Got my girl her own Hawaiian shirt. She may not look like it but she loves it lol

#dogs

First time in Mexico was a success. I can’t wait to visit again. 🇲🇽

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

So they filled my cell with snakes, I regret to say. Do you believe me now?

I hope the stars are glowing where you are

I’ve looked forward to the year of the snake for quite some time, very symbolic with change and transition. Besides, this is the year for Slytherin… Fitting after all of the changes. 2025 will be my year and I’m not holding back 🐍

Okay so I need this tarot deck 😂

We played all day, apparently hard enough to where she looked DEAD after passing out. I looked down and got a jump scare 😂