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Jason Salmon

@jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 1h

Another Weird Week
Weird War Edition

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 7d

Another Weird Week
Shutdown Edition

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 14d

Another Weird Week
Weird Speeches Week

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 16d

Whatever you are beliefs as to the motivation of any political violence,
I do think it’s time we start going after bullet engraving businesses

Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 17d

For the record, the guys who decided which was the best medical research on autism…
also decided that the president was the best person to deliver the message
…and that he could definitely pronounce Acetaminophen

Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 18d

Looks like the owners of Tylenol definitely did not “invest” in the president’s crypto coin

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 18d

I do appreciate the president bombing the boats off Venezuela.
Officially checking off the final violation of the ten commandments

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 21d

Another Weird Week
Free Speech Edition

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 24d

If it’s true that the shooter had a trans roommate…
Wouldn’t the problem there still be that straight white dudes on the right are really having trouble processing the idea of trans people?

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 28d

Another Weird Week
Never Forget Edition

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 29d

Is it weird that every time someone says Kash Patel is investigating, I hear Benny Hill music?

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Sep 5

Another Weird Week
RFK Grilling Edition p

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Sep 4

It cant help RFK Jr. getting grilled by Congress on the same day as the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars
…which of course is where his replacement is likely to come from.

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Sep 3

Being weird in Airports

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 29

Another Weird Week
Labor Day Edition

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 28

Phone just autocorrected
Noem to “No One”
And now I feel like the resistance is revving up

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 27

RFK Jr. v. American Academy of Pediatrics

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 26

For the record…
There is currently less proof of the guy they're trying to deport being a human trafficker
...than there is of the president being one

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 23

Working on adding new shows. If you’d like to be the first to hear about new dates, you can join my mailing list - in the link in my bio

Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 23

I feel like we’ve all seen enough mob movies to recognize the scene where Maxwell gets moved to a nicer prison & then suddenly has new information that she didn’t see the president do nuthin

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 22

Another Weird Week
Summit Disaster Edition

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 20

My thoughts on Texas Lockdowns

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 20

If you’re a Democrat lawmaker in Texas, the state currently has you under about the same amount of supervision as Ghislaine Maxwell

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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 20

As a comedian I do have voices in my head, but mostly I just podcast with them

Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · Aug 18

In case anyone was too old to understand what the Hegseth Signal Chain scandal was about…

Its kinda like a young person version of leaving Russian negotiation plans on a hotel printer

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