Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Kainalo

@kainalo.bsky.social

61 followers 21 following 53 posts

Washed up speedrunner and a up-and-coming Hardbass producer. Finnish Quake-scene self-proclaimed ambassador and Mallasmittelöt CEO.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 14d

Video game bosses, when met with a protagonist 0.05% their size

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Sep 1

Happy birthday!

1 1

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jul 27

A Plague Tale: Requiem is fun

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jul 24

"She was great, but her job was adding progress bars to maps in video games"

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jul 23

There's an alternative universe out there, where Ubisoft towers never became a thing in video games

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jul 18

Living next to strawberry/pea fields has proven to be extremely damaging to my finances. It's basically a 10-20€ tax anytime I bike past the fields to go to the store.
Might be the best problem I've ever had.

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jul 10

youtu.be/CWVp62Sb_WU Music video for 315 is releasing in a few hours!!!! (8pm EEST). Be there 🤙

Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Kainalo

youtu.be

2 7

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jun 26

New hardbass track 315 released for your ESA travel playlists! Pump it up, make it louder blah blah blah. Available on most music services.
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/37dV3m...

Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis [HARDBASS] (Lyric video)

YouTube video by Kainalo

youtu.be

1 5

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jun 23

34mins under estimate. Don't tell the ESA scheduling team

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jun 22

Hey #ESASummer25 goers!
Want to easily see a schedule of all of your friends runs? hekathon.com/scheduletool got you covered!
Slightly updated, but still not perfect (No export or first Saturday). Hekathon and PSN buttons prefill the schedule with either groups runners.

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jun 19

Day 4 of practicing GotG for ESA

1 3

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jun 15

Noticed wasps were building a hut somewhere in the ventilation part of my chimney, so I had to spray my vents down with Raid. I don't hear the wasps anymore, but a group of leprechauns moved in. Nice fellas

1 4

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jun 14

1 3

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jun 14

Adulting kind of fun ngl

1 1 6

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Jun 1

My rhubarb out here fully erected on a sunday, sheesh

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · May 21

Dogsitting and I tried to be smart and slapped a mattress on the ground, so both dogs could fit to sleep on it.
Didn't expect them to sleep like human couples where the smaller one gets 80% of the bed

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · May 20

Dogsitting the goodest gals

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · May 8

Best thing about living 20km away from the city centre is taking an uber and having the driver look at the map and go "Where is this?".
And then waiting to see if they have the balls to say "Uber takes too big of a cut and I can't get any customers on the way back. Could we just use basic cab fare"

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Apr 27

Fucking slug shat on my wall

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Apr 21

Huomenna laival "työmatkal"

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Apr 20

slug

2 4

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Apr 3

Hello spring

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Mar 14

6 days later, I have now learned that ass injuries are nothing to laugh about

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Mar 12

#BG3 Scratch finds treasure

Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · Mar 10

Finnish culture moment:
Not being able to go to the office because I fell down sauna steps at my neighbors (cant sit properly), and having to specify at work that it wasn't because I was drunk

1 6