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Julia Adult

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I’m not an actor, but I played one on TV

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · Nov 26

I may act cool and seem nonchalant, but the truth is, I’m chalant as fuck most of the time.

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 1d

The dog murdering was fine. Just don’t talk about her Botox use.

Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 8d

Actual words said in a windows and doors company ad: our products are designed to open and close…for YEARS!

As opposed to becoming one with the house and sealing me in?

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 10d

I’d like to think, that until you get clocked with flying debris, the first few spins in a tornado are kind of fun.

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 10d

I sometimes feel guilty that I’m so good looking, smart, funny, kind, successful and a demon in the sack. Wait, no I don’t. It’s fucking awesome to be me.

Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 11d

Charmin should bring back Mr.Whipple.

Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 20d

You know what’s more dangerous than Tylenol? Fucking bullets. If it was really about the safety and well being of children, you’d ban assault rifles.

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Rebecca Baumann @arkhamlibrarian.bsky.social · 25d

I’m sorry but this is the best product name I have ever seen

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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 26d

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 25d

a close up of a woman screaming with the words come back below her

ALT: a close up of a woman screaming with the words come back below her

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 25d

This is the part of the cartoon where Disney realizes that the tunnel is just painted on.

a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom

ALT: a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 25d

Oh! I get it. You’re a submissive who wants women to be mean to you for free. Whew! Almost took the bait there. Happy hunting loser.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 25d

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.

Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.

People have power. Ask Target

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25d

Barack Obama scolds media companies: Get a spine

The former president said the media needs to "start standing up" for free speech after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension.

Obama scolds media companies: Get a spine

The former president said the media needs to "start standing up" for free speech after Kimmel's suspension.

www.politico.com

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 25d

Read the room dude. I think you want the other place owned by the cyber truck guy.

Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 26d

NBC should hire Colbert and Kimmel. They would own late night! But like start them at 8pm for us old people.

Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 27d

a man with a mustache and a suit says " it 's science "

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 28d

Dr. Susan Monarez: “I could have stayed silent, agreed to the demands, and no one would have known. What the public would have seen were scientists dismissed without cause and vaccine protections quietly eroded…I would have lost the one thing that cannot be replaced: My integrity.”

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27d

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.

that fox news host still has his job.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 13

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 27d

So Nancy Mace is terrified of transgender women in bathrooms because she was assaulted by a bunch of cisgender men. Do I have that right?

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27d

I’m not sure if he’s using Ozempic, but his cankles do look better.

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 27d

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 27d

So are they planning on replacing Colbert and Kimmel with Trump people. Oh my sweet Jesus. Is this the timeline where Stephen Miller has a late night talk show?

Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 28d

Do you think Kristi Noem knows that Nancy Mace is bucking to be orange Daddy’s new favourite girl?

Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 29d

Yes. And it’s awesome.

Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · Sep 14

I got excited when I was shopping and got a litre of olive oil for $10.99. They said maximum 2 per customer, but you know what? I bought 4. I’m still punk rock as fuck.

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