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Just Mike
@justmike.bsky.social
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Four score and 7 years ago.... A woodworker and a troublemaker.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · Oct 30
Lincoln bio
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 1d
Down to the wire!
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 1d
It's a no win
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 1d
Please be careful
"BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, parents need to make sure to LOOK at your child's candy. Some people are giving out what looks like normal candy, but it turns out to be Katl Marx's classic critique of capitalism "Das Kapital" in the original German." It's a picture of a bunch of candy with a copy of th3 book mixed in.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 1d
There may be better options
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 1d
Pick your favorite
Things you can burn for stress relief. Sage Frankincense Marijuana Racists Pedophiles Lavender
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
Yo!
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
Me too. Oh bother
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
Yes. It was so good
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
This is so damn good
Jerk salmon, a salad, and a sweet potato, brussel sprout, and bacon side
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
Thinking of going as Winnie the Pooh for Halloween. I've got a red shirt.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 4d
Unsolicited shtick pic
A picture of the Three Stooges. Moe is in the middle with his pinkies hooked in Larry and Curly's noses.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 4d
I just asked for a 3 finger combo, and now I can't sit down. Because I'm waiting for my food, you perv.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 5d
Rainbows of blood
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 5d
Some days I want to be a unicorn... so I can stab people with my head.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 5d
Remember, we are all in this together. Kind of like a hostage situation.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
Every time
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
Of course
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
You tell someone they were in your dreams and they automatically think sexual. Bruh you morphed into a dinosaur and chased me through walmart.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
I was awesome at this
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
This
Don't call yourself a gamer if you never played this back on the day. It's a picture of a handheld water ring toss game from the 80s
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
There. Summer is Over. Hope you're happy you pumpkin spice loving psychos.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 8d
Austin 3:16 says you Gotta Have It
A picture of the wrestler Steve Austin serving ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery. It says, "Cold Stone Steve Austin"
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 9d
Thanks for noticing
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 10d
Just being innocent
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 10d
Never gets boring
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