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Kaore

@kaore71.bsky.social

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Fiz’s papa. Extremely homosexual. Happily married. Monumentally liberal. Allergic to MAGA. I consume cheese like it’s a career.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 2d

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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 3d

Dear Universe, don’t you dare take Dolly and leave the insulation scalped fleshy bag of evil soaked bloat rot!!

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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 3d

Pam Bondi is Kristen Wiig’s impression of Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 3d

This pants sharting yam isn’t going to stop until his name or waddle is on every piece of this country.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 4d

This is an example of a “dissenting view” that Bari Weiss would insist get equal time.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 5d

Has anyone received the email regarding the fall Antifa cotillion?

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 14d

If you cheered for this guy, you’re probably a Trumper.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 27d

Dear Citizens of Port Charles: How many people have to come back from the dead for you to stop being surprised by it? If I were you, I’d stop having funerals. Just go home and wait. #GH #GeneralHospital

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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Sep 4

Or…how to manipulate the news cycle.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Sep 4

Did I miss something? Are you telling me a sitting congress person doesn’t have a lot of security? #GH

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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Sep 3

Don’t scream about corporate greed and then continue using Amazon and getting coffee from Starbucks. Good talk.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Sep 3

Mike Johnson is that scary nanny that was sent to protect the devil kid in The Omen.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Sep 2

There has to be some sort of down the road payoff for making Abi so completely unlikeable?? #Corrie

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · May 9

Do we need a real id in Mattel?

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · May 9

Ok…who’s the hunky bartender on #GH?

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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · May 9

Quick! Everyone buy stock in Franzia! abcnews.go.com/US/trump-eyi...

Trump appoints Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as top prosecutor in DC

President Donald Trump said he is appointing Fox News host and ex-prosecutor Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia.

abcnews.go.com

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · May 1

Merchant fees (the fees to use a credit card) are not new. Any businesses who are NOW upcharging customers for that are just straight up shady.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · May 1

What does Pete Hegseth have to do to get fired, wear a tan suit?

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Apr 30

From the Steve Bannon school of layering. But for Bannon, it’s more to cover that he smells like an ashtray that has been rinsed in a urinal and kept in a hot car.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Apr 30

Noses so far up his ass, they could probably detect colon cancer.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Apr 30

Karoline Leavitt might actually be direct from the bowels of Hell.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Apr 23

Those are the rules if I’m not mistaken.

Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Apr 22

Got to the theatre early, now I’m playing the greatest time passing, people watching game, “Son or Boyfriend”.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · Apr 18

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,

Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.

~ All of Us

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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · Apr 16

Your move authoritarian crime boss wannabe!