Don’t Flee To France, M’sieur!
Don’t Flee To France, M’sieur!
Spitballing.
Send specialized teams to protest certain Filthy Rich/CEOs and venues where they gather, until they pressure Trump to back-off the insanity - or just go away.
They want him gone anyway.
We should make them.
Spitballing.
Send specialized teams to protest certain Filthy Rich/CEOs and venues where they gather, until they pressure Trump to back-off the insanity - or just go away.
They want him gone anyway.
We should make them.
Make a series of ads with Macron presenting current culprits and collaborators - and the tagline:
Don’t Flee To France, M’sieur
Make a series of ads with Macron presenting current culprits and collaborators - and the tagline:
Don’t Flee To France, M’sieur
I recall in the 60s there was a radio PSA-like tip which advised smokers to close their eyes while taking a puff in windy conditions.
You know; actually helpful and relevant.
Today we get “Tell your doctor if you’ve had a liver transplant.”
I recall in the 60s there was a radio PSA-like tip which advised smokers to close their eyes while taking a puff in windy conditions.
You know; actually helpful and relevant.
Today we get “Tell your doctor if you’ve had a liver transplant.”
The rising Sun found me on the patio at -1/30F bundled-up with heated vest, Great Pyrs in the breeze and hot chicory blend, to which I considered adding brandy.
Wife said I don’t have to do nuffin today, so I’m starting early. The carbon Enya could handle the cold.
The rising Sun found me on the patio at -1/30F bundled-up with heated vest, Great Pyrs in the breeze and hot chicory blend, to which I considered adding brandy.
Wife said I don’t have to do nuffin today, so I’m starting early. The carbon Enya could handle the cold.
In 1989, two seemingly impossible things occurred.
The Berlin Wall fell and I watched an episode of I Love Lucy I hadn’t seen before.
In 1989, two seemingly impossible things occurred.
The Berlin Wall fell and I watched an episode of I Love Lucy I hadn’t seen before.
Sitting outside in my sister’s backyard before first light.
Next door, due to a damaged fence panel, I noticed a woman who looked like a twenty year-old Susanna Hoffs going about her morning clothed only in the briefest of briefs.
Walk With An E-rec-shun.
Sitting outside in my sister’s backyard before first light.
Next door, due to a damaged fence panel, I noticed a woman who looked like a twenty year-old Susanna Hoffs going about her morning clothed only in the briefest of briefs.
Walk With An E-rec-shun.
My french wife composes in English better than I do.
She will still fracture American idioms, which I (like her former husband) hesitate to correct.
“The things coming out of Trump’s mouth are mind gobbling.”
And so they are.
My french wife composes in English better than I do.
She will still fracture American idioms, which I (like her former husband) hesitate to correct.
“The things coming out of Trump’s mouth are mind gobbling.”
And so they are.
Given a life of self-satisfied mediocrity, my posthumous revelation of truth will likely consist of whatever happens to unmated socks and lost guitar picks.
Given a life of self-satisfied mediocrity, my posthumous revelation of truth will likely consist of whatever happens to unmated socks and lost guitar picks.
Btw, you have a french background. Do you know Mille Bornes?
It’s 1000Miles on the App Store.
If you get good, the next time in France you could demonstrate your coup fourré prowess, sandbagging around the circuit.
Until they catch on and deport you.
Btw, you have a french background. Do you know Mille Bornes?
It’s 1000Miles on the App Store.
If you get good, the next time in France you could demonstrate your coup fourré prowess, sandbagging around the circuit.
Until they catch on and deport you.
HIPPA who?
I can’t tell you.
HIPPA who?
I can’t tell you.
In a recent dream, for the encore at a McCartney concert, he did The Tubes’ White Punks On Dope.
A little incongruous but it would be an impressive outro.
In a recent dream, for the encore at a McCartney concert, he did The Tubes’ White Punks On Dope.
A little incongruous but it would be an impressive outro.
Continuing on a theme.
What’s black & white and has difficulty turning around in hallways?
A nun with a javelin through her head.
NPR ran a piece on the bane of leaf blowers, followed by one on bagpipes. Copy editors.
Continuing on a theme.
What’s black & white and has difficulty turning around in hallways?
A nun with a javelin through her head.
NPR ran a piece on the bane of leaf blowers, followed by one on bagpipes. Copy editors.
What comes after two days of rain in Portland?
Monday.
How is playing bagpipes like throwing javelin blindfolded?
You don’t have to be very good at it to get everyone’s attention.
What comes after two days of rain in Portland?
Monday.
How is playing bagpipes like throwing javelin blindfolded?
You don’t have to be very good at it to get everyone’s attention.
Your Party is just as infected by Legalized Bribery - allowing Pharma/Ins to call the shots.
Address that - or step aside for Had Enough.
Defiance ‘til Death
I’ve never been one for pranks and certainly not vandalism.
Lately, however, I’ve been tempted to change the G to D on a Merge sign.
Probably won’t but I’ve reached the age when I can go out to the mailbox with no pants on.
I’ve never been one for pranks and certainly not vandalism.
Lately, however, I’ve been tempted to change the G to D on a Merge sign.
Probably won’t but I’ve reached the age when I can go out to the mailbox with no pants on.
Just ran over Oh Mommy by Brewer&Shipley.
I can do it solo but another guitar and harmony would make it snap.
Need to update lyrics but I can see it going over well at protest gatherings - while they’re still allowed to exist.
Just ran over Oh Mommy by Brewer&Shipley.
I can do it solo but another guitar and harmony would make it snap.
Need to update lyrics but I can see it going over well at protest gatherings - while they’re still allowed to exist.
Chatting with my wife’s orthopedic surgeon, I made the observation that orthos have a reputation as the most arrogant and imperious.
He asked if I thought he was arrogant.
Not at all; perhaps the stereotype has changed.
With a side-eye smirk,”It hasn’t.”
Chatting with my wife’s orthopedic surgeon, I made the observation that orthos have a reputation as the most arrogant and imperious.
He asked if I thought he was arrogant.
Not at all; perhaps the stereotype has changed.
With a side-eye smirk,”It hasn’t.”
After a labyrinthine morning, three heads turned toward my exasperated yell upon seeing the sign on the door, Card Printing Machine Down.
Further rigmarole to replace my cards without a drivers license ensued.
cont…
After a labyrinthine morning, three heads turned toward my exasperated yell upon seeing the sign on the door, Card Printing Machine Down.
Further rigmarole to replace my cards without a drivers license ensued.
cont…
Whose limericks would never quite scan
Asked why he did it
He said to his credit
I always try to add as many syllables to the last line as I possibly can
Whose limericks would never quite scan
Asked why he did it
He said to his credit
I always try to add as many syllables to the last line as I possibly can
My response to a Christian apologist:
“You don’t see the irony in demanding evidence before you’ll consider an assertion?”
My response to a Christian apologist:
“You don’t see the irony in demanding evidence before you’ll consider an assertion?”
Just heard a food show which touches on etiquette. If I ever get a chance to call-in, my question will be “Is it proper to eat the Filthy Rich with the fingers - or should the fingers be eaten separately?”
Just heard a food show which touches on etiquette. If I ever get a chance to call-in, my question will be “Is it proper to eat the Filthy Rich with the fingers - or should the fingers be eaten separately?”
Prior to any general strike, there are similar actions which can demonstrate the lever of Ordinary People. Ex:
Choose a day. We agree to not conduct any transactions for ten minutes, at noon.
Repeat and lengthen as needed to make the point.
No messy logistics.
Prior to any general strike, there are similar actions which can demonstrate the lever of Ordinary People. Ex:
Choose a day. We agree to not conduct any transactions for ten minutes, at noon.
Repeat and lengthen as needed to make the point.
No messy logistics.
Laura Ingraham placed a garden hose through the mail slot of an ex-boyfriend’s house. She bragged about ruining the expensive wooden floors. That’s the Sociopath Zone.
One in twenty-five people is a sociopath. Clearly that is significantly higher amongst politicians and preachers.
Laura Ingraham placed a garden hose through the mail slot of an ex-boyfriend’s house. She bragged about ruining the expensive wooden floors. That’s the Sociopath Zone.
One in twenty-five people is a sociopath. Clearly that is significantly higher amongst politicians and preachers.