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She/Her • 30's • 🌙💜☀️ • Queer • Astrology, Tarot & Numerology, Drawing, Yelling™️, Sociology • ☽♈︎ | AC♎︎ | ⨀♒︎
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Over on X, I had a running 🧵detailing the times my bf and I picked up on each other's line of thought and said exactly what the other was about to say or do what the other was about to do. I don't know why but this happens frequently with us and I want to start documenting it here on Bluesky, so...!
I feel like the Astro talk went way down over the last month but it's starting to trickling back in and I LOVE IT 😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We've had a maintenance man over every single day this week from 9-4 and I haven't been able to get a single thing that requires focus done that I planned on because HE INTERRUPTS TO ASK A MILLION QUESTIONS ABOUT THE WORK AND MAKE RANDOM COMMENTS 😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Pssssst! The Wild Way Winter Sale is on… www.the-wild-way.com #tarotsky #occultsky
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I’ll have what she’s having
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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it might be bad but consider the combination of adults on the internet saying seggs and unalive and corn while children in the real world are talking about rawdogging glazers 24/7 is extremely funny
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’ve noticed that with the release of the new season, this drawing of mine has started circulating among fans again. So I decided to leave a small reminder:

This is NOT an official image of Lucifer. I am the artist who drew it. And… 1/3
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
America could have had this too.

Fuck.
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro on Tuesday started his 27-year prison sentence for leading a coup attempt, to the surprise of many in the South American nation who doubted he would ever end up behind bars.
https://to.pbs.org/4pDcRaN
Jair Bolsonaro begins 27-year prison sentence for Brazilian coup attempt
The far-right leader had been under house arrest since August and was taken to federal police headquarters Saturday after trying to break his ankle monitor.
www.pbs.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I tried to do a thing, idk
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Why just federal officials? Each individual should have sovereignty over their digital resemblance.

And yes, I say this as a cartoonist, but even a child should tell the difference between an AI deepfake and artistic satire.
Two lawmakers are looking to crack down on fraudsters' increasing use of artificial intelligence in a bipartisan proposal that seeks to expand penalties for AI scams and criminalize impersonating federal officials using AI.
Proposed AI fraud bill seeks to criminalize deepfakes of federal officials
The bipartisan legislation would expand penalties and definitions for fraud to account for the new role of artificial intelligence.
nbcnews.to
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Working on a lil something hehe :)) #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the recent "Trump has vagina neck" comment trend coming from the left is tiresome on a deep level, especially since no one can articulate why having neck folds that look like a vagina is such a hot take-down in a way that isn't rooted in lk misogyny
a woman wearing a red shirt with maple leaves and a gold cross necklace
ALT: a woman wearing a red shirt with maple leaves and a gold cross necklace
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
w/Mercury in Scorpio now conjunct Venus and trining Saturn & Jupiter, I just decided order the Fancy Iron™️ I was going to get at the start of my journey before I got cold feet and canceled bc of the price. I'm adding it to my plan :)

My current dosage spoon randomly disappearing was the impetus lol
*Mercury entered Sagittarius the day I switched Vitamin C forms due to acid reflux and is re-entering Scorpio the day I switch back to Liposomal Vitamin C (a different one than the first time) because the new form wasn't helping me absorb iron 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

*reposting bc I got the details wrong oops
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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#hazbinhotel sketch thread !!
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
THE HANDYMAN DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM 🤢
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
TIL that I can re-cap some powders and oils into smaller capsules so I can swallow them without fear that I'm gonna end up Seeing God™️. Also sometimes swallowing the .9"-1" caps hurts my fricking throat.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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😫
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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When the GOP has lost *checks notes*… Ron Paul, we’re really living in the upside down
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I had a fifth dream (or rather, a fifth installment of almost the same dream) about Benedict Cumberbatch last night. This one was post-me finding out that his wife either left him then died or just left him (it wasn't clear) and I was trying to be there for him.

Wtf is happening in my brain lol
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis

Captain Planet target audience stands firm
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE I CAN'T BREATGE
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM