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KAESTL (accept no substitute)

@kaestl.bsky.social

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I'm a 40-something, Black, father of two, who drives an electric hatchback while listening to heavy rock music at excessively loud volumes. Your attempts to box me into some troupe will prove futile, yet amusing. I'm keeping it fun here.

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KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · 2d

stan marsh from south park is holding a pair of combs

ALT: stan marsh from south park is holding a pair of combs

media.tenor.com

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · 2d

So we get home from trunk r treat and I turn on the #WorldSeries and it's 2-2.

It's now 11-2 Toronto.

I relay this info to my wife who replies "Well, that's what we get for voting for Facism."

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · 6d

@pacersbasketball.bsky.social Where's the spot in the St. Louis, MO area to catch games with other Pacers fans?

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · 29d

Ya'll this thing just landed and we are at THE BACK of the plane.

Get comfy. It's gonna be a minute.

#wheelsdownDFW

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Sep 17

I imagine that this is going over like a fart in church in certain corners of nerd-dom

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Sep 17

Yeah, this goes. I'm actually kinda excited to see Tron: Ares and hear what it sounds like.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnMy...

Nine Inch Nails - As Alive As You Need Me To Be (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO

www.youtube.com

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Sep 16

My inner thought process has gone from contemplating the notion of "speaking ill of the dead" to "speaking horny of the dead".

Honestly, I'm not mad at it.

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KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Sep 16

Of all the games going on in the PM window, how do we end up with Benfica v Qarabag as the one on TV and the rest on @paramountplus ?

NOTE: this is a rhetorical question

#ChampionsLeague

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Aug 29

When someone is bullshitting in my DMs

a man is sitting on a couch using a tablet computer .

ALT: a man is sitting on a couch using a tablet computer .

media.tenor.com

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Aug 29

In case your forgot about the majesty of @edsbs.bsky.social's facial hair.
#beardgoals

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Aug 22

I don't know how these jokers went this first 20 minutes and never compared Ice Cube's War for the Worlds to Moonfall.

Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · Aug 20

Happy Week 0. It's time for the 2025 debut of Looking At The Schedule. We have also watched Ice Cube War Of The Worlds for you

The Silence Lets the Darkness In / Week 0 Schedule Game

Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 08/20/2025 · 1h 22m

podcasts.apple.com

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 24

July 2025 is an asshole, man.

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 22

Just because he is a diabolical genius doesn't mean he's always wrong.

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 22

I know I probably don't necessarily, upon initial introduction,, strike people as the type of person who would have a favorite Ozzy Osborne era, but here we are al the same. There is a particular needle that had to be thread when it came to Ozzy's music and me.
#rip

youtu.be/jxXTJyghWlg?...

OZZY OSBOURNE - Shot In The Dark - Official (Remastered, 4K, 60 fps, best quality)

YouTube video by Mathieu

youtu.be

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 7

The ball is rolling away from him. The notion that he does gain qn advantage is ludicrous.

This is the most egregious example, but overall this was a poorly officiated match.

#usmnt #GoldCup2025

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 7

I'd like to congratulate Mexico on a well played game.
#GoldCup2025 #USMNT

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 7

~a stream of swear words ~

#usmnt
#GoldCup2025

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 7

There is all kinds of field for him to put his hand down. He put it on the ball.

🤷‍♂️

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 7

There is all kinds of field for him to put his hand down. He put it on the ball.

#USMNT #GoldCup2025

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 2

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!

DIEGO LUNA !!!!!

USA 2
GUA 0

#GoldCup2025 #USMNT

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 2

There seems to be....A LOT of Guatemala fans in the building.
#USMNT #GoldCup2025

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jul 2

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!

DIEGO LUNA !!!!!

USA 1
GUA 0

#GoldCup2025 #USMNT

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jun 23

Out of context Irish folk dancing vampires...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWZZ...

#SinnersMovie

Sinners - Rocky Road to Dublin Scene (BEST QUALITY) [4K] [HDR] [5.1]

YouTube video by Preacherboy

www.youtube.com

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jun 23

Finals MVP Pascal Siakam and the We Don't Scare All-Stars.

Let's gooooo!!!

#YeCers
#Pacers
#Believe

KAESTL (accept no substitute) @kaestl.bsky.social · Jun 20

WE WILL SEE YOU SUNDAY NIGHT !!!!!!
#pacers

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