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kalamazeus.bsky.social
Kalamazeus
@kalamazeus.bsky.social
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Sarcasm is my love language. Slightly below average golfer. Politics makes me sad these days. Dogs make me happy, always. Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better. Be kind.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 14h
How much shit is he going to stir up during the temper tantrum because he “lost” - so much winning, we are gonna be tired of winning.

Well, I am tired of him, that’s for sure.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 20h
Dont say "to their red state" - just say, to their state - it doesnt fucking matter what your political affiliation is - this is problem for all of us.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 20h
I find those costumes less ridiculous than the ones ICE wears.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 20h
I am sure all the good god-fearing folks of Idaho will accept them with open arms.

Religion

Christian: 62% of adults identify as Christian.

Religiously Unaffiliated: 33% of adults are religiously unaffiliated.

Other Religions: 4% of adults identify with other religions.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 20h
They should look into suspending their pay when they are not in session.

Sorry, not their pay.

They should restrict PAC accepting/spending during their time NOT in session.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 20h
Fun thought experiment: how many wars would he actually have to stop in order to receive the peace prize? Where is the tipping point? We know it is not 7 wars stopped (or whatever number he is currently saying). And, not just SAYING you stopped a war, actually doing it.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 22h
Man.... the selection committee is probably gutted knowing that a war criminal finds their award lacking credibility.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 22h
Other than Kid Rock, who is going to perform? Lee Greenwood? Jason Aldean? Any other white dudes that I missed?
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 22h
I heard they dont like to do your 2nd annual eval for the year at the white house... because all the gold causes nausea.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 22h
Honest question: should folks call 911 if this happens? The reality is that some masked men are trying to break into her house without identifying themselves (I can say I am Santa, doesnt make it true). This just seems wild to me.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 22h
Not sure you can "lose" something you were never in the conversation about winning.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 22h
What a bunch of sad, sad, little men.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 22h
Stop selling him sort... he is also sending the military into American cities (for clearly no reason), blowing up boats that he has no idea who/what is onboard, and arresting people he feels wronged him.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 23h
No fat people in the white house!
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 23h
I thought gender affirming care was no longer authorized.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
Fair…. Well played.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
Hoboken
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
Same... but ya gotta work with what ya got.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
I am sure they are bored and feel foolish.

Their fuck-face governor on the other hand is using this as spank bank material.

It is utterly shameful.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
Not sure but it is clear they have had no/minimum training - my guess is they had to watch a few old episodes of COPS... other than that, it is fucking wild seeing how they are treating people.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
I would bet my last $20 that he 1) could not find Oregon on a map, and 2) has never spent an overnight in Portland.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
Super weird that the folks still getting paid during the gov shutdown are the ones refusing to work.

That's as American as America gets there.

Release the files already you fucking pedo-protector. Or your grinder handle. Or your google search history.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
The most shocking thing about this is that dipshit is in any way associated with Harvard.

Are we sure that they are talking about HARVARD HARVARD or was it actually Harvard Illinois Community College.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
They should honestly just name it "NotNamedAfterABlackManCare" and then the entire GOP would be fine with it.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 1d
bet that bumps him up to 4'11" too....
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