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Noshuthrax combines features of halibut and badger. She was first observed by NASA scientists when local authorities were unable to explain vortex-beams released from the Sea of Okhotsk.
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Noshuthrax combines features of halibut and badger. She was first observed by NASA scientists when local authorities were unable to explain vortex-beams released from the Sea of Okhotsk.
Clominah is a hulking titan combining elements of mammoth and ant. They made the leap to film after appearing on a successful range of greetings cards.
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Clominah is a hulking titan combining elements of mammoth and ant. They made the leap to film after appearing on a successful range of greetings cards.
Ongoxas combines features of rhododendron and duck. He has weeping blisters and a buttercream topping.
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Ongoxas combines features of rhododendron and duck. He has weeping blisters and a buttercream topping.
Aridas was hyperevolved from irradiated ibex tissue by Lentua as an ally against Trodas. She wishes to revisit her past glories.
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Aridas was hyperevolved from irradiated ibex tissue by Lentua as an ally against Trodas. She wishes to revisit her past glories.
Gacrus, star of Gacrus Must Die (Japan 1960), resembles an immense iguana crossed with a fire extinguisher.
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Gacrus, star of Gacrus Must Die (Japan 1960), resembles an immense iguana crossed with a fire extinguisher.
Oochogon is a huge thing combining elements of rabbit and crayfish. She has ablative belly-plates and a distinctive transparent scrotum.
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Oochogon is a huge thing combining elements of rabbit and crayfish. She has ablative belly-plates and a distinctive transparent scrotum.
Trontua has great cheekbones and more than the necessary number of mouths. He belches glittering death-rays.
February 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Trontua has great cheekbones and more than the necessary number of mouths. He belches glittering death-rays.
Chrylan looks like a colossal squirrel crossed with the smiling poop emoji. She cannot resist the urge to eradicate humanity, if that's not too much to ask.
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Chrylan looks like a colossal squirrel crossed with the smiling poop emoji. She cannot resist the urge to eradicate humanity, if that's not too much to ask.
Gatakas was pulled from their timeline by tribal shamen to battle Gafudas. They wish only to return the world to its pre-human state.
February 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Gatakas was pulled from their timeline by tribal shamen to battle Gafudas. They wish only to return the world to its pre-human state.
Gadinus is a hulking fusion of squid and meerkat. They were discovered by scientists investigating a trail of glittering dandruff on an uninhabited island.
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Gadinus is a hulking fusion of squid and meerkat. They were discovered by scientists investigating a trail of glittering dandruff on an uninhabited island.
Zarbaluar is an ancient fennec-like biped with elements of tapeworm. They represent the trade union movement.
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Zarbaluar is an ancient fennec-like biped with elements of tapeworm. They represent the trade union movement.
Lenah looks like a gargantuan polecat crossed with the Lincoln Memorial. He came from a military testing site on a remote mountain plateau.
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Lenah looks like a gargantuan polecat crossed with the Lincoln Memorial. He came from a military testing site on a remote mountain plateau.
Nushulax was woken by Treshuzor as an ally against Exovozor. She yearns to go back to sleep.
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Nushulax was woken by Treshuzor as an ally against Exovozor. She yearns to go back to sleep.
Dengulon is a fearsome pigeon-like biped with elements of pufferfish. She is gentle unless fired upon and yearns to revisit her past glories.
February 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Dengulon is a fearsome pigeon-like biped with elements of pufferfish. She is gentle unless fired upon and yearns to revisit her past glories.
Godactygon is a primeval fusion of goose and gas canister. The Japanese government were forced to admit her existence by awestruck geologists unconvinced by official explanations of strange clouds over a mountain plateau.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Godactygon is a primeval fusion of goose and gas canister. The Japanese government were forced to admit her existence by awestruck geologists unconvinced by official explanations of strange clouds over a mountain plateau.
Murah was brought to Earth by sinister aliens to defend Japan from Vangidas. He is persuaded by tabloid journalists to reduce Tokyo to rubble.
February 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Murah was brought to Earth by sinister aliens to defend Japan from Vangidas. He is persuaded by tabloid journalists to reduce Tokyo to rubble.
Brantua, star of Brantua Versus The Detachable Monster (Japan 1954), looks like a vast skunk crossed with Ziggy Stardust.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Brantua, star of Brantua Versus The Detachable Monster (Japan 1954), looks like a vast skunk crossed with Ziggy Stardust.
Keiser Druzon is a monumental orangutan-monster with traces of platypus. She becomes enraged in the presence of oil platforms.
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Keiser Druzon is a monumental orangutan-monster with traces of platypus. She becomes enraged in the presence of oil platforms.
Konox is a menacing patchwork of bat, pelican and swarm of bees. They spew white-hot nega-blasts.
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Konox is a menacing patchwork of bat, pelican and swarm of bees. They spew white-hot nega-blasts.
Desaur, star of Revenge of Desaur (Japan 2004), is a vast chimera of zebra and tadpole.
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Desaur, star of Revenge of Desaur (Japan 2004), is a vast chimera of zebra and tadpole.
Zalus is some kind of menacing mole-axolotl-moose-thing. Her instantly-recognisable mating call was made from playing a mandolin over reversed recordings of a goose.
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Zalus is some kind of menacing mole-axolotl-moose-thing. Her instantly-recognisable mating call was made from playing a mandolin over reversed recordings of a goose.
Initus is some kind of terrifying penguin-tapeworm-beaver-thing. He has a spiral pelvis and caterpillar tracks.
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Initus is some kind of terrifying penguin-tapeworm-beaver-thing. He has a spiral pelvis and caterpillar tracks.
Super-Korkus combines features of triceratops and albatross. They spray flesh-stripping delta-rays.
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Super-Korkus combines features of triceratops and albatross. They spray flesh-stripping delta-rays.
Gastorax is a massively overgrown horror combining elements of lemming and lungfish. She was discovered by scientists investigating tectonic abnormalities on a subantarctic island.
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Gastorax is a massively overgrown horror combining elements of lemming and lungfish. She was discovered by scientists investigating tectonic abnormalities on a subantarctic island.
Nudiyo is an immense fusion of waterlily and bulldog. He has a magnesium-based biochemistry and a ciliated ovipositor.
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Nudiyo is an immense fusion of waterlily and bulldog. He has a magnesium-based biochemistry and a ciliated ovipositor.