guys how do I make the move over here i’m so tiredddd of Nazis
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
guys how do I make the move over here i’m so tiredddd of Nazis
turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire
March 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire
by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran
March 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran
crazy how badly elon wants to be liked and he thought fascism would do the trick. if I were a billionaire with an “unpopular in high school” complex i’d be solving world hunger and leaving $1,000 tips on every meal. he is fumbling the easiest game in the world right now
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
crazy how badly elon wants to be liked and he thought fascism would do the trick. if I were a billionaire with an “unpopular in high school” complex i’d be solving world hunger and leaving $1,000 tips on every meal. he is fumbling the easiest game in the world right now
for no reason in particular, here’s how you tell a room full of people that they don’t have to answer anyone’s questions without a lawyer present!
January 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
for no reason in particular, here’s how you tell a room full of people that they don’t have to answer anyone’s questions without a lawyer present!
this too shall pass. to make room for a new, worse thing
January 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
this too shall pass. to make room for a new, worse thing
but this is my emotional support non-actionable crush
January 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
but this is my emotional support non-actionable crush
fyi this is what happens when you don’t call your jewish mother for 2 days
January 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
fyi this is what happens when you don’t call your jewish mother for 2 days
trump should sign an executive order to hit himself in the head with a big rock
January 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
trump should sign an executive order to hit himself in the head with a big rock
democracy dies in dumbness
January 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
democracy dies in dumbness
a reminder for today:
you don’t have to pretend any of this is normal. fuck trump, fuck everything he stands for, fuck the fact that the democrats failed us, fuck the fact that the world is burning. all we have is each other - lean into community, keep fighting, and stay angry
you don’t have to pretend any of this is normal. fuck trump, fuck everything he stands for, fuck the fact that the democrats failed us, fuck the fact that the world is burning. all we have is each other - lean into community, keep fighting, and stay angry
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
a reminder for today:
you don’t have to pretend any of this is normal. fuck trump, fuck everything he stands for, fuck the fact that the democrats failed us, fuck the fact that the world is burning. all we have is each other - lean into community, keep fighting, and stay angry
you don’t have to pretend any of this is normal. fuck trump, fuck everything he stands for, fuck the fact that the democrats failed us, fuck the fact that the world is burning. all we have is each other - lean into community, keep fighting, and stay angry
26 is such a funny age to assassinate a healthcare CEO
December 9, 2024 at 8:03 PM
26 is such a funny age to assassinate a healthcare CEO
“i read 20 books this year” that’s nothing. i read 50,000 tweets
December 9, 2024 at 3:20 PM
“i read 20 books this year” that’s nothing. i read 50,000 tweets
if you like chatGPT, you'll LOVE thinking
December 9, 2024 at 1:00 PM
if you like chatGPT, you'll LOVE thinking
now more than ever i relate to the elf mailroom guy who is inexplicably 26 years old
December 2, 2024 at 9:19 PM
now more than ever i relate to the elf mailroom guy who is inexplicably 26 years old
clocking into work in December
December 1, 2024 at 1:37 AM
clocking into work in December
of course there’s birth control for men. it’s called the way they act
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
of course there’s birth control for men. it’s called the way they act
when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered
November 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered
shotgunning a can of soup and crushing it against my forehead like a beer can
November 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
shotgunning a can of soup and crushing it against my forehead like a beer can
i feel like we're on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now
November 15, 2024 at 4:58 PM
i feel like we're on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now
Are people doing this one
July 24, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Are people doing this one
if we were mutuals on twitter can u comment below so I can find u
July 1, 2023 at 9:18 PM
if we were mutuals on twitter can u comment below so I can find u
what’s up guys just in case!
July 1, 2023 at 9:01 PM
what’s up guys just in case!