jen
@jxnle.bsky.social
i am the most emo motherfucker that has ever lived and i am never going to die
they/them | 26 | disaster lesbian
they/them | 26 | disaster lesbian
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GOD HAS SENT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN INTO MY INSTAGRAM DMS THANK YOU GOD MY FOREVER GOAT
god if you can hear me please send me a beautiful woman before valentine’s day so i can post her with the lyrics to skeleton key. thank you
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
GOD HAS SENT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN INTO MY INSTAGRAM DMS THANK YOU GOD MY FOREVER GOAT
NINTENDO PUT TWILIGHT PRINCESS HD ON THE SWITCH 2 AND MY NEXT PAYCHECK IS YOURS
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
NINTENDO PUT TWILIGHT PRINCESS HD ON THE SWITCH 2 AND MY NEXT PAYCHECK IS YOURS
MIDWEST EMO BAND HAVING CAR PROBLEMS I SAID OH IM SURE!
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
MIDWEST EMO BAND HAVING CAR PROBLEMS I SAID OH IM SURE!
life becomes so much better once your free yourself from society’s arbitrary rules. for example i am having a second cup of coffee despite it being 11:30pm
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
life becomes so much better once your free yourself from society’s arbitrary rules. for example i am having a second cup of coffee despite it being 11:30pm
BY THE WAY I AM VERY HOT SEXY PRETTY AND GORGEOUS IF ANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WOULD LIKE TO HIT MY LINE MY DMS ARE OPEN ALL
THE TIME
THE TIME
i got a new phone so now it finally matches my obsession with red and black can i get a hell yeah in the chat
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
BY THE WAY I AM VERY HOT SEXY PRETTY AND GORGEOUS IF ANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WOULD LIKE TO HIT MY LINE MY DMS ARE OPEN ALL
THE TIME
THE TIME
i got a new phone so now it finally matches my obsession with red and black can i get a hell yeah in the chat
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i got a new phone so now it finally matches my obsession with red and black can i get a hell yeah in the chat
i need a hey ya part two but with the nonbinaries in mind
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i need a hey ya part two but with the nonbinaries in mind
god if you can hear me please send me a beautiful woman before valentine’s day so i can post her with the lyrics to skeleton key. thank you
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
god if you can hear me please send me a beautiful woman before valentine’s day so i can post her with the lyrics to skeleton key. thank you
literally i feel like a lizard. i need my neutrogena hydro boost more than oxygen
love being a skin care girlie but also really hate it because if i don’t moisturize for 12 hours when it’s cold outside my skin is like fuck you. die.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
literally i feel like a lizard. i need my neutrogena hydro boost more than oxygen
love being a skin care girlie but also really hate it because if i don’t moisturize for 12 hours when it’s cold outside my skin is like fuck you. die.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
love being a skin care girlie but also really hate it because if i don’t moisturize for 12 hours when it’s cold outside my skin is like fuck you. die.
get away from me mullet mustache shitty tattoos white man. the power of christ compels you
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
get away from me mullet mustache shitty tattoos white man. the power of christ compels you
you can’t make characters that look like this and not expect me to turn out this way
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
you can’t make characters that look like this and not expect me to turn out this way
they never should’ve let me play twilight princess now i’m transgender and a lesbian and it can be directly blamed on link and zelda’s character designs in that game
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
they never should’ve let me play twilight princess now i’m transgender and a lesbian and it can be directly blamed on link and zelda’s character designs in that game
she’s trying to explode me with her mind
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
she’s trying to explode me with her mind
not even 10 minutes in to my birthday and i’m already crying. allen arms length when i fucking get you
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
not even 10 minutes in to my birthday and i’m already crying. allen arms length when i fucking get you
a little commotion for the birthday nails
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
a little commotion for the birthday nails
went out for margs with my friend and my makeup looked really good. no i did not take a picture. you will simply have to trust me
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
went out for margs with my friend and my makeup looked really good. no i did not take a picture. you will simply have to trust me
midnight and i just had a cup of coffee we’re getting gami to my number three most streamed of all time one way or another
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
midnight and i just had a cup of coffee we’re getting gami to my number three most streamed of all time one way or another
my only hope at ever finding a girlfriend is if i can impress her with my niche excel spreadsheets
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
my only hope at ever finding a girlfriend is if i can impress her with my niche excel spreadsheets
awake late at night listening to bluecoats 2016 thinking him #AndWhatCouldHaveBeen
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
awake late at night listening to bluecoats 2016 thinking him #AndWhatCouldHaveBeen
if they didn’t want me to shake my ass to drum corps shows then vanguard shouldn’t have gone that hard in 2018
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
if they didn’t want me to shake my ass to drum corps shows then vanguard shouldn’t have gone that hard in 2018
was so caught up in the glory of not having alcohol in the house that i forgot i’m actually an alcoholic
bought a bottle of whiskey this morning because my birthday is on monday and i can hear her whispering to me to take a shot before i get in the shower to wash this hair dye out from upstairs
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
was so caught up in the glory of not having alcohol in the house that i forgot i’m actually an alcoholic
bought a bottle of whiskey this morning because my birthday is on monday and i can hear her whispering to me to take a shot before i get in the shower to wash this hair dye out from upstairs
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
bought a bottle of whiskey this morning because my birthday is on monday and i can hear her whispering to me to take a shot before i get in the shower to wash this hair dye out from upstairs
i think it’s actually number 2, number 1 is when it took walmart 8 hours to do my oil change. but i waited in line for 45 god damn minutes just for them to be like i’m so sorry we’re actually out of donuts and also coffee when i got to the window
the people at the dunkin’ donuts on poplar need to be very glad i don’t believe in cussing out customer service workers because i just had a top 5 moment where i came close to doing it
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i think it’s actually number 2, number 1 is when it took walmart 8 hours to do my oil change. but i waited in line for 45 god damn minutes just for them to be like i’m so sorry we’re actually out of donuts and also coffee when i got to the window