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🎃Julie Morris👻
@juliemoonthego.bsky.social
1.8K followers 740 following 15K posts
Sass, knitting, culinary arts, and public transit are totally my bag. Plant Mom. Also home of Dmitri Sockov’s many adventures. She/Her. Occasionally WTH. REPLY GUYS WILL BE BLOCKED, MOCKED, AND REPORTED. Does not automatically follow back.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · Nov 21
Intro post? ‘K.
Resident of Peterborough, Ontario for close to 50 yrs. I do social media for a volunteer agency and also serve on the city’s transit committee.
I knit, bake, and wear fabulous hats.
A happy little crone outside on a tree-lined street. She’s wearing a white shirt with a red and white flannel over top,
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 5h
If you want to lose me as a customer, there are better ways to do it.

Also getting a hard pass from my friends, who don’t feel like being in a detention centre with me.
The header of an email from Scotiabank, a Canadian financial institution, that reads “Julie, want to take 3 friends to Miami on us?” This would be cool if, you know, Canadians were not being detained and all.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 5h
I’m sorry. There seems to be a lot of beloved critters making their way over the Rainbow Bridge lately. Casey will be in good company.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 5h
C’est une Bonne idée.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 6h
They don’t need to have a nest, or goslings, although it will raise the probability of being chased. When I accidentally ended up at my alma mater on Wednesday, the campus was coated with geese. A friend who works there confirms that the geese bully the students, like feather-bearing jocks.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 7h
Definitely! And you don’t even need to actually hassle the cobra chickens. Just get a bit too close or make eye contact and they’ll be on you.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 7h
Jordache Designer Breasts.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 7h
Possibly. We’ll know soon enough.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 7h
I’m sorry, but what? Relaxed-shaped breasts? They’re not jeans.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 8h
I wish that wasn’t the case. What a drag.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 8h
There are never enough taters!
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 8h
Oh, hon, yeah. Definitely get something to eat. Maybe some hydration, too. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 8h
Go with “sleep and a snack” first. Sometimes I find that solves 45% of the problems.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 8h
That’s not right.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
A SUPER Happy Birthday, Boldy!!!
a birthday cake with candles and fireworks in the background and the words `` happy birthday love you '' .
ALT: a birthday cake with candles and fireworks in the background and the words `` happy birthday love you '' .
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
Why? Because we forgot to wish you….
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
It’s a weird mystery.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
Formal Written Norwegian.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
“Cowboys and Indians”. Not counted as intelligent or scholarly.

Really. He wants to go there.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
They poop and make baby geese. That’s all they do. Poop, poop more.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
They are a menace. I get that they are part of the ecology, but they take over the lake downtown and we end up with closed beaches because the water is contaminated with goose poop.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
…was peppered with goose chunks. On the houses. On the cars. On the lawns. Goose pieces everywhere. The cats and dogs were snacking like crazy.

You never know when the geese will strike again, but they will.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
He swore and said, “that’s near the airport. I think a plane just blew up.”

Slightly traumatized, I went home, told my boyfriend what we’d seen.

Next day, the report came out that a 747 had hit a flock of geese, but was able to continue on. The neighbourhood below the strike site, however…
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
Funny goose-plane story from my time in Montreal where nobody died.
Bird strikes are common, but planes can continue in most cases.
One night, I was getting a lift to the subway station with my mentor teacher, when there was a flash of light in the sky.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
Goose is a good goose.
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🎃Julie Morris👻 @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 10h
You are welcome to cull our geese whenever necessary.

My great-niece’s husband and his buddies are part of a legal cull, and usually reach their limit on day one.
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