Sparky Polastri
@juangrandeasu.bsky.social
Sun Devil alum. CRE bro.
Every word of this is 100% correct
In today's Hot Takes Economy, some forget that many things can simultaneously be true. For example:
- ASU's season was a success
- ASU's season was disappointing
- ASU needs to make some changes (approach/process etc)
- ASU's trajectory is unquestionably upward
Context & nuance aren't dead yet.
- ASU's season was a success
- ASU's season was disappointing
- ASU needs to make some changes (approach/process etc)
- ASU's trajectory is unquestionably upward
Context & nuance aren't dead yet.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying it 's true
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying it 's true
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Every word of this is 100% correct
A hypothetical for my Texas friends:
Before the season, if you were offered a nine-win season that included top-ten wins over both OU and A&M, would you take it?
@bevonyc.bsky.social @echorn.bsky.social @dude3000.bsky.social @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com
Before the season, if you were offered a nine-win season that included top-ten wins over both OU and A&M, would you take it?
@bevonyc.bsky.social @echorn.bsky.social @dude3000.bsky.social @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A hypothetical for my Texas friends:
Before the season, if you were offered a nine-win season that included top-ten wins over both OU and A&M, would you take it?
@bevonyc.bsky.social @echorn.bsky.social @dude3000.bsky.social @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com
Before the season, if you were offered a nine-win season that included top-ten wins over both OU and A&M, would you take it?
@bevonyc.bsky.social @echorn.bsky.social @dude3000.bsky.social @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com
Hawaii kneels it out and another season comes to a close. I’ve been sharing these rides with some of you for going on 20 years and it’s always fun. Thanks for being a part of an amazing community.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Hawaii kneels it out and another season comes to a close. I’ve been sharing these rides with some of you for going on 20 years and it’s always fun. Thanks for being a part of an amazing community.
Honest question, who the hell is playing in Charlotte next Saturday?
SMU really is going to poop the bed, the floor, the walls, and the ceiling here, huh
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Honest question, who the hell is playing in Charlotte next Saturday?
Just reviewed my texts from last night. I regret nothing.
For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just reviewed my texts from last night. I regret nothing.
For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
This season went from respectable to a fucking disaster in 60 minutes. Marcus Arroyo needs to work somewhere outside of Tempe ASAP, what a goddamn bum.
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This season went from respectable to a fucking disaster in 60 minutes. Marcus Arroyo needs to work somewhere outside of Tempe ASAP, what a goddamn bum.
Oh no my mother started a family group chat about the game, fucking kill me bow
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh no my mother started a family group chat about the game, fucking kill me bow
Brilliant idea from the kid:
New Mexico should do hot air balloon flyovers before big games.
New Mexico should do hot air balloon flyovers before big games.
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Brilliant idea from the kid:
New Mexico should do hot air balloon flyovers before big games.
New Mexico should do hot air balloon flyovers before big games.
Holy shit tapping this sign
I have little room to talk as an Arizona State fan but, Kansas, your red zone offense is atrocious today.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Holy shit tapping this sign
I have little room to talk as an Arizona State fan but, Kansas, your red zone offense is atrocious today.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I have little room to talk as an Arizona State fan but, Kansas, your red zone offense is atrocious today.
Night Ham gang stand up! If there was video of me eating this sandwich it would be set to the Sicario theme.
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Night Ham gang stand up! If there was video of me eating this sandwich it would be set to the Sicario theme.
Srta. Juan telling me why we don’t need mac and cheese at Thanksgiving dinner because we already have mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, potato salad, and dressing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Srta. Juan telling me why we don’t need mac and cheese at Thanksgiving dinner because we already have mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, potato salad, and dressing.
👀
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
👀
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Happy Thanksgiving! It hasn’t been the best year by a long shot, but that’s only because I’ve been fortunate enough to set a very high standard. I’m extremely thankful for the people around me that make that possible, and that includes you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! It hasn’t been the best year by a long shot, but that’s only because I’ve been fortunate enough to set a very high standard. I’m extremely thankful for the people around me that make that possible, and that includes you.
Good Times Bad Times, Led Zeppelin
Refugee, Tom Petty
Let’s Go Crazy, Prince
Surprise Valley, Widespread Panic
Where the Streets Have No Name, U2
Refugee, Tom Petty
Let’s Go Crazy, Prince
Surprise Valley, Widespread Panic
Where the Streets Have No Name, U2
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Good Times Bad Times, Led Zeppelin
Refugee, Tom Petty
Let’s Go Crazy, Prince
Surprise Valley, Widespread Panic
Where the Streets Have No Name, U2
Refugee, Tom Petty
Let’s Go Crazy, Prince
Surprise Valley, Widespread Panic
Where the Streets Have No Name, U2
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Round 1 of cooking is in the books. Great success, having a very boozy egg nog before I turn in. AMA until it’s gone.
Fuck UofA.
Fuck UofA.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Round 1 of cooking is in the books. Great success, having a very boozy egg nog before I turn in. AMA until it’s gone.
Fuck UofA.
Fuck UofA.
I, for one, am thankful for the ASU Forkcast feed at the old place.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I, for one, am thankful for the ASU Forkcast feed at the old place.
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Nothing quite like finishing a 1,000 piece puzzle only to find you have 999 pieces.
“I love my children,” he says through gritted teeth.
“I love my children,” he says through gritted teeth.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Nothing quite like finishing a 1,000 piece puzzle only to find you have 999 pieces.
“I love my children,” he says through gritted teeth.
“I love my children,” he says through gritted teeth.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Aww yiss, I’ll take a first class seat the fuck outta here on the Razor Crest
Aww yiss, I’ll take a first class seat the fuck outta here on the Razor Crest
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Aww yiss, I’ll take a first class seat the fuck outta here on the Razor Crest
Aww yiss, I’ll take a first class seat the fuck outta here on the Razor Crest
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from