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Kaladingus
@kaladingus.bsky.social
38, gainer (SW: 150 CW:235 GW: ???). Actually a dad. Married/taken. Just a shy dumb bi nerd who likes bellies etc. Also lots of esoteric music.

https://cash.app/$Kaladingus

This is a safe space for everyone but fascists, bigots, and cops. Minors DNI.
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Alright, giving this another go since Ko-Fi didn't work out. Every dollar donated will go straight towards growing this belly and will help me out immensely as food is just egregiously expensive.
People keep talking on the phone in the gym locker room, but I still managed to sneak in a pic without being noticed.
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Thick Thursday, innit?
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Contrast to this morning after two large meals and a shake 🏀
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Apologies for missing Tummy Tuesday. I'll make it up with multiple pics today. This is what empty looks like these days.
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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It’s all muscle, I swear
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Realizing I wear this shirt on Mondays a lot. Oh well. Fat boss does what he wants.
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Am bored, come ask me things.

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February 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Suit is getting a bit tight
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
It's Friday, friends
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Alright I'm giving this a shot. This is a sfw account, so only follow if you wanna hear my non-hornybrained thoughts.

And don't be weird. I will block you if you make it weird.

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January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Nemik's manifesto feels more relevant day by day: "Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."

Keep fighting. Do not back down.
the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Eating nonstop on vacation. Life is good
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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It’s a very sweaty tummy Tuesday! I tell ya, I am too fat (or at least too out of shape) for all this shoveling!
January 27, 2026 at 10:40 PM
You know what day it is
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
BYE BITCH
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It's a snow day and I'm stuck inside with nothing to do, so ask me things.

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January 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Thanks to the folks who checked us out last night! The stream is now on-demand if any of you want to see what I look like when I perform to exhaustion.

www.youtube.com/live/Sdt0qJe...

And fuck ICE
We Broke The Weather
YouTube video by The Boston Concert Network
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January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
From the end of last night. New gummies hit me harrrrd. 🥴
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 PM
When the sweater gives everyone a belly peek at the slightest stretch.
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Hey folks, did you know that I'm in a band? I write, sing, and play keys and sax for 'we broke the weather,' which combines prog, stoner, psych, jazz, and other good stuff!

Would you like to see said band? We'll be livestreaming a set here tomorrow night at 8pm!

www.youtube.com/@TheBostonCo...
The Boston Concert Network
BCN is all about bringing the past and present together. We record and stream live, multi-camera concerts from the city’s best independent artists, while also reviving rare and legendary performances ...
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January 23, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Just experimenting #belly
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Contemplating the o r b
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
New sweater, same belly
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 4:52 AM