Jason Salmon
@jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social
Comedian - Standup Special, Biscuits & Gravity streaming on YouTube. Tour dates - https://punchup.live/jasonsalmon/tickets
A little political Standup Comedy
…things have gotten out of hand.
…things have gotten out of hand.
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
A little political Standup Comedy
…things have gotten out of hand.
…things have gotten out of hand.
Another Weird Week
ICE ICE Babies Edition
ICE ICE Babies Edition
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Another Weird Week
ICE ICE Babies Edition
ICE ICE Babies Edition
Getting a secondhand peace prize is the closest this president will ever get to understanding bargain shopping
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Getting a secondhand peace prize is the closest this president will ever get to understanding bargain shopping
Another Weird Week
Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil
Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Another Weird Week
Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil
Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil
Everyone needs to comprehend this
These two images are the party affiliations of elected officials who were guests on Fox News vs. PBS. In some cases I included lawmakers who were interviewed by a Fox News correspondent too. No kidding this is what they look like. PBS was almost perfectly 50/50.
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Everyone needs to comprehend this
This Jan 6 was one of the weirder ones …not counting the first one of course.
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This Jan 6 was one of the weirder ones …not counting the first one of course.
Recapping a Year of the Weirdest Presidency
YouTube video by Jason Salmon
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Another Weird Week
New Years Resolution Edition
New Years Resolution Edition
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Another Weird Week
New Years Resolution Edition
New Years Resolution Edition
The word of the year was 6-7 which I assume is the number of bankruptcies a person should have before you decide they should not get to be president
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The word of the year was 6-7 which I assume is the number of bankruptcies a person should have before you decide they should not get to be president
I feel like they’re unleashing the measles so that at least something has worse polling than the president
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I feel like they’re unleashing the measles so that at least something has worse polling than the president
A man who pardoned billions in fraud
…is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions
…just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class
…is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions
…just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
A man who pardoned billions in fraud
…is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions
…just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class
…is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions
…just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class
Another Weird Week
Christmas File Dump Edition
Christmas File Dump Edition
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Another Weird Week
Christmas File Dump Edition
Christmas File Dump Edition
Forget the tariff info, the world wants a chart of how deep the Epstein revelation before each country suffers a US military strike?
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Forget the tariff info, the world wants a chart of how deep the Epstein revelation before each country suffers a US military strike?
To be fair, he was a Democrat then and he does have a lot of explaining to do
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
To be fair, he was a Democrat then and he does have a lot of explaining to do
Looks like opting for the cash payout in Powerball is the fairest taxation of a billionaire in our current tax system
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Looks like opting for the cash payout in Powerball is the fairest taxation of a billionaire in our current tax system
Another Weird Week
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Another Weird Week
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
To recap
The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president
And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is
The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president
And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
To recap
The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president
And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is
The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president
And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is
I’ve always felt like fear of trans people was a lot because guys were afraid of hitting on a dude.
Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track
Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track
Update: The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’ve always felt like fear of trans people was a lot because guys were afraid of hitting on a dude.
Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track
Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track
To be fair, this is a kind of fitting tribute to offer this kind of evidence that Rob Reiner was right all along.
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
To be fair, this is a kind of fitting tribute to offer this kind of evidence that Rob Reiner was right all along.
Is there a betting line yet on which golf course the president will be playing when these soldiers bodies are returned to the US?
Three Americans were killed over the weekend in central Syria — the first American casualties on Syrian soil since the fall of the dictator Bashar al-Assad last year. Here is what to know.
What We Know About the American Troops in Syria
The killing of three Americans during what was said to be a counterterrorism operation in central Syria served as a reminder that U.S. troops are still operating in the country.
trib.al
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Is there a betting line yet on which golf course the president will be playing when these soldiers bodies are returned to the US?
Not gonna lie.
If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised
If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Not gonna lie.
If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised
If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised
Another Weird Week
Another Oil War Edition
Another Oil War Edition
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Another Weird Week
Another Oil War Edition
Another Oil War Edition
I travel a lot.
Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable
Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I travel a lot.
Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable
Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable
To be fair
A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish
A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
To be fair
A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish
A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish