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Kain Xavier
@kainxavier.bsky.social
Print, Design & Branding Guru. Girl dad with questionable humor.

Ezekiel 23:20
On this day, I'd like to use music to express myself.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZux...
N.W.A. - Fuk Da Police
YouTube video by NWA
www.youtube.com
June 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I'd say they're coming after "Big Banana", but that sounds vaguely sexual.
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
$80 covers just the game. Not the console required to play it that Nintendo has made clear you don't own after buying it. I can't imagine in what world I'd spend $530 + tax to play the newest Mario Kart.
Nintendo’s Switch 2 is out today, and with it “Mario Kart World.”

With a seamless world, classic game modes and a vibrant soundtrack, the marquee launch title does all it can to earn the $80 price tag, writes @gene.meme.
Column | ‘Mario Kart World’ is a clear-eyed, fully-featured multiplayer treat
With a seamless world, classic game modes and a vibrant soundtrack, the Switch 2′s launch title does all it can to earn the $80 price tag.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Kain Xavier
Today is the last day to leave a public comment in support of keeping the Covid vaccine.
www.regulations.gov/document/FDA-2025-N-1146-0001/
May 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Crockett never minces words. Doesn't "pussyfoot" around (wherever the hell that saying came from). Just full on "So I started blastin!" energy every damn time. THIS is what Democrat voters want. People like Pelosi and Schumer need to fuck entirely off.
Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
May 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
IT'S ALMOST HERE!!!!!!!!
a young man with curly hair has the words " it 's gonna be may " on his face
ALT: a young man with curly hair has the words " it 's gonna be may " on his face
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's like the batshit crazy has been cranked up to an 11 the past week.
Despite seeing several people I totally trust say this was real I still felt I had to verify it with my own eyes. And having done so I still can't believe it's real.
April 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thanks. I hate it.
Contemporary Japanese artist Chooo-San's illusionary make-up art #WomensArt
April 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP! YOU DID A WONDERFUL THING FOR CANADA! YOU HAVE SECURED THEM AS THE 51ST... ER... KEPT THEM FREE BY INVIGORATING THE CANADIAN VOTER BASE TO KEEP. YOU. THE. FUCK. OUT. HUZZAH!

YOU CAN GO BACK TO JERKING OFF GIRAFFES!
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd with a sign that says again
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd with a sign that says again
media.tenor.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My love of Paul Reubens knows no bounds.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVx7...
Pee-wee as Himself | Official Trailer | HBO
YouTube video by HBO
www.youtube.com
April 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reposted by Kain Xavier
Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Steve Zahn is a damn gem of a character/working actor.
December 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Kain Xavier
Every president should have a dog
December 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
@pwndog.bsky.social

You need a banner?
December 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Reposted by Kain Xavier
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
@ruinleon.bsky.social

Is being a furry a sex thing? It's always seemed pretty much a sex thing to me. If so, that's cool - you do you. Like lingerie, but instead of a bunch of thin lace, it's all faux fur. Instead of "less is more", it's... "more is more"?
December 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Today I learned that prostitution, rape and illicit drugs are merely "standards of conduct". Who knew? Not this guy.

www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-ga...
a rainbow colored shooting star with the words " do you know " in the background
ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words " do you know " in the background
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Decided to throw together a banner. This one feels good.
December 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM
“When I'm not collecting bonuses for developing new ways of denying sick patients life saving care, I'm driving my car drunk!”
December 21, 2024 at 6:11 PM