Jean Valjean
@jvalj.bsky.social
Disconnected from other accs, I'm me.
testosterone after evaporating alcohol
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
testosterone after evaporating alcohol
just collected an insane amount of smegma (dead skin sweat estriol amalgamation) out of my willy skin. shocking. you'd think finger rubbing the shit out of it with mild soap and water in the shower would've gotten rid of shit. nah bro i be on the toilet seat going on an investigation to find this
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
just collected an insane amount of smegma (dead skin sweat estriol amalgamation) out of my willy skin. shocking. you'd think finger rubbing the shit out of it with mild soap and water in the shower would've gotten rid of shit. nah bro i be on the toilet seat going on an investigation to find this
i too get the ball smell
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
i too get the ball smell
have i ever talked about the time i dry beat bf's dick at the theatre 😝 must have
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
have i ever talked about the time i dry beat bf's dick at the theatre 😝 must have
got straight As this term on one major
January 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
got straight As this term on one major
busted one foot and can't climb up and down steep hills without re-injuring anymore. bf lives on a slope. my house is never available
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
busted one foot and can't climb up and down steep hills without re-injuring anymore. bf lives on a slope. my house is never available
jerking off alone doesn't cut it anymore
feels so nice to cum while getting face fucked
feels so nice to cum while getting face fucked
January 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
jerking off alone doesn't cut it anymore
feels so nice to cum while getting face fucked
feels so nice to cum while getting face fucked
it's snowing and i'm still overheating (left the window open)
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
it's snowing and i'm still overheating (left the window open)
1 hard exam left. remaining are ez
December 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
1 hard exam left. remaining are ez
exam in 1 hr woke up early
studied plenty
idk what to do to spend this time
studied plenty
idk what to do to spend this time
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
exam in 1 hr woke up early
studied plenty
idk what to do to spend this time
studied plenty
idk what to do to spend this time
everything was going great until ingrown hair 💔
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
everything was going great until ingrown hair 💔
last time we tried with a dilator it hurt so fucking bad. really gotta get consistent with cream...
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
last time we tried with a dilator it hurt so fucking bad. really gotta get consistent with cream...
garlic tomato roast for breakfoast
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
garlic tomato roast for breakfoast
facial is such a waste i could up my protein intake
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
facial is such a waste i could up my protein intake
can't reach far enough with my own finger and I don't have any lube on hand, so a few days ago I asked my bf to help loosen me up in the front (he was really patient with me and had silicone lube)
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
can't reach far enough with my own finger and I don't have any lube on hand, so a few days ago I asked my bf to help loosen me up in the front (he was really patient with me and had silicone lube)
henry deserves a less annoying voice
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
henry deserves a less annoying voice
imagine: lentil soup
i don't have to
i don't have to
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
imagine: lentil soup
i don't have to
i don't have to