Casey Masterson
@kaseejedimaster.bsky.social
Hello! I'm an aspiring full-time horror author. I wrote Revelations of the Raven Master and have various short story publications. The novel is coming, I swear. On an alternative note, I'm also a librarian and I love animals.
"thank you, long armed lady"
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"thank you, long armed lady"
Mayo and sweet Caroline??
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Mayo and sweet Caroline??
JAMES BEAST???
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
JAMES BEAST???
All these god damn AI commercials
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
All these god damn AI commercials
Also it was in fact a Mr. Rogers song
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Also it was in fact a Mr. Rogers song
Oh hey the Burbs!
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Oh hey the Burbs!
Was that a Mr. Rogers song?
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Was that a Mr. Rogers song?
JURASSIC PARK??
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
JURASSIC PARK??
Did they bring an endangered American eagle to the super bowl for an ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Did they bring an endangered American eagle to the super bowl for an ad
The horse and baby bird being friends is the best thing ever
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The horse and baby bird being friends is the best thing ever
SABRINA CARPENTER
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
SABRINA CARPENTER
Pokemon!!
My faves are Houndoom and Mightyena
My faves are Houndoom and Mightyena
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Pokemon!!
My faves are Houndoom and Mightyena
My faves are Houndoom and Mightyena
My new favorite JC Penny portrait
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
My new favorite JC Penny portrait
I wasn't expecting a prostate exam commercial but okay
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I wasn't expecting a prostate exam commercial but okay
All these fucking AI commercials
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
All these fucking AI commercials
My baby was grooving to Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
My baby was grooving to Bad Bunny
Aight they may be recycling commercials now. If they are imma dip
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Aight they may be recycling commercials now. If they are imma dip
Usually I'd say yay Snoop Dog but he is transphobic so boo Snoop Dog
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Usually I'd say yay Snoop Dog but he is transphobic so boo Snoop Dog
Oh ew it's AI
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Oh ew it's AI
Ferris Beuler commerical??
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Ferris Beuler commerical??
Imagine hating on a half time show where the message is "the only thing more powerful than hate is love"
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Imagine hating on a half time show where the message is "the only thing more powerful than hate is love"
LADY FUCKING GAGA
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
LADY FUCKING GAGA
I get one joy out of this and it is the real stupid commercials
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I get one joy out of this and it is the real stupid commercials
Shhhhhhh it's funny
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Shhhhhhh it's funny