Jaine Wakedot
@jwakedot.bsky.social
Doesn't Experience Any Fun.
She/Her, 22.
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She/Her, 22.
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I have found the secret of every secret ever held, but alas, I must keep it a secret.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have found the secret of every secret ever held, but alas, I must keep it a secret.
I am unmarketable even after being turned into a plushie by that witch. Nothing has changed at all.
October 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am unmarketable even after being turned into a plushie by that witch. Nothing has changed at all.
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leader of the big sister industrial complex @jwakedot.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
leader of the big sister industrial complex @jwakedot.bsky.social
I eat pizza the same way a cute girl eats dandelions.
September 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I eat pizza the same way a cute girl eats dandelions.
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Fuck the whole "we're maturing our sound" bullshit. We need musical age regression.
August 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Fuck the whole "we're maturing our sound" bullshit. We need musical age regression.
She's good on my mythical morning.
May 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
She's good on my mythical morning.
How does one gain the ability to hear pretentiousness in music? I need to learn so that I can become a raging snob.
May 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
How does one gain the ability to hear pretentiousness in music? I need to learn so that I can become a raging snob.
Who up? Jack? Watch these beans talk.
May 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Who up? Jack? Watch these beans talk.
Perception of the word "wicked" trended negatively after the movie came out. We don't need more wicked witches, we need more wicked smarts.
May 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Perception of the word "wicked" trended negatively after the movie came out. We don't need more wicked witches, we need more wicked smarts.
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I miss you. I'll see you soon
February 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I miss you. I'll see you soon
DON'T GIVE MY ENEMIES THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. GIVE ME THE FACTS.
May 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
DON'T GIVE MY ENEMIES THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. GIVE ME THE FACTS.
They're saying I need to go bun mode. They're telling me, "rock out with your carrot out!" Shit doesn't even rhyme, but I get it.
May 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
They're saying I need to go bun mode. They're telling me, "rock out with your carrot out!" Shit doesn't even rhyme, but I get it.
Fork found in chef's room.
March 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Fork found in chef's room.
Give Joel Embiid some Hashirama cells already, oh my goodness.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Give Joel Embiid some Hashirama cells already, oh my goodness.
You take a picture of yourself, and then after viewing it a couple of times you start to reconsider the realness of your face, seeing it as only a glass pane.
January 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You take a picture of yourself, and then after viewing it a couple of times you start to reconsider the realness of your face, seeing it as only a glass pane.
This current iteration of Paul McCartney has been alive for too long. I just have to wonder, has a successor been chosen yet?
January 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This current iteration of Paul McCartney has been alive for too long. I just have to wonder, has a successor been chosen yet?
Thinking about album rollouts if they were like movies rollouts...
"FROM THE MAN THAT BROUGHT YOU "IS THIS IT," "ROOM ON FIRE," AND THAT ONE LONELY ISLAND SONG ABOUT OLD PEOPLE SEX-"
"FROM THE MAN THAT BROUGHT YOU "IS THIS IT," "ROOM ON FIRE," AND THAT ONE LONELY ISLAND SONG ABOUT OLD PEOPLE SEX-"
October 20, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Thinking about album rollouts if they were like movies rollouts...
"FROM THE MAN THAT BROUGHT YOU "IS THIS IT," "ROOM ON FIRE," AND THAT ONE LONELY ISLAND SONG ABOUT OLD PEOPLE SEX-"
"FROM THE MAN THAT BROUGHT YOU "IS THIS IT," "ROOM ON FIRE," AND THAT ONE LONELY ISLAND SONG ABOUT OLD PEOPLE SEX-"
I accidentally rested my head on shit today. Some people might call that good luck. Who are they, and like, why...?
October 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I accidentally rested my head on shit today. Some people might call that good luck. Who are they, and like, why...?
October 31, 2023 at 9:50 PM
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I adore zeros and fives.
October 13, 2023 at 9:07 PM
I adore zeros and fives.
Selling candles that say "girlsmelt" because they smell like fish.
October 13, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Selling candles that say "girlsmelt" because they smell like fish.
If you have four legs you can't really do your taxes.
July 7, 2023 at 2:39 PM
If you have four legs you can't really do your taxes.