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Kevin
@kangus.bsky.social
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I am the Kevin you’re looking for (he/him)
(or my tortoise, also named Kevin.)
Mostly posting #TheWheelOfTime & #WotSkies
Rings of Power enthusiast 💍
Host: @TheKevinPodcast.bsky.social
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · Nov 16
haven’t ever done an intro before but:
- I’m Kevin
- I love to laugh
- I love to make other people laugh as much as I love to make them shake their head at me
- i don’t and won’t punch down for jokes
- I’m an adaptation apologist, passionate about The Wheel of Time and quite fond of Rings of Power
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#TheWheelOfTime turns…
Fares Fares as Ishamael from The Wheel of Time. He is turning his body around to the left while sitting in an ornate wooden chair. He has on a leather vest with a high color over a white dress shirt. He has a playful smile on his face, and a twinkle of curiosity in his eyes. Below him is a large speech bubble coming from below him, as if he is saying the quoted post below him
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
kangus.bsky.social
meeting the green man at the eye of the world be like #TheWheelOfTime
A performer from Bad Bunny's 2026 Superbowl halftime show who is dressed up as a large green grass bush, with his little face smirking mischievously from behind the large blades of grass
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
kangus.bsky.social
Mysterious. Missing. Mandarb.
A wheel of time parody version of a movie poster for Blade, starring Wesley Snipes. The edited version of it has replaced the large eyes of some person in the background with the golden hued eyes of Perrin Aybara. Overlayed on top of the large face is Faile Bashere standing where Blade would’ve been in the original poster. She’s in black leather and holding a knocked bow. The title reads MANDARB with a parentheses below that says “it means blade” using the original “blade” word from the unedited poster.
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
kangus.bsky.social
ahhh, the sweet memories of everyone thinking I, of all people, was somehow a paid wheel of time fandom industry plant while simultaneously I was posting things like Trollocs in a hot tub, rand al’throat, and weird jelly gifs. gooood times, the wheel of
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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coincidences, their names starts with M. thoughts…
A set of 6 photos of characters from the wheel of time show, with the characters name along the bottom of their picture. Top left, Moiraine, titled Moiraine, as she looks quite high and has a blunt edited into her hand. Top middle, Mat Cauthon, titled Mat, who has been edited so that his open shirt is now displaying considerable cleavage of his large naturals. Top right, Min Farshaw, titled Min, looking over to the side in laughter. Bottom left, Morgase Trakand, titled Morgase, with an elaborate white shoulder piece, looking stoic Bottom middle, Elayne Trakand, titled M-Elayne with an M of a slightly different color as if it was added after the fact in haste, looking exuberant while singing hills of Tanchico Last, Ishamael, titled M-Ishamael with a similarly hastily added M like before, looking quite bemused at the whole situation
February 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
kangus.bsky.social
black panther’s fave cheese? oaxaca forever
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
kangus.bsky.social
existential shitpost
A closely cropped photo of Josha Stradowski as Rand al’Thor from the wheel of time in a season 2 finale behind the scenes photo where he’s giving a tired yet still goofy smile while holding up 3 fingers. Transparent in the sky on the left is Josha again as Rand, except from Season 3 as he screams into the sky in existential dread while in Rhuidean
January 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
kangus.bsky.social
just a barbie gull in a barbie wull
Image of the personalised Barbie movie poster. The background is the blue sky with white clouds. At the top is the text "This Barbie is a foodie”. In the centre of the poster is a glittery purple star shape with sharp edges. Inside the shape is a white and gray gull trying to swallow a large sea star on a rocky coastline. The word "Barbie" is placed over the gull in purple font. Under the shape in the right corner is the text "Only in theaters July 21" in purple font.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
kangus.bsky.social
Faile Bashere will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

[Source, True]
Two side by side images, the left image shows the logo title for the new Marvel movie “Avengers: Doomsday” and the right image shows Isabella Bucceri as Faile Bashere from season 3 of the wheel of time knocking an arrow while sitting on horseback in the two rivers
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
kangus.bsky.social
thinkin about that scene in the wheel of time when elayne’s midwife tasted her pee & servants in the room were gagging while thinking the lyrics in my head “because your piss your piss is on my lips, because your piss your piss I do insist, because your piss is on my lips to make sure youre alright”
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
kangus.bsky.social
also, a reminder that mat rims coffin
A scene involving matrim Cauthon from the wheel of time and a coffin over a white background The wooden coffin is seen from the side, standing upright with the top viewing door open. On what could be seen as the bottom backside of the coffin, there is now a large brown bulbous protrusion that looks like a thick Booty seen from the side. Mat Cauthon, with his one arm seemingly tickling the taint of the coffin, has his face engulfed within the coffin’s booty. Thus we have the pun on the name “Matrim Cauthon” complete as Mat Rims a Coffin
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
kangus.bsky.social
call me perrin cuz imma eat aybara chocolate
Meme of five different photos of Marcus Rutherford as Perrin Aybara from the wheel of time on the left, and labeled on the right. 1. Perrin Aybara - a standard unchanged photo of Perrin Aybara looking off to the right with a concerned expression 2. Perrin Graybara - a dark grayscale photo of Perrin looking troubled and disheveled 3. Perrin Slaybara - Marcus completely clean shaven, in a white Tshirt giving a smoldering expression 4. Perrin Neighbara - a brown horse in an open field that has the head of Perrin Aybara replacing the horse’s head 5. Perrin Waysbara - the torso of Perrin Aybara in burgundy buttoned shirt, except his head has been replaced with a stone waygate that has emoji eyes on the pillars and an emoji nose and mouth on the steps of the waygate
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
kangus.bsky.social
if the wheel of time characters saw you cryin in the bathroom at a new year’s eve party (kevin style)
A tier list featuring characters up through season 3 of the wheel of time, titled: what wheel of time characters would do if they saw you crying in the bathroom at a party. 1. Ask who did it so the can “talk” to them Characters: Lan, Nynaeve, Rand, Thom, Maksim, Faile, Bain & Chiad 2. Comfort you Characters: Egwene, Siuan, Ishamael, Ihvon 3. Pull you off the ground for another round of shots Characters: Mat, Min, Elayne, Alanna 4. Feel awkward and leave Characters: Moiraine, Perrin, Verin, Loial 5. Ignore you Characters: Aviendha, Leane, Morgase, Geofram Bornhald, a Myrddraal 6. Make it worse Characters: Padan Fain, Sammael, Elaida, Galad, Gawyn, Suroth, Couladin, and Two Rand torsos from when hes strapped shirtless to a stone wheel, stitched together horizontally (aka Nip al’Four) 7. Start crying too Characters: Logain, Lews Therin 8. Is the reason you’re crying Characters: Liandrin, Lanfear, Moghedien, Dain Bornhald, Eamon Valda, Rena, a large beefy trolloc with veiny nipples, Sevanna, and lastly the same shirtless torso of Rand al’Thor from the other oddity before, except this torso has been combined with the throat of a person stretching their neck out forward (aka Rand al’Throat) End tierlist
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Reposted by Kevin
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Happy to finally show the illustration 'In Artur Hawkwing’s Hand' that I painted for @dragonsteelbooks.com 's edition of 'The Eye of The World' by Robert Jordan, from 'The Wheel of Time' series!
Horizontal illustration painted by Eleonor Piteira called 'In Artur Hawkwing’s Hand' for Dragonsteel Books' edition of 'The Eye of The World' by Robert Jordan, from 'The Wheel of Time' series, showing a night scene with Perrin and Egwene (and a mare called Bela) crouching next to a giant statue of a hand and hiding from soldiers walking on the other side of the statue with torches, looking for them. On the background, on top of some giant boulders we can see a group of wolves, one of them has a circle of dots around his head as does Perrin, hinting at a connection between the two.
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
kangus.bsky.social
Join me soon at 4pm ET for a special broadcast of: Coplin to Congar AM
Where your host, Artur Coplin, breaks down the mysteries, conspiracies, and the paranormal of the world of The Wheel of Time. The Truth will be ours, if only we are but brave enough to seek it. #WotSkies #WotAHoliday
A title logo parodying the logo for the conspiracy and paranormal radio show “coast to coast am”, which instead says “Coplin to Congar AM” in blue text over a white background
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
kangus.bsky.social
hey #WotSkies, I’m going to be live tomorrow during 3 of these slots for #WotAHoliday
-at 12pm with the TVAD crew
-at 5pm for Unhinged Ships

And you’ll see me at 4pm for…

The Truth… behind the Lies.

from Coplin to Congar, I’ll be blowing every single case WIDE open
You can’t be ready for it
🔗👇
rapunzl347.bsky.social Rapunzl347 @rapunzl347.bsky.social · Dec 5
Stream Three Link: www.youtube.com/live/uAJZh_K...

Stream Three Guests
Dec 7th at 12pm ET - Tar Valon After Dark
1pm - Wheel & Chill
2pm - Soundscape of Time
3pm - Black Tower Podcast
4pm - Kevin Angus
5pm - Sulin | Unhinged Ships
6pm - tWoTcast
7pm - Dragonmount‬
8pm - Closing Ceremonies.
WoTaHoliday 2025 - STREAM THREE
YouTube video by Malkier Talks
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December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
kangus.bsky.social
y’all think adam ever did the self-suck after god removed that rib or nah
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
kangus.bsky.social
I miss
“The Wheel of Time” on a black background, spelled entirely with grotesque letters that are made of the torso and arms of shirtless Josha Stradowski as Rand al’Thor
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Kevin
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Want to hear about the costumes from Elayne herself? Well, I was lucky enough to chat with Ceara for a quick interview at the Fashion & Fantasy exhibition in Prague earlier this week & ask exactly that! Enjoy! #WotSkies #TheWheelOfTime #SaveWot

youtu.be/xXjhJHn4Bbo
An interview with Ceara Coveney - Fashion & Fantasy Exhibition - The Wheel of Time
YouTube video by Malkier Talks
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November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
kangus.bsky.social
future archaeologists unearthing the sacred texts from the long forgotten year of 2023
Three photos attached top to bottom Top photo shows Rosamund Pike as Moiraine Damodred, from season 2 of the wheel of time, starting to look at the contents of a faded piece of parchment Middle photo shows a faded parchment paper with the words “PUSSY IN BIO” in large capital letters, with a weird box between each letter, which is how Twitter spam replies from porn bots looked in mid 2023 Bottom photo again shows Moiraine reading the paper, except now her brow is extremely furrowed in distress
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
kangus.bsky.social
pennywise gamgee be like
“we all float like potatoes down here mr frodo”
Scene from the move It by Steven King, showing Georgie in a yellow raincoat from behind as he leans towards a sewer grate which is occupied inside by the Pennywise clown form of It. However, pennywise has instead been replaced by Samwise Gamgee from the lord of the rings trilogy of movies with a red clown nose on his nose.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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🙂‍↕️🙏🧘‍♂️
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
kangus.bsky.social
they be callin me the kris kringle of creepy 👻
Two side by side photos of me (Kevin) in a red and white stylized Santa Claus onesie as a Halloween costume. The photo on the left shows me inside of a room with modest Halloween decor. I’m standing with my arms stretched to the side, my forearms pointing down, with my legs spread wide apart, and inside the Santa hood is a jack-o’-lantern balloon resting on top of my head, making it look like that is my head. On the right side, I am outside next to a car, leaning back with my hands on my rump, and instead of the balloon as my head, I’m wearing a decrepit old man mask with long white hair and beard somewhat like Santa but much creepier than santa should ever be
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
kangus.bsky.social
why didn’t I eat the cookie?
here’s 13 raisins why
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Kevin
dragonmount.com
Happy nameday to The Creator, Robert Jordan. What better way to honor him than sharing this incredible photo by @screaminspudmonkey.bsky.social
The Legend of Robert Jordan lives on, as there are no beginnings or endings to the turning of the wheel of time.
Tai’shar, Spudmonkey
Tai’shar James Rigney
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM