Ethan
justcantethan.bsky.social
Ethan
@justcantethan.bsky.social
I work in games | Dogs are the best | I stream! twitch.tv/twitchywolfe
And while we're at it, Whoville having an army band implies that they have an army. Why do they need an army!?
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Canonically, does Horton, who is known for hearing Who's, know about The Grinch?
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Everyone: "we are thick as thieves"
Me: "my brothers in heist"
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
🎶 I'm just a horse, and at night I'm a nightmare 🎶 #SimplePlan
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Things we will get before Lisa Barlow apologizes for anything:
- GTA 6
- Half-Life 3
- Universal Healthcare in the US
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The best laid plans, well, at least they got laid
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
@bexcommunicated.bsky.social @amby.bsky.social Y'all watching The Challenge? No one has fee fees quite like Will
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
🎶 Yen Vengerberg is coming, and Vilgefartz is running, he's gonna fail to kill her, and she's looking for Cirilla 🎶 #TheWitcher #VengaBoys
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Primordial?

Yes, this is my prime odreal
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Si, salt
See, salt
Sea salt
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Emily in Paris" needs a spin-off or parody called "Gwen in Rome"
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
LinkedIn on Halloween: "Happy Halloween! Here is what trick or treating taught me about ROI and B2B sales..."
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My chocolate's pronouns are her/she
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I love that #TheChallenge is using songs by #SugarPit
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A men's skincare brand called "Exbroliate"
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
#Toshiba should make an electronic dog that ignores you called the Toshiba Inu
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why do they always say "Avengers, assemble" when they are already assembled? They are grouped up already. There is no need to assemble!
August 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@amby.bsky.social @bexcommunicated.bsky.social @combledore.bsky.social @mslenakay.bsky.social This season of The Challenge has been wild so far. The plot armor on some people is crazy!

#TheChallenge41 #TrashTVBookClub
August 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why is the only thing being advertised about the new Smurfs movie is that Rihanna is Smurfette?
August 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The most appropriate time to say "skrrrrttt" is when talking about steak
August 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Thor: "Loki, my brother!"
Loki: "Ew, Thor!"
August 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
August 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM