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Absolute buffoon of a human 😹
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Working from home is sumn else cuz im literally in my underwear and nothing else just taking calls
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Man what the fuck was I posting about in 2023
The food pyramid may have been wrong scientifically but aesthetically speaking it was so right
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Just a whole bunch of shiny lil guys (and emboar)
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I’m only here for perfect knight and posting pokemon
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Got that shit on
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have my case and stuff and 7 shinies and none of them are the ones I want
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Me and the bad bitches I pulled by being shy and a lil unorthodox
October 12, 2023 at 2:29 PM
I could be playing pokemon rn but im still waiting for my switch 2 case and screen protector to come in…
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Came back to say I finished reading all of berserk and it changed my life..
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me right after I send the riskiest text of my life
June 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Still don’t feel safe but they left for a time at least.
You have got to be flarking kidding me there’s no way this crazy cuckoo ass mf found me on this app, like you gotta be kidding me. You know the drills those who are used to the craziness just block and move on.
June 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Whatever it’s over I’m done.
June 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I was safe on Bluesky now we’re back to bullshit *sigh* it’s so hard being me online
June 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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“bluesky is intolerant and rude” idk everyone’s pretty nice to me most of the time sounds like a skill issue
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You have got to be flarking kidding me there’s no way this crazy cuckoo ass mf found me on this app, like you gotta be kidding me. You know the drills those who are used to the craziness just block and move on.
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What the flark man
June 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
On hinge just flopping around hopping to land a wife
June 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
No fucking way Bluesky also talking about the fallout I thought it’d be all quiet on the Bluesky front
June 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I am free
June 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
June 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The forlorn fellow
June 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
No, no, no, no, enough. music.apple.com/us/album/rhi...
Rhinestone Cowboy by Madvillain on Apple Music
Song · 2004 · Duration 3:59
music.apple.com
June 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Expedition 33’s soundtrack is fucking life altering…
June 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Nah expedition 33 is game of the fucking decade what the hell
June 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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there’s no one so full of rage as a three year old when you help them after they specifically ask for help
May 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM