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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep

@kaijuerotica.bsky.social

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jake. 29. shark enthusiast. monsterfucker. mxtx. 2ha. really just here to be horny on main and yell about danmei. (he/him)

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · Feb 6

Might just repost some of my fic links on here bc I crave attention at all times

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 1d

i was never even a dnp girlie but damn. they really sniped that one on sight. like we all knew what the situation was but hearing them admit they really were in a relationship since the beginning and carefully hid it for over 15 years just like the phannies said. i would never shut the fuck up again

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 1d

gaylors wish they had what phannies have

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 1d

jack of ALL trades??? get this man a wrist brace

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 7d

would love to write a danmei stardust au but unforch i refuse to dedicate that much effort to anything relating to that author 😔

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 7d

if you're in omaha rn the chances of running into the jonas brothers is low but WELL above zero

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 8d

ooph I'll look into that 👀

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 8d

I've seen my fair share of concerts. I've seen some weird shows.

The Jonas Brothers and Boys Like Girls singing Aerosmith's I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing has to be the most surreal one I've seen yet

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Memes For Freaks™ @memesforfreaks.bsky.social · 11d

Happy Kinktober

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 8d

i yearn to read academic journals and they should give me free access to all of them bc im cute and asked very nicely

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 8d

*in the interview* do you have access to jstor? can you give me access to jstor?

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 8d

job market so insane i just had someone with a medical degree apply for a barista job

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 8d

alternate version of the 2000s where they didn't quite get the name right and called it AOLIM instead of AIM

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 8d

it should also be noted i only really know boys like girls from having seen them so many times, somehow. i didnt even know until right before the concert they were opening. I've seen them like 3 or 4 times since 2021, it just keeps happening

they're fun to watch tho I'll give them that

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 8d

we were at the jonas brothers concert tonight singing along to boys like girls (their opener) and someone asked me how we know them and if they're from camp rock

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 9d

made a worf sticker a while back for a single meme edit and now whenever i wanna censor a picture before posting it he's just there in my editing app. worf be upon ye

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 10d

he's got bald ass temples 😂 (plus a lil mole there which I bully him for constantly)

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 10d

it's nice and warm bc he cooked his brain in the sun

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 10d

he's fine

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 10d

arriving at home to immediate panic bc my neighbor's kid's "im having fun" sounds are identical to my cat's "help im trapped and scared someone save me" sounds

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 11d

watching a video tearing apart ned fulmer's podcast and realizing with ice cold clarity that my family situation is shockingly similar to the ned fulmer situation

jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 14d

i found it
www.tumblr.com/kaijuerotica...

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Sage's SV Derangement Alt @folding-fan.bsky.social · 14d

“Think of it as me doing one good thing at the end.” #svsss

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 14d

does anyone have a link to that scum villain post where it's this art with increasing numbers of arrows explaining everyone's relationships and miscommunications

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stoner werewolf @crowkids.bsky.social · 14d

A lot of people talk a good game about the whole "killing myself in front of him to change the course of his life" thing but only shen qingqiu followed through

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jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep @kaijuerotica.bsky.social · 14d

woke up and immediately encountered the nefarious danmei gargoyle watching over me