Jesse
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Jesse
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Tyrique Stevenson has the football IQ of a potato chip. This is one big joke. We can’t even do interceptions right.

#DaBears
December 17, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Finding new ways to suck is an art and #dabears are the best at it. It’s what keeps us tuning in
December 17, 2024 at 3:02 AM
The bears have been trying to run the clock out the entire first half. They know its a second half team.

#DaBears
December 17, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Tyrique Stevenson has the football IQ of a potato chip. This is one big joke. We can’t even do interceptions right.

#DaBears
December 17, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Lopen says “uhhh Costco please sponsor me so my mom can get me a house with a biiiiig yard 😁” #dogsofbluesky #miniaustralianshepherd #cutedog
December 3, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Is the opposite the case for the 4-8 bears?
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Make it 5-19. Can I sue him for the impending heart attack I will experience due to the increased stress?

#DaBears
Matt Eberflus’ record in one score games moves to 5-18. Seems like a problem to me (and every person with a brain). Just fire the guy. Why wait until the end of the season?

#DaBears
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Its the hope that kills you #DaBears
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I think getting my hopes up every week is worse than getting destroyed every week #DaBears
November 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Matt Eberflus’ record in one score games moves to 5-18. Seems like a problem to me (and every person with a brain). Just fire the guy. Why wait until the end of the season?

#DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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It’s the hope that kills you #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Why is every member of the chain gang 90 years old? Earlier this game I said they should be wearing pads but that does nothing if their knees buckle just standing there. #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Got so excited I forgot this was for the tie. #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 9:16 PM
OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY AM I DREAMING #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 9:15 PM
It’s the hope that kills you #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Right on schedule... #dabears
I don't remember where this came from, but it is extremely accurate. #dabears #beardown
November 24, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Analytics say this is the right call. Fair enough if you don’t believe analytics are everything but here is the breakdown if interested.

youtu.be/fIy-LyvxZB0?...
The Simple Analytics Decision the NFL is Finally Figuring Out
YouTube video by Hunter Hacking
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Caleb Williams is magic. At least we can know he is real. #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 8:43 PM
No. That is the only coach that hasn’t been fired yet under Eberflus.

The bears fired:
2 offensive coordinators
1 defensive coordinator
2 RBs coach
1 QB coach
1 WR coach
1 assistant TE coach

Screw it lets try it
November 24, 2024 at 8:27 PM
We have to be cursed. I refuse to believe anything else. #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Eberflus really just took the field goal unit off the field because the crowd booed the decision #DaBears #cursed
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
A blocked field goal is near a 1 in 100 occurrence. Getting two blocked in a row is not a coincidence. It is a failure in execution. #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 7:04 PM
You’re right. DAAAAAAAA BEARS
November 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
He loves Saturdays because his team actually wins #BuckeyeNation #DaBears
November 23, 2024 at 7:21 PM
The Lopen is so excited for his first Christmas. #stormlight #Christmas #dogsofbluesky
November 23, 2024 at 3:25 AM