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Filing grievances so you won’t have to.
Noise pollution, soggy fries, emotional damage, and general nonsense.
Politics? Take it elsewhere.
We specialize in everything else.
Please take a number.
We’re already behind.
No fucking DMs
Killing me softly. . .
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Killing me softly. . .
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by Complaint Department
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It took me 20 minutes to get into my Gmail account today. WTF?
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It took me 20 minutes to get into my Gmail account today. WTF?
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Complaint #042
I got squished, scanned, and told not to breathe.
Now you want a survey?
“How was your compression experience?”
It was a pancake. I was the filling.
Please—no follow-up questions.
#ComplaintDepartment #MammogramMood #SurveyFatigue
I got squished, scanned, and told not to breathe.
Now you want a survey?
“How was your compression experience?”
It was a pancake. I was the filling.
Please—no follow-up questions.
#ComplaintDepartment #MammogramMood #SurveyFatigue
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Complaint #042
I got squished, scanned, and told not to breathe.
Now you want a survey?
“How was your compression experience?”
It was a pancake. I was the filling.
Please—no follow-up questions.
#ComplaintDepartment #MammogramMood #SurveyFatigue
I got squished, scanned, and told not to breathe.
Now you want a survey?
“How was your compression experience?”
It was a pancake. I was the filling.
Please—no follow-up questions.
#ComplaintDepartment #MammogramMood #SurveyFatigue
Why is opening a new package harder than getting into Fort Knox?
I bought headphones, not a security clearance.
Blister packs, layers of tape, and a plastic shell forged in the fires of Mount Doom.
By the time I get it open, I don’t even want it anymore.
I just want a nap and a tetanus shot.
I bought headphones, not a security clearance.
Blister packs, layers of tape, and a plastic shell forged in the fires of Mount Doom.
By the time I get it open, I don’t even want it anymore.
I just want a nap and a tetanus shot.
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why is opening a new package harder than getting into Fort Knox?
I bought headphones, not a security clearance.
Blister packs, layers of tape, and a plastic shell forged in the fires of Mount Doom.
By the time I get it open, I don’t even want it anymore.
I just want a nap and a tetanus shot.
I bought headphones, not a security clearance.
Blister packs, layers of tape, and a plastic shell forged in the fires of Mount Doom.
By the time I get it open, I don’t even want it anymore.
I just want a nap and a tetanus shot.