved the AFL team I nominally support got eliminated from the finals because the fan base are so embarrassing and lame
September 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Quietly relieved the AFL team I nominally support got eliminated from the finals because the fan base are so embarrassing and lame
Someone spent $484 on my card at a seafood market in California overnight and all I can think of is how good a big seafood feast would be
September 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Someone spent $484 on my card at a seafood market in California overnight and all I can think of is how good a big seafood feast would be
The sharpest object in the world is my dog’s little elbows digging into my ribs
August 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The sharpest object in the world is my dog’s little elbows digging into my ribs
I went to a gay thing last night and kissed 4000 men
August 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I went to a gay thing last night and kissed 4000 men
I witnessed a dazzling meteor and didn’t fully believe that I had until the News said it happened
August 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I witnessed a dazzling meteor and didn’t fully believe that I had until the News said it happened
Cancelled my Age subscription because they were charging me $26 a month and the thing that sent me over the edge was a fucking Chip Le Grand article
August 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Cancelled my Age subscription because they were charging me $26 a month and the thing that sent me over the edge was a fucking Chip Le Grand article
I have terrible anxiety at night that stops me sleeping from 2-5am and I’m ready to try whatever it was that killed Heath Ledger
August 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have terrible anxiety at night that stops me sleeping from 2-5am and I’m ready to try whatever it was that killed Heath Ledger
My mum told me a story recently about how she only got one birthday party as a kid, when she was seven, and when the time came for the cake she somehow didn’t get a piece. I’m working on bringing back my dead grandma so I can physically fight her
July 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My mum told me a story recently about how she only got one birthday party as a kid, when she was seven, and when the time came for the cake she somehow didn’t get a piece. I’m working on bringing back my dead grandma so I can physically fight her
Thinking about touching the hot stove again, maybe this time will be different
July 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thinking about touching the hot stove again, maybe this time will be different
really hate even talking about him at all but I think the entire obscenity would be about 30% less glaringly awful for me if he stopped wearing the stupid fucking red hat while doing president things
June 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
really hate even talking about him at all but I think the entire obscenity would be about 30% less glaringly awful for me if he stopped wearing the stupid fucking red hat while doing president things
Landed a really clever pun in a work teams chat, taking the rest of the day off
June 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Landed a really clever pun in a work teams chat, taking the rest of the day off
Bluesky will not spiritually inherit Twitter if it keeps putting warning labels on quite tame thirsty photos
June 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bluesky will not spiritually inherit Twitter if it keeps putting warning labels on quite tame thirsty photos
I have decided that being reserved and ironic on dating apps is out and stating clearly and directly what you want and what is on your mind are in
May 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I have decided that being reserved and ironic on dating apps is out and stating clearly and directly what you want and what is on your mind are in
Experienced a situation the other day where some people I was hanging out with socially made plans amongst each other for something else at another time that didn’t include me right in front of me. A bit of decorum here, please
May 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Experienced a situation the other day where some people I was hanging out with socially made plans amongst each other for something else at another time that didn’t include me right in front of me. A bit of decorum here, please
You go out for a bike ride and the bloomin’ Pope dies
April 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You go out for a bike ride and the bloomin’ Pope dies